myspace ben @myspaceben
i am not a hot chick Joined May 2022-
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No one is immune to the way a relationship derails all of your fitness goals
been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far
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July 30,1986
movie about the only guy in the world who can’t remember the beatles
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If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house
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[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck
Have you ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?
I went to funky town and nobody had ever heard of you
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been thinking about this for hours
I’ve smiled in places you wouldn’t even frown
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The poetic justice of a dog having to go through the frustration of training a dog. how's it taste
Older dog teaches a young basset hound puppy how to use the dog door
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Snake's Ambition, by Michel de Rooij (1999)
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“Escher! Get your ass up here!”
me in my apartment when my gf is out of town
Brezilya’da su sızıntısı nedeniyle evinin zeminini kırdıran aile, fayansların altında yaklaşık 10 yıldır mahsur kalan kaplumbağayı canlı buldu. Uzun süre karanlık ve dar bir boşlukta kaldığı düşünülen kaplumbağanın, zemindeki böcekler ve organik maddelerle hayatta kalmış
I went to high school with him and the whammy is actually a pretty good dude
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