George T. Diano @georgediano
Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| Dark Humor|| Educated Idiot|| Broke Men Spokesperson|| MBA- Operations Management. lindakatiba.org Trans Nzoia Joined February 2011-
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See this idiot, we had 4 candidates but you & me chose to twerked for that frame of a president bcoz ni mkale. Don't subject everyone to your grieving process, instead of wishing Kenyans pain, why don't you focus on your emotional intelligence as you propagate onion seedlings for…
See this idiot, we had 4 candidates but you & me chose to twerked for that frame of a president bcoz ni mkale. Don't subject everyone to your grieving process, instead of wishing Kenyans pain, why don't you focus on your emotional intelligence as you propagate onion seedlings for…
Tuambiane ukweli, slippery weather condition around Kamariny stadium is determined by the state of mind, this Okra thing is a long con mummy. Money, random gift & vacations hapa na pale from your man erases friction faster than these Okra prokopanda. You can consume a whole…
@georgediano @KhalifKairo This nigga should be studied👏👏 I like how he articulates events, combines it with vast knowledge. And how he finally put all this in a story to bring out his message leveraging his narrative skills As they say, Story sell. Period 👍🤝
Jambo ndugu @KhalifKairo, it's me again. Ayaam here to remind you that, If she's good you don't need to keep validating ,those are signs of an insecure man; treating a lady extravagantly not out of love but out of fear she will leave. I think by now you should make good use of…
There are three COWARDS in this country who deserve no respect and no dignity until the day they go to the soil. 1. Gen Robert Kibochi. In August 2022, this man gave a direct order to the VCDF, the then Lt Gen Francis Ogolla, to attend the National Security Advisory Committee…
Why Ruto Must Go!! There has been a backlash on the internet recently about Naming Traditions which has Spark Diverse Viewpoints. Some people can't fathom how some of us carry our mother's name as our surname. Having your mum's surname is frowned upon by Patriarchal societies…
Now happening: After yesterday’s meeting Raila Odinga fixed a meeting for Sakaja together with Senator Kajwang who is the Senates PAC Chairman and some ODM Nairobi MPs to plan how to clean him in the audit. The meeting is currently happening at Sakaja’s Shakahola office.
Frequent Horizontal Engineering session is a good indicator of a successful marriage. Infact as a man, you're supposed to visit Taptengelei site as many times as possible while you're still strong bcoz there comes a time in future when Kanini Kega & Dickson Munene will fail to…
Long Con- Prepare For Ruto Raila Coalition!! As it stands, nobody can beat Babu Owino in the next election for the Nairobi governorship race. By extension, Baby owino is the most preferred (by Luo nyanza) to succeed baba as the kingpin. The madness & predicaments that he's…
Why Sakaja Can Never Be Impeached!! Have you ever wondered why Babu Owino is currently under siege, being shunned by ODM members. He was also removed as the chairperson of YPA. Robert Alai on the other hand was removed from all the committees. Reason being; these two are facing…
Kenyans should support Kimani Ichung'wah in asking parliamentarians for a multi billion budget for a new presidential jet, our president needs a new one tbh. He is a busy man, like now he has decided to fly to Tanzania for 2 days then extend his globe trotting escapades to…
When govts can't raise enough taxes, they print money. This is exactly what the govt is doing, that's why depreciation of the shilling has increased drastically. It's a trying time for Kenyans involved in foreign trade especially importers bcoz of the volatility in the market. We…
Kwa ndoa si kurahisi buana, kila siku ni makesi tu. Lazima mtu ulale kama umekasirika atleast 6 days in a week. Iko hadi kwa katiba, you can even ask @OkiyaOmtatah.😩
Some women still have the mentality that they can't survive on their own income. Others are just lazy & believe they can't do anything constructive with their lives. It's high time young girls should wake up from that dream, gone are the days women used to depend on men for…
As the chairman of the Broke Men Association & SG Peasant Swamp Rats Alliance of Kenya, I beseech all our members to remain calm & keep pushing, it's almost Friday which lands on an end month, it's not gonna be easy for some of our members. Salaried niggas are going to sample…
Greatwall Gardens Scam!! Greatwall Gardens is just a Menace, if it's not flooding it's the owners being Defrauded by the developers. Erdemann Properties & John Zeyun Yang are the developers selling these Units to Kenyans. The first red flag that i saw is when i went to NCBA to…
When it comes to Accomodation, choices have got consequences. Mzee Towett are those old monied babaz who are stingy in the pocket but very generous in their pants bcoz My mzee is polygamous in nature; When it comes to Horizontal Engineering, he holds the HSC tittle.I come in a…
It's during times like this when Athi River minions normally comes to terms with the fact that we're actually not in Nairobi county. Ayaam telling you heri madimples, Wavinya ndeti is showing us things buana. She's the female version of Bifoli wakoli but with no education.
Never in my whole life did i imagine that my house would one day turn into a fishpond. Athi River is the worst place one could ever imagine of owning a house. It's the 2nd day am seeking refugee at my in-laws place, tuko X tunacheka pamoja but deep down wanaume tunapitia tabu.💔
This is the season where your women feel agitated as they skip & hop across water ways. Mwanamke anaenda akiji ongelesha why she ended up dating a livestock who doesn't own a car, mind you her father owns a 1987 B-class two legged black mamba that's convertible back in the…
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I was blinded bana. I have learnt my mistake. That's why I am planting onions in the desert like it's in the 1840s. Your house was flooded, and you were sleeping in your inlaws? What a kalenjin loser. We don't do that. Nyumba ikiflood unalala kwa ceiling. Bimbo
See this idiot, we had 4 candidates but you & me chose to twerked for that frame of a president bcoz ni mkale. Don't subject everyone to your grieving process, instead of wishing Kenyans pain, why don't you focus on your emotional intelligence as you propagate onion seedlings for…
@mzukaa_254 @georgediano ukona fan huku
How this lady managed to convince a whole Governor Wickliffe Ambeta Oparanya to go to a photoshoot in a studio remains unfathomable to me..women's IQ must be bigger than Atwoli's whole stomach
@georgediano Garaha sana baba Riam😂 okora igasi indahi. Ruto must go
@georgediano @KhalifKairo This nigga should be studied👏👏 I like how he articulates events, combines it with vast knowledge. And how he finally put all this in a story to bring out his message leveraging his narrative skills As they say, Story sell. Period 👍🤝
Haha be fr Esther. You went live, gave them 10k and told them sukari inaleta diabetes when they told you they need it. We will give them the oil, diapers and sanitary pads plus the sugar tomorrow.
In Valley Bridge, Mathare donating mattresses, sanitary pads, diapers and blankets to those heavily impacted by the floods in Mathare. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Should we tell them, or we keep quiet?
When i first hit on Cera, I think she refused to meet for 4 months. Simply because based on the stuff she had seen about me on twitter, she knew i was a play boy. She hated those. I also had my own reservations about her given the reputation of most Kenyan 10s. Lakini when we…
@KhalifKairo Umeona leo hawakuongelei na dame wako ukaamua kuongea ndio waanze LMAO
There are three COWARDS in this country who deserve no respect and no dignity until the day they go to the soil. 1. Gen Robert Kibochi. In August 2022, this man gave a direct order to the VCDF, the then Lt Gen Francis Ogolla, to attend the National Security Advisory Committee…
So the World Bank gave Kenya Ksh.52 Billion for the Free WiFi in the market places...Yes Ksh.52 Billion. I was wondering why a whole CS would be tangatangaring around launching a WiFi in dusty markets, something that should be done by the market chairman and the village elders..…
Hahahahaha I told ICT Authority to be honest when responding to the safety of Public WiFi and then they went ahead and blocked me....strange behaviour for a public institution
I will not believe you because I hate raila or anything but I will believe you because Raila works this way. And it's something that ought to be studied in schools after he is dead. In the future.
Why Sakaja Can Never Be Impeached!! Have you ever wondered why Babu Owino is currently under siege, being shunned by ODM members. He was also removed as the chairperson of YPA. Robert Alai on the other hand was removed from all the committees. Reason being; these two are facing…
When @georgediano said "Baba is so spineless , but he's the biggest grifter of all time. How he has managed to masquerade himself as a liberator should be studied at the school of hard knocks"... I felt that. Good to see a fellow Wisdomer, non-sychophant and non-necromant.😂😂
Wah kesho inafika saa ngapi nitumiwe girlfriend allowance 😢
George has finished it all......class dismissed
Why Sakaja Can Never Be Impeached!! Have you ever wondered why Babu Owino is currently under siege, being shunned by ODM members. He was also removed as the chairperson of YPA. Robert Alai on the other hand was removed from all the committees. Reason being; these two are facing…
@georgediano have you ever wondered why Sun Tzu said... “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor…
Why Sakaja Can Never Be Impeached!! Have you ever wondered why Babu Owino is currently under siege, being shunned by ODM members. He was also removed as the chairperson of YPA. Robert Alai on the other hand was removed from all the committees. Reason being; these two are facing…
They were warned but sarcastically. 🕊️
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