Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor
Former Network Engineer, JNCIE-ENT #368; Employer: @Oracle (ex @Twitter, @Brocade and @JuniperNetworks). Tweets are my own: 1/3 Tech + 1/3 Music + 1/3 ShitPoss network-janitor.net San Francisco (ex-Sydney) Joined September 2010-
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@BooksBenjamin Just finished Duck & Cover Book 3. I have very strong feelings right now! Even when I knew it was coming I’m still there sobbing in my car!
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@xk_rumpumpkin Seems like their attempt to a-pologize are going unaccepted!
@roach PuppySpot does
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@igb Shit! Better start a burn box right now!
@NikkiMegaplaza Next time you are in town let me know! I got plenty of ideas :)
@NikkiMegaplaza Bree has a Q3 and I wanted to hate it, but I find myself driving it far more than I do my truck!
@hcf64 Where’s Hankins? 13 levels deep down a rabbit hole with some loser who doesn’t understand even the basics!
@NikkiMegaplaza @duolingo We were standing in line and I realized “this is my moment!” And started laughing. Bree had no idea why I was laughing, and I didn’t know how to explain 😂
Guys, The day finally came! I’m in Mexico and we went out for dinner and I was finally in a position to use the only phrase my meager attempts at @duolingo has prepared me for! And you should know that I did indeed obtain una mesa para dos personas! /cc @NikkiMegaplaza
Pretty wild right? You might even say it took some “hardcore” engineering to produce. And that was looooong before November 1st!
Pretty wild that you can engage in back-and-forth dialogue with over 100k people live on Twitter Spaces!
@glcmguy Day 1: Cabo!
@CubicleApril @ZoeSchiffer Reminder that Twitter’s Leader Law School training reminds managers that it is “Unaccrued PTO” and not “Unlimited PTO”. Either way this is likely a change from the previous arrangement
Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) retweeted
Ok but they’re fun, fabulous, and fir-ocious?
Twitter has ALWAYS upset people on both sides. In fact when I used to work there I would say almost this same thing. Unfortunately some people only see it from their side and think they are being unfairly treated. It shouldn’t cost you $44bn to realize that!
You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️
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