Nick Kloska @nickkloska
Father. Lifeguard. Hufflepuff. #feelthebern. Celibate. Can’t swim. Facts don’t care about your feelings. Thoughts aren’t my own. Joined June 2013-
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Just got diagnosed with having delusions of grandeur
I love being on Twitter like “fuck the system, we’re all robots” then going to work like “can I get you an extra sprinkle of cinnamon in your latte, sir?”
Saying “we needed this” after paying for a $49 Uber and $30 per drink
My great grandmother (pictured) served as a medic nurse in Vietnam. We recently came across her official headshot. She kindly requested that I post to see if there are any TRUE patriots willing to rt and pay their respects
White people love to “do the” instead of “have the” at restaurants
I’m the nepo baby of the northern Indiana recreational vehicle (RV) sales industry
DNC emails be like: “Nick 👋🏼, it’s second Gentlemen Doug👉🏼👈🏼 and I’m tewwified🥺. I will literally KILL MYSELF and everyone you love if you don’t pledge $5/month to re-elect my best buddy Joe and my wife.”
My official statement regarding the pending congressional Tiktok ban:
No (full) offense but it’s really weird to me if you have 3,000-6,000 followers on the application Instagram
throw every christopher columbus statue in the ocean and let that dizzy bitch think he discovered atlantis
mk without context @hot4anEngineer
816 Followers 642 Following 9-5 electrical engineer, 24/7 bi disaster. ND 2021 (she/they)
mary clare @mcdonnelly1
229 Followers 374 Following notoriously bad at navigating the grocery store | she/her
zoë is zo:e @z0elizabethx
558 Followers 502 Following blm acab fbgm fmab | she/they | I think I’m funny
Macy Mateer @MacyMateer
328 Followers 803 Following Teach the sorrows, fix tomorrow... MFA Performing Arts SCAD | ☘️ ND ‘22 | Lover of history, theatre, and proactive empathy | She/Her
chunt @chuntbad
217 Followers 379 Following married to the game. father of deez. I love my son derek when he go jeter mode
Christopher Parker @cparkernews
414 Followers 358 Following gives a f*ck about an oxford comma • reporting @emissourian • words in @smithsonianmag @americamag @latimes @BerkshireEagle • opinions are my own • ND ‘22
Strawberry @C3X3AjSsG7cnt4q
61 Followers 1K Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します！頑張って！
rokhsane @itsrokhsane
981 Followers 867 Following comedy bitch. writings @mcsweenys @reductress acting @boogiemanja below the line @places
Lizzie @intrenseting
14 Followers 29 Following
Karen Chee @karencheee
111K Followers 1K Following comedian & writer! @LateNightSeth @waitwait etc etc 👩🏻💻 she/hers
mendy @mufaasa883416
176 Followers 3K Following Am living with my siblings our both parents has passed away few years ago we are looking for help at all over the world. Out mum live a 2 year old young baby🍲
Smith David @SmithDavid3991
2 Followers 59 Following
Matt Ganey @mganey11
510 Followers 2K Following
Art of Laughter @LaughterIsAnArt
225 Followers 1K Following Producer: Standup comedy tours in Asia & MENA @HollywoodPopUp Store: Comedian notebooks, Mugs, Phone Cases+: Art of Laughter (link ⬇)
Caroline Pineda @carolinepineda_
2K Followers 983 Following @nbcsports / past: @notredame & @PostSports
Shannon @shannonsteines
296 Followers 398 Following
Chris Becker @crsbecker
3K Followers 2K Following Associate Prof in @NDFTT Television & Film Studies at the University of Notre Dame. Working on a book about BEYOND OUR CONTROL: https://t.co/qfBrNkxOzO
Ned O Donnell @donnell_ned
11 Followers 37 Following
Izzy's Wife😍💍�.. @GloriaIbekwe
2K Followers 1K Following Mrs💍Izzy B |Adannaya💓 |Her Father's Daughter| Proud wife to a King ❤️ |Zay's Mama| Safety Officer| Criminologist| |M.S.C in View| Always Happy❤️
Tupes @TooTurnt2P
24 Followers 20 Following record holder for longest second-to-last place streak at local trivia night
hans christian anderf.. @vaginaslayyyy
12 Followers 11 Following
GAFF @meghangaff
149 Followers 204 Following I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
joanna w @_jojogeorgie
37 Followers 155 Following
Annie O'Neil @aeoneil99
325 Followers 394 Following
Peter Anthony @FrPeterAnthony
11K Followers 10K Following Vicar of All Saints’, Margaret Street, London; French & German graduate; doctorate in NT reception history and patristic scriptural interpretation.
Alanah Hahn @AlanahHahn
128 Followers 128 Following
Tricia @trimori25
113 Followers 169 Following
Theresa Azemar 🇭�.. @theresaazemar
133 Followers 177 Following joni mitchell stan account | freelance robot (she/they)
Alex @alexbakeis
208 Followers 268 Following
meet n’ leet @LeetMor
1K Followers 2K Following i do lots of character meet and greets and design theme park stuff. 🍀Go Irish 🏈 Gelatoni’s #1 fan. DisCharCount: 3️⃣9️⃣4️⃣
Jamie Harkin @F_U_B_A_R_10
74 Followers 726 Following
Vince Mallett @vince_mallett
286 Followers 3K Following Seton Hall Law 2026. Opinions are my own, and subject to change. he/him/his 🇻🇦 🏳️🌈
Chris Frick @Frickopher
186 Followers 276 Following Grace Nursery School ‘05. he/him/his @ndweekendupdate
mary clare @mcdonnelly1
229 Followers 374 Following notoriously bad at navigating the grocery store | she/her
University of Notre D.. @NotreDame
180K Followers 248 Following The official Twitter account of the University of Notre Dame ☘️ The premier Catholic research university in the U.S. and a force for good since 1842
Joe Macheca @JoeMacheca
1K Followers 761 Following USC | Multimedia Content Producer @GamecockCentral | South Bend native | Formerly: @thegamecock @studentmedia25
Macy Mateer @MacyMateer
328 Followers 803 Following Teach the sorrows, fix tomorrow... MFA Performing Arts SCAD | ☘️ ND ‘22 | Lover of history, theatre, and proactive empathy | She/Her
chunt @chuntbad
217 Followers 379 Following married to the game. father of deez. I love my son derek when he go jeter mode
Christopher Parker @cparkernews
414 Followers 358 Following gives a f*ck about an oxford comma • reporting @emissourian • words in @smithsonianmag @americamag @latimes @BerkshireEagle • opinions are my own • ND ‘22
rokhsane @itsrokhsane
981 Followers 867 Following comedy bitch. writings @mcsweenys @reductress acting @boogiemanja below the line @places
Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAWest
98K Followers 2K Following A labor union representing writers of motion pictures, television, radio, and internet programming. (PS: we only have the blue check for the character count)
. @jaboukie
840K Followers 1K Following
Kate Berlant @kateberlant
81K Followers 901 Following KATE Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ Peacock
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
549K Followers 16 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
Caroline Pineda @carolinepineda_
2K Followers 983 Following @nbcsports / past: @notredame & @PostSports
Shannon @shannonsteines
296 Followers 398 Following
Chris Becker @crsbecker
3K Followers 2K Following Associate Prof in @NDFTT Television & Film Studies at the University of Notre Dame. Working on a book about BEYOND OUR CONTROL: https://t.co/qfBrNkxOzO
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Tupes @TooTurnt2P
24 Followers 20 Following record holder for longest second-to-last place streak at local trivia night
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
hans christian anderf.. @vaginaslayyyy
12 Followers 11 Following
Karen Chee @karencheee
111K Followers 1K Following comedian & writer! @LateNightSeth @waitwait etc etc 👩🏻💻 she/hers
GAFF @meghangaff
149 Followers 204 Following I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
Annie O'Neil @aeoneil99
325 Followers 394 Following
sally darr @sallydarr
23K Followers 545 Following big time movie director 🪄 🫠 🤌🏻 CAA ✉️ [email protected]
Tricia @trimori25
113 Followers 169 Following
Late Night with Seth .. @LateNightSeth
470K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter handle for Late Night with @SethMeyers, weeknights at 12:35/11:35c on @NBC. Streaming on @Peacock now.
Theresa Azemar 🇭�.. @theresaazemar
133 Followers 177 Following joni mitchell stan account | freelance robot (she/they)
meet n’ leet @LeetMor
1K Followers 2K Following i do lots of character meet and greets and design theme park stuff. 🍀Go Irish 🏈 Gelatoni’s #1 fan. DisCharCount: 3️⃣9️⃣4️⃣
Chris Frick @Frickopher
186 Followers 276 Following Grace Nursery School ‘05. he/him/his @ndweekendupdate
New New York Times @NYT_first_said
208K Followers 11 Following Tweets words when they appear in the NYT the 1st time. @maxbittker https://t.co/nfa3cgBxY2 https://t.co/vYafhkVcRL
Bradley @BradleyBadass11
125 Followers 260 Following
Caroline Lezny @caroline_lezny
203 Followers 512 Following writer, actress, story-consumer • @theatre503 shortlist ‘23 • MFA @CSSDLondon • @NotreDame grad☘️
Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous
227K Followers 665 Following I'm here: https://t.co/0pPS0cAOOZ. This account will be dormant for a while due to Elon and Trump and the Nazis. Hope to see you all again someday.This is quickly becoming one of my biggest music flexes, God bless the great state of Missouri
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From reformation… a dress perfect to romance the nazi mailman … for ages 16 going on 17 and up
It’s always The First Omen never The First WOmen 😤
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I’m sorry I just cannot hear what you guys are hearing this sounds so mid
“What Was I Made For?” is great and it will be a good win, but justice for MY Best Original Song winner:
opened twitter for the first time in months just to see if instagram was down. this is the checks and balances that our forefathers dreamed of
i can hear my downstairs neighbor self taping for elphaba right now omg
My boss, grabbing a cookie from the box: “one of these will take a year off your life!” Me: “I’ll take a dozen! 😆” My boss: 😧
back to work tomorrow after 10 days off
Whoever drinks the most beers gets to drive home‼️
Too many people forget the true meaning of Thanksgiving (networking with uncles)
A resource for anyone spending Thanksgiving with extended family:
Very important thread. Exploitation of support staff needs to stop, especially with the broken pipeline. If you’re an assistant writing scenes for almost every episode and don’t get a freelance or staffing opportunity, you’re being taken advantage of.
Dear WGA TV writers in writers rooms with a broken Assistant-to-Staff pipeline: this is going to be hard to hear because our best intentions have have fucked over an entire generation of writers trying to break in, there is a behavior that needs to be stopped. A serious thread:
pretty sure I snapped the world’s most beautiful photo of a bodega cat this morning
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