Joe @mindoJoseph
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This was a blessing, we have landed some contracts from this single tweet
I finally gathered courage to start my own software and web development agency, a win for 2026
Everyone said this was impossible. ClickHouse is a massive multi-threaded engine. Porting it to WebAssembly — a single-threaded runtime — was supposed to be a non-starter. Every AI we asked told us the same thing: can't be done. But years of working on this engine gave me a different intuition. From first principles, there was no fundamental barrier. Just a hard problem that everyone had assumed away. So we pointed AI at it — refactor, regress, repeat — instead of taking "impossible" for an answer. The result: wasm.chdb.io A full ClickHouse OLAP engine, running entirely in your browser tab. No server. Query local files and S3 Parquet in-process. Huge thanks to @wudidapaopao for the relentless work that made it real.
Introducing chDB-Wasm 🎉 A complete ClickHouse OLAP engine, compiled to WebAssembly, running fully client-side. No server. No install. Just open a tab and run SQL. Try it now: wasm.chdb.io
"Mangware" by Watendawili and Matata. Especially parts za Matata. Najua mtanipika but, "Niko handas, na huyu mkamba ako na ngotha kwa handbag...Jaber why you make my dick hardiii" is some trash nonsense I only put up with so that I can hear Watendawili's parts.
i hate songs that are like 80% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times.
🚨 Hoy ha pasado algo que casi nadie está explicando bien, y conviene que lo entiendas porque dice mucho de hacia dónde va esto. Se ha lanzado Open USD (OUSD), una nueva stablecoin. Pero lo importante no es "otra stablecoin más"... es QUIÉN está detrás. Más de 140 empresas que normalmente se pelean a muerte entre sí, juntas en el mismo proyecto: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, BlackRock, Google, Samsung, Stripe, Coinbase... y sí, Ripple también. ¿Y por qué se juntan todos? Aquí está la jugada, y es brillante. Hasta ahora el negocio de las stablecoins funcionaba así: tú le das tu dinero a Circle (los de USDC), ellos emiten el token, y con TU dinero compran deuda de EEUU y se quedan ellos casi todo el rendimiento. Dinero gratis para el emisor. OUSD le da la vuelta a la tortilla: el rendimiento se reparte entre las empresas que participan. La stablecoin deja de ser el negocio y pasa a ser solo la tubería. Un estándar compartido en vez de un emisor que se lo queda todo. ¿Y a quién le sienta esto como una patada? A Circle. Hoy mismo sus acciones cayeron casi un 16%. Ni Circle, ni Tether, ni PayPal están invitados a la fiesta. Normal. Y ahora fíjate en quién dirige esto, porque lo explica TODO. El CEO de Open Standard (la empresa detrás de OUSD) es Zach Abrams, cofundador de Bridge. ¿Y qué es Bridge? La infraestructura de stablecoins que Stripe compró por 1.100 millones de dólares en 2024. O sea: esto es, en el fondo, una jugada del ecosistema Stripe. Por eso de entrada OUSD NO sale en todas partes. Sale nativo en Solana desde el día uno (donde Bridge ya tiene toda la fontanería montada y rodada) y en Tempo, que es la propia blockchain de pagos de Stripe. No es casualidad ni ideología: lanzan donde el equipo fundador ya tiene la infraestructura funcionando. ¿Y las demás cadenas? Aquí te aviso, porque he visto a medios soltar alegremente "sale en Solana, Stellar, Base y Polygon". Cuidado: eso NO lo ha confirmado Open Standard. Lo único sólido es Solana + Tempo el día uno. El resto es especulación de periodistas mirando qué cadenas están entre los socios. No te lo creas hasta que salga la documentación técnica. Y la cosa no estará del todo operativa hasta más adelante en 2026 — no hay fecha firme todavía. Ahora, la pregunta que de verdad importa para nosotros: ¿qué pinta Ripple ahí? Y aquí te voy a ser sincero, sin venderte humo: Ripple está en la lista de socios, pero eso NO significa que OUSD vaya a funcionar sobre la XRP Ledger. La XRPL es, como mucho, un riel más entre varios posibles. Y el centro técnico de todo esto no es la XRPL... es Bridge + Tempo, o sea, Stripe. Ripple está en la periferia estratégica, no en el núcleo. Ripple está jugando a estar sentada en TODAS las mesas que importan. Es estrategia de cobertura: "yo me pongo en todos los raíles posibles y ya veremos cuáles ganan". Inteligente, pero hay que llamarlo por su nombre. Y ojo al detalle que nadie te va a decir, porque no vende: aunque OUSD acabara corriendo sobre la XRPL, las transacciones ahí cuestan fracciones de céntimo. Eso quemaría un goteo ridículo de XRP. Que la red se use NO significa automáticamente que el token suba. Lo llevo diciendo tiempo: una cosa es la utilidad de la red, otra muy distinta que ese valor llegue al token. Resumen para que te lo lleves claro: ✅ Bueno para Ripple como empresa/infraestructura (está en la mesa de los grandes). ⚠️ Neutro para el precio de XRP a corto (el mecanismo que conecta uso → precio sigue siendo flojo). 💥 Muy malo para Circle (le acaban de montar una coalición en contra). 🏗️ Y en el fondo, esto huele a Stripe: su CEO viene de Bridge, sale en su cadena Tempo, y el núcleo técnico es suyo. Esto va de raíles, no de tokens. Y el que entienda esa diferencia, va a leer este mercado mucho mejor que el que solo mira el precio. ¿Qué opináis? ¿Ripple cubriéndose las espaldas o tiene una carta que aún no enseña? 👇
Introducing Open USD: a stablecoin built for the internet economy, designed by the businesses growing it. joinopenstandard.com/blog/introduci…
Ford engineers coming back to work, realizing they did more than an AI ever could and still got fired
JUST IN: Ford rehires more than 300 veteran human engineers after it says AI failed to deliver the same level of expertise.
Nakuhurumia sana A luo babe labda akufunze kijaka
If a girl keeps telling u she’s tryna be intentional, u probably got there too late
born to build products. forced to learn marketing
babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn't know how to fight
I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!
Prediction: This is gonna kill some oss projects. "On the kernel security list we've seen a huge bump of reports. We were between 2 and 3 per week maybe two years ago, then reached probably 10 a week over the last year with the only difference being only AI slop, and now since the beginning of the year we're around 5-10 per day depending on the days (fridays and tuesdays seem the worst). Now most of these reports are correct, to the point that we had to bring in more maintainers to help us." lwn.net/Articles/10656…
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@0xlelouch_ Good to see that you share this pov, internet folk have romanticized FAANG style roles too much and yet there's so many other paths in software
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