Mark Jones @mistermarkjones
Writer/Producer/Voice-over/Children's stand-up comic/Presenter. Chairboy. Good at ironing. Occasional strong language. Somewhere only we know. Joined January 2009-
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This is one of the best stand-up shows I've ever seen. It's dark, deep, personal, and extremely bloody funny. It's well worth an hour of your time.
This is one of the best stand-up shows I've ever seen. It's dark, deep, personal, and extremely bloody funny. It's well worth an hour of your time.
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Cole Palmer watching Chelsea’s 2023/24 highlights
Cole Palmer watching Chelsea’s 2023/24 highlights https://t.co/ik1cAsZF5c
It's OK though, folks, because I used a paper straw at McDonald's at the weekend.
It's OK though, folks, because I used a paper straw at McDonald's at the weekend.
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Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Ouch.
This film (Dead MAN'S Shoes) is brilliant. And this scene is masterful.
This film (Dead MAN'S Shoes) is brilliant. And this scene is masterful.
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Sooner or later these superstitious idiot arguing over religion are going to get us all killed.
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Tomorrow. @theposh 🆚 @wwfcofficial #EFL | #BristolStreetMotorsTrophy
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Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
These contestants act like they have never been a customer of anything anytime anywhere. #TheApprentice
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“A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.” —Maya Angelou
Phil... The jammiest of jammy gits. #TheApprentice
Gary Neville: "The blue billion pound bottle jobs..." 😂😂😂
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Wycombe Wanderers have booked their place in a first EFL Trophy final! #BBCEFL
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.@WgtnPhoenixFC keep rolling on! 🔥 Giancarlo Italiano's side retain their five-point lead atop the Isuzu UTE A-League ladder with nine rounds to go 👏 #ALM
Item 1. A bottle of Bergerac. Item 2. Some nettles. Item 3. A Jersey. Item 4. Graeme Le Saux's Spatula. Item 5. Er... More things. #TheApprentice
Asif that was a surprise...!! #TheApprentice
So the takeaway from this episode is that no matter how shit your idea is, and no matter if your pitch is piss-poor, CEOs of virtual escape room companies will still happily invest money in you. #TheApprentice
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I’ve designed a t-shirt for radio producers
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Not only a great clip with great reaction shots, but also, a great Question.
Here’s Chris Philp learning that Congo & Rwanda are 2 DIFFERENT countries All African countries aren’t the same Minister @bbcquestiontime #BBCQT
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🚝 10 league wins since the turn of the year. 30 points from the last 16 games. We are moving in the right direction.
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