MPS, Esq. @mpsever
Attorney working in the Second City. Husband, Father, sports fan, Marquette alumnus, cynical optimist, average golfer, DH hater. A smorgasbord of sardonicism. Chicago Joined December 2009-
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8 of these are college towns.
Concerned Parent in North Texas CONFRONTS Chicago cold and terrifying culture of intimidating woke weakness.
Live video of a giant sucking vortex and also of a tornado.
Live video of a giant sucking vortex and also of a tornado.
Draft Night is always a good time to invest in Chicagoland lighter fluid futures.
"I've just made a deal, that'll keep the Empire out of here forever." That's great news! I knew I could trust my old friend.
"I've just made a deal, that'll keep the Empire out of here forever." That's great news! I knew I could trust my old friend.
Yesterday at 8U baseball practice I asked for a ball from one of our pitchers (maybe 15 feet away from me) and autopilot must've taken over because I got an absolute strike straight at my kneecap and now my knee sounds like a ratchet wrench when I extend it it's probably fine.
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I have been telling you that PCA was going to be a problem.
I have been telling you that PCA was going to be a problem.
Where I live, we have the Prairie Path, a dedicated bike path reclaimed from old train lines. The cyclists ignore it and ride on the arterial road that runs right next to it. These people will never be satisfied.
“Almost home”
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The most important criterion for success is to focus on your goal ...
“the democrat party”
biden will tell you donald trump is bad and must be defeated at any cost, but he's spending all his time supporting evil & unpopular foreign policy, cracking down on student protests, & banning young people's favourite app. in an election year! that's the democrat party for ya
David Ross from his couch…
Chicago Cubs Lineup: Another Start for PCA bleachernation.com/cubs/2024/04/2…
3rd new era since the Trump administration
Bears draft Caleb Williams and Rome Odunze Sky draft Angel Reese and Kamilla Cardoso Cubs have the best farm system in baseball Blackhawks have Connor Bedard Welcome to the Chicago Sports Renaissance!
they don't tell you about all the kids who wrote this and then grew up to be 5'6
Daniels said he wrote "I will play in the NFL" on a piece of paper and posted it on his bedroom wall. He said he was around 7 years old.
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
*Updated* This is how the #WhiteSox have started their 2024 season L L L L - 4 losses in a row W L L L L L - 5 losses in a row W L L L L L L - 6 losses in a row W L L L L L L L - 7 losses in a row W #ungood
There’s a lot of things about humans that I don’t understand. Near the top of that list is the desire to be the first one to board a plane. Why would you want to be stuck inside a metal tube for any longer than you have to be??
This video is so perfect. The he/she/they pronouns, the absurd theatrics, the misuse of words, his pronunciation of “maniacal,” the confidence to record himself going nuts like this. 3.8% acceptance rate at Columbia. Whose place did Khymani take?
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