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my dad mainly communicates by sending me videos of a viral one-handed monkey so I tried sending him a clip of a different monkey and he shut it down quite haughtily
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Here Is a List of Places Women Absolutely Refuse to Go on a First Date and thank you to all ladies who reached out to help me make this 1) The Dismal Desert 2) The Swamp of Suffering 3) The Mountain of Misery 4) The Forlorn Forest 5) The Painful Plateau 6) The Gloomy Glacier
if i was in charge of making perfumes the LAX men’s bathroom at 8 pm would be top of the list
[holding a playstation controller while i watch Friends and pretending i'm controlling chandler]
A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
This made me cry, he is so beautiful
Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on bjork.com?
Every time I see a clip of this man I understand why so many women had stories about him. I mean...if the opportunity presented itself why not? What would be the reason to stop yourself? A boyfriend, a husband? Pfft.
Every time I see a clip of this man I understand why so many women had stories about him. I mean...if the opportunity presented itself why not? What would be the reason to stop yourself? A boyfriend, a husband? Pfft.
this exchange makes me laugh every time
Jordan Peterson: When a ghost says, "boo!" it is BEYOND alarming, obviously. But the word "boo" not only frightens, it is a condemnation. Joe Rogan: The ghost is scaring you, but he's also, like booing you. Peterson (tearing up): Well there you have it. That's exactly correct.
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Who is paying for that tedious Smokey Bear commercial that is on all the time - enough already!
clam shrimp swimming but I put dirtbike sounds over them
Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
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59 Followers 5K Following ABDL/BabyFur. 34. TAKEN. Bi/Pan. Polyam. I RP As My Fur/Persona,but ONLY W/My Partners 21+ONLY #AngelinaJolie #TomEllis #Maleficent (EVERY SINGLE MAL!) #LuciferJustin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
318K Followers 10K Following Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band @wearejynx |https://t.co/yJnXuh9h3N use CODE: Whang | Biz: [email protected]Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
190K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogDjesse pinkman, but a .. @possumspears
541 Followers 833 Following i love my animal crossing residents and that’s all!!! pisces, she/hercursebearer folvann @folvann
6K Followers 111 Following ds2 guy // fromsoftware enjoyer // puppet of geppetto irl (or so ive been told) // pfp by: @LeGrimm1Slow Estus Memes @SlowEstus
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109K Followers 1K Following actor: Will & Grace, M3GAN, English Teacher (upcoming)franck besançon @f_intothevoid
55K Followers 770 Following Freelance concept art / sculpt 3D (Horror only). 👁️ Worked on Silent Hill: Townfall 🩸 https://t.co/lj7xKByFtX 🖤 Free stuff: https://t.co/RnhcuOL6DJPaulDrawsArt 🎄 @PaulDrawsArt
35K Followers 647 Following Hi • 28 • Irish digital artist who draws on his phone • I work as a software engineer in the daytime • opinions do not reflect those of my employerMedwyn Williams @medwynsofangles
31K Followers 2K Following 13 consecutive Gold medals at the Chelsea Flower Show with a passion for growing a vast range of vegetables.Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPodもずく🍒 @mofumozu0122
2K Followers 283 Following 2020年1月22日生まれ🎂4歳👶男の子♂️アカアシモリフクロウのもずくといいます(Akaashi mori owl/MOZUKU)🦉飼い主の肩の上が定位置🎀フクロウオーナーさんフォローさせて頂きます🙏みどり~な @midorina_o
3K Followers 150 Following アナホリフクロウの豆と暮らしていました。 ブログ https://t.co/vGMVrPqotV 豆の動画 https://t.co/aB2UWFL9l9 画像の無断転載はご遠慮ください。grims_dungeon @Grims_Dungeon
28 Followers 16 Following A group of spirits that play roleplaying games in the afterlife. This is a new livestreamed in-person actual play show. Next stream SEPTEMBER 9th @ 5:45pm CSTケルベロス-𝐜�.. @HardcoreOwl0911
4K Followers 1K Following 本州最北に暮らすシベリアワシミミズク、コキンメフクロウ、サバクコノハズクたちの日常を中心に、たまに他の動物たちや食べ物、車などを上げてます。it’s winning time g.. @rk__allday
747 Followers 1K Following once-prodigious speller, subpar depth perception, mid-major college hoops ally, bourbon enjoyer, OHSAA single season record holder (sacrifice bunts)Anthony Burch @anthony_burch
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401K Followers 2K Following James Beard Award winning KBBQ gourmand and professional Dungeons and Dragons player @dungeonsanddads. Av by @mindysoung Biz: [email protected]Will Campos @willbcampos
42K Followers 476 Following Co-creator of #VGHS and #Dimension404. Story Boy on @RJStorybreak. I play Normal Oak on @dungeonsanddads. He/him.Matt Arnold @mattLarnold
50K Followers 1K Following Director/Writer - RocketJump / Video Game High School / We're All Gonna Die Once Darryl Wilson, now Lincoln Li-Wilson on @dungeonsanddads IG:@mattlarnoldDungeons and D.A.D.D... @dungeonsanddads
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705 Followers 428 Following ぽんず🦉2020.7.7生まれの水嫌いなひきこもり女子。飼主に蹴りを入れるのが日課。もずく🦉2022.4.4生まれ、警戒心ゼロの温室育ちぼくちゃん。自由気ままにえぶりでいひゃっはー!!わさび🦉2023.4.9生まれ、まだ性格分からず!気付いたら我が家のリビングにいました!BiggDave @BiggDave14
663 Followers 36 FollowingGrandpa Factory @GrandpaFactory
5K Followers 208 Following AI generated imagery of older mature men with a few extra pounds, artistic expression for the Grandpa deprived.吾輩はロプロス.. @happiness_oyaji
750 Followers 233 Following アフリカワシミミズク🦉【シュエット・ポッポ・ロプロス】のアカウント。飼い主【ハピネスおやじ】😎による飼育記録です。無言フォロー申訳ありません🙇♂️ RTご自由に😄 お迎え2020年2月19日🪶誕生日1月25日🎂フォローバックは🦉オーナーの方が多目😊 #アフリカワシミミズク #アフワシ #肩乗りふくろうけだもの @kedamonobiyori
1K Followers 263 Following ワシミミズクの零・メンフクロウのセラ・ハリスホークの橘花・ニシアメリカオオコノハズクのピッツ・ジャイアントゲッコー・ガーゴイルゲッコー・アカアシリクガメ達と暮らしてます。リズ @rizuNM
274K Followers 1K Following デフォルメ絵イラストレーター👩🎨🎨 お仕事募集中( 企業案件+実績公開可のみ / 個人依頼の場合は応相談 ) ご依頼の連絡先✉➡【 [email protected] 】 🙅♀️❌⚠️ Reproduction is prohibited. / 絵の転載・加工・自作発言・トレス禁止Molly Moon 🌙 @mollymoonnn
186K Followers 61 FollowingNatural Habitat Short.. @Natural_habitok
169K Followers 3 Followingエドママ @kuro_papi
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6K Followers 470 Following Illustrator|イラストレーター 雑多、pkmnモク、ホゲ、デデ推し 無断転載、学習AI含む無断使用、加工、自作発言禁止 Please do not use & repost my artworksMichel Ziegler @dasmirts
5K Followers 985 Following Creator of @MundaunGame. Game Designer. Drawer. Painter. Also unknown as @HiddenFields. Klik & Play sales repmomozuku @hsk_owl_0v0
6K Followers 295 Following 鳥類・爬虫類好き♡/飼育中▷▶︎▷🦉2 🦜2 🦎3 🐍4 🐸2 /生き物以外の事も好き勝手に呟いてます/無断転載禁止/BASEで🦉メインのハンドメイド雑貨販売中/グッズやイラストのオーダー等も引き受けてますので、お気軽にご連絡ください♪Chieko @pche1979
768 Followers 415 Following スピックスコノハズクのレオ、アフリカオオコノハズクのルイ、ツノガエルのグリちゃん、イグアナのレナードと暮らしています。 東京在住、関西出身。 趣味はスクーバダイビングとお絵描き。 よろしくお願いいたします✨ふくろうカフェ.. @owlcafe_rakuen
4K Followers 771 Following 来店予約推奨1時間1ドリンク付き🥤大人1,300円中学生以下900円支払い現金のみ前金制💸駐車場有り🚗営業時間 ■平日12:00〜16:00最終入店 ■土日祝11:00〜17:00最終入店 🆕フクロウ・ネザーランドドワーフ・ボールパイソンの自家繁殖個体販売を予定🦉🐰🐍 登録番号 髙2019-05-1号ひゅうまとビッ.. @chibita_owl
2K Followers 289 Following アフワシひゅうまとアメワシビッケ の取説🦉我家の梟の投稿をする垢になりますのでお気軽にフォローどうぞ😘https://t.co/xN1eakXa9x 🦉 Youtube👉[ひゅうまとビッケ]では過去遡った動画を細々とUPしています。げんさんとガル.. @Gen3Act03
85K Followers 797 Following 大型フクロウ(ベンガルワシミミズク)を飼育しています。趣味はキャンプとバスフィッシングとバイク。無断転載禁止。All rights reserved.サブ垢 @gen3owl YouTubeふく屋@エサ販�.. @Fukuya0706
5K Followers 2K Following 猛禽類専門店@用品・餌販売中/ふくろうカフェ3/13(水)再開❣️平日完全予約制⚠️営業時間12時〜19時(曜日により異なります)。定休日、月火。川口駅よりバスで『西沼』降車徒歩3分。駐車場有(店舗道路向かい砂利の駐車場26、27、28)。詳しくは、080-9193-5500まで。ねこ部@Fukuya_nekobuMichael Fogleman @FogleBird
11K Followers 3K Following Software Engineer at @Formlabs. I enjoy programming, woodworking, gardening, computer art, and making things in general. I like 80s music, space, and birds.m e e s h 🕊 @cookiedoves
22K Followers 495 Following bird illustrator 🌼 • adventures 🌾 • snippets of joy 🐤• birds in bonnets 👒 • #AvianAugust 🌱 • Pearl is 26yo 🕊️here is my proposal for our new universally beloved ecosystem engineer, the shimp. bumper stickers coming soon
Hot Tub Circle Pit during @hatebreed's set on @headbangersboat! #Hotbreed 📹 Kevin RC Wilson
my dad mainly communicates by sending me videos of a viral one-handed monkey so I tried sending him a clip of a different monkey and he shut it down quite haughtily
happy halloween i went as blue pikmin this year
This is commedia dell'arte. This shit would have a bunch of Venetians rolling on the floor laughing themselves into syphilitic coughing fits in 1700
[beatles doc] paul, pristine 4k interview footage: being a beatle was the opportunity of a lifetime john, grainy archival film: it was all rubbish george, washed out archival video tape: a bit of a drag, really ringo, front facing phone camera video: i played the drooms ✌️😎
charge attack to stun the small one and then switch to my rapier and bait a grab to parry the large one into a counter-attack opening
These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
Several years ago, a friend who was a dominatrix told me about this dude who’d hire a bunch of girls at once so he could hide under tables and watch them hang out and go about their day while he pretends to live in a world of giant Amazon women.
RP Game Design has shipped The Police Mystery, a bizarre game where you play as a bug-sized policeman tasked to escape from giant female police officers. Play the game on Steam: 80.lv/articles/this-… #games #videogames #indiedev #indiegamedev #indiegames #indiegame
Horrible news from Pittsburgh. Mac Miller has once again passed away
GUY FINDS OUT ABOUT DEATHCORE #ad
Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
Flaco the Eurasian Eagle-Owl stands tall and strong as we celebrate his nine months of freedom in Central Park. 🦉 ♥️ 🥳
ここだけの話聞く? 飼い主ね、3,4日と毎月の潜りに行くんだよ まぁそれはいつものこと だけどね伯母さんが亡くなったらしくて日曜日から埼玉に行くんだって 日帰り出来ない時間だから泊まってくるの てことはシッターのお姉さんが6日の日も来るってこと ボクとっても楽しみ🎵
I would absolutely crush a best man speech. Only thing preventing this is I don’t have many close male friends who are likely to marry soon.