Blackhew McConaughey @nickxbush
A teacher once described me as a disillusioned youth with the soul of an old prostitute. Nashville, TN Joined June 2010-
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Longtime Nashville attorney Bart Durham has died. He was 89. "It is with deep sorrow and a burdened heart that I share the news of the passing of my father, Bart Durham, a legendary figure in the local legal community and a beloved patriarch to our family."
Diddy talking to the feds like
#ModernSeinfeldMonday Elaines April Fools joke about being pregnant backfires when she gets a lot of gifts George gets catfished by someone pretending 2 b Flau’jae Johnson Kramers Christian friends trick Jerry into attending an Easter party by telling him it was for Passover
A student didn’t know how to use these today. Talking ‘bout, “these don’t stay on.” I’m like, “why are they upside down?”
#haikuthursday on National Poetry Day? *Lil Jon voice* Okaaaayyy!!
#ModernSenfeildMonday Kramer eats molded bread thinking it’s a St Patrick’s themed loaf Jerry gets booked at a pi convention, & can’t understand why his pie jokes fall flat Elaine gets mad at George bc he wont stop saying, The Ides of March
*Remember when you hated Derrick Henry bc he played at Alabama* Me:
Women's day is about me too --male feminists
Sarah Rector became a multi-millionare oil baron and the richest black child at just 12 years old. She was so rich that Oklahoma legislature legally declared her to be a white person. A THREAD!
Dominos not having a meatball sub is crazy work
Crockett to Republicans: "Let me tell you why nobody wants to talk to you behind closed doors -- because y'all lie."
So what did you learn from watching the @Titans this year?
Nobody: @Titans winning when you thought they’d lose:
*It’s cool that you have sports to help you relax. I bet watching the @Titans is fun* Me:
Me pretending to listen when someone defends the @Titans play calling
Laura Peek @laurapeek_
10K Followers 941 Following standup, sweetheart, likes the outdoors💧🌿🍉🦀 • from Nashville, in LA • IG - @ laurapeekcomedy • mgmt - [email protected] & [email protected]
Renard Hirsch @Renardcomedy
2K Followers 3K Following Straight outta Nashville a funny actor named Ray Nard! Comedian,Actor, and shoe restorator! Drybar, B.E.T.,Lifetime, Bravo. Catch me in deez Skreets
Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes
18K Followers 8K Following mask enthusiast, comedy writer for hire @JFL @22minutes @readersdigestca @cbccomedy; iTunes #1 album Border Crossing. she/her Free all occupied people & places
paranormal snacktivit.. @cortneywarne13
432 Followers 537 Following debut special pointy boys on YouTube. satire featured on @humordarling, @PointsinCase, and @flexxmag. comedy producer at the blue room, the bowery vault.
dinosaur cowabunga @Knox50c
433 Followers 307 Following still trying to figure out how he got the beans above the frank
Joshua Josh Lewis @Thejoshfromtn
898 Followers 608 Following Joshua/Josh. Sweet. Scumbag. Dick Joker. 6 feet tall in shoes.
carl roberts III @cr3comedy
259 Followers 252 Following Nashville-based comedian/drummer. Check out my new podcast, The Ba-Dum-Ching! with Carl. Now available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. @cr3podcast
Brian Bates @brianbatescomic
6K Followers 390 Following Comedian. Occasional actor. Auditioned for the white Jake from State Farm. Breakfast, Bath Mat, Body Wash and everyone else on the Nateland Podcast.
Donnie Sengstack @donsengstack
2K Followers 911 Following Magooby's Joke House New Comedian of the Year 2015
David Chasteen @DavidChasteen
376 Followers 625 Following Stand Up Comedy | "They don't think it be like it is, but it do....." -Oscar Gamble 🤖🍄🥊💯
Derik Zoo @DerikZoo
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Kayla Evans @kaylaevanscom
278 Followers 262 Following BNA✈️PDX Stand up comedian, Superhero, Bad Dancer
Daniel Hobbs @hobbsisme
3K Followers 226 Following I’m so bored. Apostle of the church of Dave Grohl. kind of gay bro.
Ben Sawyer @SawyerComedy
1K Followers 660 Following Woodsmith. Wordsmith. Crafter of jokes. Standup comic & host of @ptgameshow. Pandemic bound. For history/serious/non-comedy thoughts: @Ben_Sawyer
Anastasia Qualheim @AQualhe
82 Followers 5K Following
America Owen @ameri_ow
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Lurline Zientara @LurlineZ66519
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Blanch Lapalme @BlanchLapa19107
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Joslyn Lesley @JoslynLesl99562
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CelestialCascade @FlRemy65967
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Scarlet Lenning @ScarleLenn
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Blanca Sladky @slad_blan
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Lauri Hasten @HastenLaur88644
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Ninfa Sandus @NSandus66165
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Kaelyn Capracotta @KCapracott7970
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Stevie Karg @karg_stev
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Iman Gorny @ImanG15159
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Aleena Korthauer @AKorthauer65943
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Ayva Mickolick @mickolick69095
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LaVergneHSBasketball @LHS_Basketball
988 Followers 325 Following Head Coach: Tony Rutland Assistant Coach: David Ruekert —— WEBSITE https://t.co/nL5K1CZh1U
Andrew Allen @the_mr_allen
63 Followers 206 Following Husband. Father. Tech geek. Dallas Cowboys fan. Football fanatic. Pitbull advocate. CrossFit survivor. Writer androidguys and https://t.co/WXx2J7kAyj
Justin Churchill @ChurchillAtoZ
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Polly Wiles @PollyW1100
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Todd @tobitoof13535
89 Followers 2K Following The pursuit of truth and knowledge and the struggle for it are one of the highest qualities of human beings
✨Suge💿Lite✨ @Kamifaine
2K Followers 2K Following Lions Portal Baby ✨💕✨2 things about me, Darling: 1. I love my life . 2. I love to move through the world like I’m dancing to an unreleased Dilla beat . ✨🥂
Drew Davis @DrewDavisComedy
367 Followers 316 Following I really try not to complain about things in person. That is what Twitter/X is for!
Nora Maco @maco_nora28945
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Taffeta Chime @TaffetaChime
462 Followers 449 Following Writer, editor, mom, linguist, gamer, drummer, and unashamed nerd. English/汉语/Español ⬇️ Most recent publication ⬇️
Stacy Villegas @StacyVillegas14
109 Followers 3K Following Speaking the Queen's English in Canada -- https://t.co/RQBwIpGcuf
Alex Zee Comedy @alexzeecomedy
202 Followers 432 Following 🥡#AAPI/🌮#Latinx #comedian who performs stand-up #comedy and brings dishonor to his whole family. ⚡[email protected]
Bliss Button-Hale @CircusBliss
11 Followers 28 Following Professional Circus Performer Creative Director Aerial Instructor Circadium Class of 2023
Meghan @meggo_ss
221 Followers 292 Following another day of being a slut in theory, but never in practice
Laura Peek @laurapeek_
10K Followers 941 Following standup, sweetheart, likes the outdoors💧🌿🍉🦀 • from Nashville, in LA • IG - @ laurapeekcomedy • mgmt - [email protected] & [email protected]
Renard Hirsch @Renardcomedy
2K Followers 3K Following Straight outta Nashville a funny actor named Ray Nard! Comedian,Actor, and shoe restorator! Drybar, B.E.T.,Lifetime, Bravo. Catch me in deez Skreets
🤟 Chad 💀 Riden .. @ChadRiden
2K Followers 827 Following off the grid near Taos, NM. sustainable building, cute animals, comedy, nerdery. The views expressed here are YOURS. Don't blame me, dipshit. It's all you.
Dusty Slay @dustyslay
17K Followers 735 Following New full one hour special “Workin’ Man” streaming now on Netflix. Click the link below for tickets:
Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes
18K Followers 8K Following mask enthusiast, comedy writer for hire @JFL @22minutes @readersdigestca @cbccomedy; iTunes #1 album Border Crossing. she/her Free all occupied people & places
paranormal snacktivit.. @cortneywarne13
432 Followers 537 Following debut special pointy boys on YouTube. satire featured on @humordarling, @PointsinCase, and @flexxmag. comedy producer at the blue room, the bowery vault.
dinosaur cowabunga @Knox50c
433 Followers 307 Following still trying to figure out how he got the beans above the frank
Joshua Josh Lewis @Thejoshfromtn
898 Followers 608 Following Joshua/Josh. Sweet. Scumbag. Dick Joker. 6 feet tall in shoes.
carl roberts III @cr3comedy
259 Followers 252 Following Nashville-based comedian/drummer. Check out my new podcast, The Ba-Dum-Ching! with Carl. Now available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. @cr3podcast
Brian Bates @brianbatescomic
6K Followers 390 Following Comedian. Occasional actor. Auditioned for the white Jake from State Farm. Breakfast, Bath Mat, Body Wash and everyone else on the Nateland Podcast.
Aaron Weber @realaaronweber
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NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx
304K Followers 420 Following Community Supported Local Weather, Nashville & Williamson Co ° @NashvilleScene Readers' Poll Best Twitter Acct '14-'23 ° 2016 & 2022 NWA W. J. Bennett Award
Donnie Sengstack @donsengstack
2K Followers 911 Following Magooby's Joke House New Comedian of the Year 2015
David Chasteen @DavidChasteen
376 Followers 625 Following Stand Up Comedy | "They don't think it be like it is, but it do....." -Oscar Gamble 🤖🍄🥊💯
Air and Nothingness P.. @aanpress
2K Followers 195 Following Publisher of F/SF anthologies and story collections - 25th Year 1997-2022 - Mastodon: [email protected] | BlueSky: @aanpress.bsky.social
Harry Lock Picks @HarryLockPicks
207K Followers 106 Following Betting insider for a decade, sharing free NFL, NBA & Soccer picks daily. Using my intel to help you make money. Brit living the American dream. 🇬🇧/🇺🇸
‘Merican Squirrely .. @harrison_comedy
828 Followers 1K Following Comedian/ Sports Fan/ Multimedia Designer. Host of ‘My Funny Friends’ Podcast & The ‘Nickel & Dime Football’ Show..
Andrew Allen @the_mr_allen
63 Followers 206 Following Husband. Father. Tech geek. Dallas Cowboys fan. Football fanatic. Pitbull advocate. CrossFit survivor. Writer androidguys and https://t.co/WXx2J7kAyj
Justin Churchill @ChurchillAtoZ
2K Followers 2K Following AFC West beat writer for @AtoZSportsNFL | Husband, Father, Avid bad golfer
Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy
392K Followers 4K Following Host @BadFaithPod, co-host @RisingTheHill. Former National Press Secretary for #BernieSanders2020. Former Senior Politics Editor @theintercept
Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear
86K Followers 176 Following Tiktok: @zaynahbear (1.6m+) Check out my podcast @staysleepzzz!
✨Suge💿Lite✨ @Kamifaine
2K Followers 2K Following Lions Portal Baby ✨💕✨2 things about me, Darling: 1. I love my life . 2. I love to move through the world like I’m dancing to an unreleased Dilla beat . ✨🥂
Daniel Hobbs @hobbsisme
3K Followers 226 Following I’m so bored. Apostle of the church of Dave Grohl. kind of gay bro.
I’m ugly without yo.. @Jimmy_Hatcha
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Drew Davis @DrewDavisComedy
367 Followers 316 Following I really try not to complain about things in person. That is what Twitter/X is for!
Why you should have a.. @ShouldHaveCat
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Memphis Jookin @MemphisJookin
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Taffeta Chime @TaffetaChime
462 Followers 449 Following Writer, editor, mom, linguist, gamer, drummer, and unashamed nerd. English/汉语/Español ⬇️ Most recent publication ⬇️
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64K Followers 1K Following My resume real enough for two millenniums. 732.
Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig
1.0M Followers 119 Following Your source for the latest trends, discoveries, and most shocking truths & little-known facts about the world. 🚀 DM us your findings!
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Kat Abu @abughazalehkat
211K Followers 1K Following I watch Fox News so you don’t have to. | @mmfa | 🇵🇸 | views are my own
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Wales Haiku Journal @WalesHaiku
2K Followers 1K Following An online journal of international haiku | Published in partnership with @WalesArtsReview | Editor @JoeWJWoodhouse | Co-editor @lover__poetic
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Alex Zee Comedy @alexzeecomedy
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell
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LaVergneHSBasketball @LHS_Basketball
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Meghan @meggo_ss
221 Followers 292 Following another day of being a slut in theory, but never in practice
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
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Rebecca Makkai @rebeccamakkai
74K Followers 3K Following Pulitzer finalist for THE GREAT BELIEVERS; new novel, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, out now. Artistic Director at @storystudio. ADHD. Daughter of a refugee.
Carol Cingz @dime_dropa
681 Followers 595 Following Raised in the mountains of Tennessee. An' this here is my first fon. Thank ya. 🚫 DM All my tweets are not personal to any follower. I'm here to entertain.
Mrs. (Caitlyn) Osborn.. @CaitlynParris
267 Followers 306 Following she / her// BHS ESL Teacher,MTSU PhD student, stuco & international club sponsor, yoga teacher
Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton
2K Followers 4K Following Conviction Rev Unit Dir.,Attorney, explorer, writer. trauma/bias informed. I like my own tweets. 🏳️🌈🇵🇷 RTS are just RTS. she/her or just don’t refer to me.
catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone
44K Followers 6K Following senior IT/cybersec reporter @ITBrew. official Project Veritas 'certificate of fake news' winner, also known as 'notorious scumbag Gizmodo freak' or 'Dopus Tom'Happy that he got his first official offer. After this summer his price won’t be the same!
Blessed to receive my first offer from johnson university @CoachSharp24 @teammookiebetts @LHS_Basketball #AGTG
New BS Podcast w/ @ryenarussillo PART ONE: The Brunson Game, Embiid’s 4Q Issues, Kyrie vs. Harden, Clipper Skeletons, Kawhi Hello/Goodbye, OKC’s Round 1 Ass-Kick, Murray’s health, the Lakers ain’t dead and more weekend subplots. open.spotify.com/episode/25I0fn…
UT Martin's historic beach volleyball season comes to an end as the Skyhawks narrowly fall in the OVC Championship semifinals #MartinMade | #OVCit utmsports.com/news/2024/4/27…
Happy Birthday to the late Coretta Scott King. She was an author, activist, civil rights leader and the wife of Martin Luther King Jr. She wasn’t just the wife of an American hero, she was an icon in her own right.
@Liyahh46472545 @FiercedMo @SKV_SO_I_AM @SgtMattingly @stillgray ok, what word can't you say without there being consequences?
@FiercedMo @SKV_SO_I_AM @SgtMattingly @stillgray Oh word can you spell that word out for me that we use ?
Happening Now: Join me, @KimKardashian, and individuals President Biden has pardoned as we uplift the Biden-Harris Administration's historic clemency actions and continued work on criminal justice reform. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
@EugeneEugenics @TweettBuzzer @wordsinaline @marclamonthill @EmmaVigeland U never got into an institution of higher learning. U shouldn't speak on this.
@DarkSideAdvcate @marclamonthill It’s implied. Race was codified here
i am healed
The first single from The Tortured Poets Department is…………. Fortnight featuring @PostMalone 🤍 I’ve been such a huge fan of Post because of the writer he is, his musical experimentation and those melodies he creates that just stick in your head forever. I got to witness that…
Expecting a great summer from @TarskiiJones_ high level IQ and a hard worker! Definitely a guy to keep your eye on!
Thank you MSYS Mid State Spring Showcase & @hoopseen TN Jam for the good events. Check out my highlights @LHS_Basketball @TMBC_basketball @PrepHoops @PrepHoopsTN @KeyBone1017
@DeltaDawn0317 @Acyn That's some cheap-ass software video editing.
@DeltaDawn0317 @decktech1047 @Acyn using OAN as a 'source' isn't gonna help YOU...
Happy birthday to the intramural pool champion 🎱
Happy birthday to the Oscar winning, cowboy hat wearing, resurgent hairline having Midnight Boy himself, @VanLathan! 🎉🎂🥳🤠
My dad LOVED @SheaSerrano so much. He’d text me all the time: “did you see shea’s tweet?” The last book he ever bought me as a gift was MAOT To see Shea holding the book I dedicated to my dad’s memory is so special. I just wish I could text him “did you see shea’s tweet?”
congrats to the homie @DannyParkins on the release of his new book there’s a whole popovich chapter in it which means i love it but it today or go to hell
“First forget inspiration. Habit is more dependable. Habit will sustain you whether you’re inspired or not. Habit will help you finish and polish your stories. Inspiration won’t. Habit is persistence in practice.” - Octavia E. Butler | #motivation #inspiration
That's a WINNER! Skyhawk STUNT notches their first postseason victory in school history, turning away Central Arkansas, 19-6 👏 UT Martin advances to the final day of the Division I National Championship against Kentucky or California Baptist at 11 a.m. CT tomorrow #MartinMade
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