Joseh⚡ @nijokestu
Your views don't count here!! Its a Chelsea thing. Joined July 2018-
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Men, How to spot a simp, - Small I when referring to himself: "When i saw the girl." - More than 1 question mark: ???? - Dysphoric emojis 😍🤪😪😭💔 - Feelings: "i feel like this is wrong." - Double texting - Long paragraphs explaining his weakness. #MasculinitySaturday
Ugly nibbas hutawahi tupata aty tunaoga na maji moto juu kuna baridi or something, hua tunaoga na maji baridi ata kama kunasnow mamehn, we have nothing to loose
Men, Characteristic of simps: • Boastfulness • Arrogance • Belligrence • Demeaning other men This is because they have low self-esteem and lack self-confidence. All these uncouth behaviours are expressed in front of women to belittle other men. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, Bad manners in the gym: - Farting - Going to the gym without a plan - Spitting saliva - Shouting/grinning - Failing to rack back weights - Sitting on benches to scroll social media - Failing to wipe your sweat on mats What else can you add? #MasculinitySaturday
Men, Better marry an illiterate submissive woman, — than a rude career woman who is belligerent & bellicose. You will understand why a professor divorced his PhD. wife and married the maid. A woman who shouts at you will pick a KNIFE to end your LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, When bad incidents happen in your life • Loss of a job • Death of a loved one • Physical injury • Divorce Do not whine and cry. The universe has given you an opportunity to use the pain as fuel for growth. Pain fuels a better future. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, A simp with money & a monkey with a gun have the same thing in common: - SELF-DESTRUCTION. A danger to themselves. Don't interfere. Simps think they will succeed where other men failed. Their self-implosion will be cataclysmic. DON'T BE A SIMP. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, If your wife gets employed by the public service/ Government, Ensure she is posted or transferred to your village, Let the village chores keep her busy, • Caring for your livestock • Tendering your crops • Mothering your children #MasculinitySaturday
Alas smallwigs hamkuitwa kwenda ngong? Anyway, poleni. Mtaitwa 5 aside ikipangwa mkajaze venue bigwigs wakipigana picha na kukaa kwa magari.
Venye umeinua mkia umefurahi sana
You are a man. Nobody cares about your excuses. Stop blaming your parents. Stop blaming childhood. Stop blaming your ex. Stop blaming the system. You are in control of your life. If you are broke, that's your fault.
🔴 Erik ten Hag: “Marcus Rashford is capable every season of scoring 25 to 35 goals. He has the assets to do that”. “I am 100 per cent confident of this”.
Men, Whenever you see a FAT child, Just know: - The father is FAT. - The father is weak. - The father is effeminate. - The father is younger than the mother. - The father is absent. No sane father will sit comfortably watching his son grow fat. #MasculinitySaturday
Hua naambia my G's wafuate teachings za amerix kama mimi alafu wananiuliza mbona basi hua nakula chapo😂😂
Kwani hua unapark gari yetu nje ya gate?
Hizi ndio mraia zilikua zinasema ukivaa nguo za red kukinyesha mtapigwa radi haha, wapuzi sana
Hizi ndio mraia zilikua zinasema ukivaa nguo za red kukinyesha mtapigwa radi haha, wapuzi sana
Men, Today is the last Saturday of the month. This post is for men looking for • Job opportunities • Internship • Industrial attachment Reply with your name, qualifications, and skills. One of my followers is looking for you. Repost widely. #MasculinitySaturday
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Men, Bad manners in the gym: - Farting - Going to the gym without a plan - Spitting saliva - Shouting/grinning - Failing to rack back weights - Sitting on benches to scroll social media - Failing to wipe your sweat on mats What else can you add? #MasculinitySaturday
Men, Better marry an illiterate submissive woman, — than a rude career woman who is belligerent & bellicose. You will understand why a professor divorced his PhD. wife and married the maid. A woman who shouts at you will pick a KNIFE to end your LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, When bad incidents happen in your life • Loss of a job • Death of a loved one • Physical injury • Divorce Do not whine and cry. The universe has given you an opportunity to use the pain as fuel for growth. Pain fuels a better future. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, A simp with money & a monkey with a gun have the same thing in common: - SELF-DESTRUCTION. A danger to themselves. Don't interfere. Simps think they will succeed where other men failed. Their self-implosion will be cataclysmic. DON'T BE A SIMP. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, If your wife gets employed by the public service/ Government, Ensure she is posted or transferred to your village, Let the village chores keep her busy, • Caring for your livestock • Tendering your crops • Mothering your children #MasculinitySaturday
Alas smallwigs hamkuitwa kwenda ngong? Anyway, poleni. Mtaitwa 5 aside ikipangwa mkajaze venue bigwigs wakipigana picha na kukaa kwa magari.
Venye umeinua mkia umefurahi sana
Nitoe ngapi? Friday lazima tufinye.
You are a man. Nobody cares about your excuses. Stop blaming your parents. Stop blaming childhood. Stop blaming your ex. Stop blaming the system. You are in control of your life. If you are broke, that's your fault.
Which club gives their players the most PR and why do we all have the same exact club in mind right now? 😂
🔴 Erik ten Hag: “Marcus Rashford is capable every season of scoring 25 to 35 goals. He has the assets to do that”. “I am 100 per cent confident of this”.
Men, Whenever you see a FAT child, Just know: - The father is FAT. - The father is weak. - The father is effeminate. - The father is younger than the mother. - The father is absent. No sane father will sit comfortably watching his son grow fat. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, Today is the last Saturday of the month. This post is for men looking for • Job opportunities • Internship • Industrial attachment Reply with your name, qualifications, and skills. One of my followers is looking for you. Repost widely. #MasculinitySaturday
Joseh (@nijokestu )ni kama alipewa kazi na AIM Global, kama hujasave number yake unaweza mtusi ukidhani ni watu wa online business.
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