simon ! @mx_xcitement
they/them || 22 || welcome to my twitter dot com page :) fredonia ‘25 Joined January 2016-
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SNL cast of mid 2000’s to mid 2010’s raised me. I see Amy Poehler and I think mother. I see Andy Samberg and he is like a friend in papa’s orchard. Seth Meyers is like a boyfriend to me. Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph are my aunt. Kenan Thompson is everything.
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Robert Crumb, Valentine card This is the secret to making it work.
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happy valentine's day 💘
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Mind you they not even together anymore
i’m so glad someone is saying something
my big fashion hot take is khakis are not formal. motherfuckers are going to the most important events of their lives dressed like they just ripped a quick rug pull crypto scheme. unacceptable
Plan Your Dream Brunch and We’ll Tell You If You’re a Racist or a Pedophile
kansas city chiefs do you want me to kill myself yes or no
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everyone is joking about how they already knew, yet he felt he had to DIE for his truth to live. that is devastating to me actually
‘Pee-wee Herman’ star Paul Reubens comes out as gay in posthumous documentary: ‘I was secretive about my sexuality’ trib.al/rNB3ziR
oh some realllll interesting shit is gonna go down this year isn’t it
American cultural shock after joining Xiaohongshu aka RedNote
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I get flak every time I say this, so I figured I should clarify. Universally, 100% of the time, homeschooling is the worst option for every single child. Without exception. I'm not being hyperbolic. Let me explain. 1/11
@ReviewsPossum Homeschool kids do not perform better than public school kids. Your data suffers from selection-bias. Hope that helps. Homeschooling is the worst choice for every child, 100% of the time.
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GIVING AWAY 5 FULL TALLY HALL SETS!!! to enter to win rt & like this post then comment TALLYTOOZ 🍋 no limits on entries 🥁 we’ll announce 5 winners on jan 17th when the collection drops, goodluck!
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a beautiful woman named U.S. Postal Service Notice is messaging me from a +63 country code
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did you guys hear about this
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Guys be like babe that’s just my emotional support failed talking stage girl best friend that I used to have sex with
maybe great is a strong word but idk all things considered i think i made it out alive
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