Shay Ess @my_roomate_says
Awkward is my mantra, savage is my motto. Orlando, FL Joined June 2017-
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*shows picture of Mrs lovett tattoo E: that doesn't even look like her. It looks like Bellatrix Lestrange. Me: THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!
E: how do you fuck up overdose?! It just take 8 ibuprofen?! Me: 😓
Me: "We are going to eat less meat for health and environmental reasons." E: *grumpily "They're still slaughtering them but whatever..."
Me:I have found a car in our price range that is perfect for you. E: no. Me. Ok. But it's burning through gas. E:no it's my fave color.
Trying to figure out how to function as a member of society when it is dependent on my fluctuating mental state of how I perceive myself.
Him holding my straightener: Can this do anything else? Me: other than straighten?
Watching the fifth element: Him: Wow. I can't believe that's Chris Rock. Me: it's not
Shelbs 🌞🌊🐙�.. @Shelbsmatt95
335 Followers 2K Following 26 and UCF. Disney lover and Christ follower. Psalm 69:14. "Adventure is out there and it's never ends!" 🎈🏡
bean bot @beanheadah
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Shelbs 🌞🌊🐙�.. @Shelbsmatt95
335 Followers 2K Following 26 and UCF. Disney lover and Christ follower. Psalm 69:14. "Adventure is out there and it's never ends!" 🎈🏡
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
5.0M Followers 725 Following Good Thing Going | Stream #CatherineCalledBirdy on Amazon Prime 🕊️@my_roomate_says She lives in deer wood. But she is good. She is staying with my great aunt. She called us this morning.
I don't even know if my grandmother still has her mobile home and that she is even alive.
My mama taught me there's such a thing as angering the right people.
Cool that if you don't call your senator every day you die
Who knew riding spaceship to earth while I'm drunk was experiencing an while another level. 😂😂
Every time something I ordered online arrives I now mutter "blessed be the fruit"
"Be selective in your own battles, For sometimes peace is better… instagram.com/p/BVn6K2sAdHhR…
@lenadunham @jerrysaltz how have you guys NOT invented #SaltzerWater yet??
Bill Cosby's trial is about much more than Bill Cosby. When women see justice served, their own fear & trauma are eased. When they don't...
@AwGahDangit @lenadunham He uses his power to abuse women but no one brings charges against him. Sad.
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