I have always said we need a Mediocre Olympics
@mkhammer We need an Ozempic Olympics.
@mkhammer Congress
@mkhammer Battle of the Stars was as close as we got
@mkhammer OR, every Olympic event should have one random average person competing to give everyone context
@mkhammer We have it already. We call them elections
@mkhammer Mehlympics
@mkhammer Average guy but also someone 'roided to the max.
@mkhammer I can make Guiness Beef Stew.
@mkhammer Reprise this ad please…
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