mike machismo @mikemacisso
real big scumbag with a heart of gold Joined September 2010-
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Too many ghouls, just enough Grohls #grohlpatrol @foofighters instagram.com/p/B4GtNBbgq55/…
A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that's the way
"Enslavement reigned for 250 years on these shores. When it ended, this country could've extended its hallowed principles — life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness — to all, regardless of color," writer Ta-Nehisi Coates told Congress. "But America had other principles in mind"
My uncle who works at HBO just told me the next episode of #GoT is gonna be a flashback episode so strap in
FIVE YEARS Flint, Michigan has been without clean safe water for FIVE YEARS #FlintWaterCrisis #Flint #FlintKids #DontForgetFlint
It's #FreeMapMonday! Retweet and follow us for a chance to win the Radarsat Image Map of Antarctica! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
As a furloughed scientist, I thought it worthwhile to use my PhD skills to look at evidence for the president’s claims of a national security crisis & whether his desire for a wall is an adequate justification for a government #shutdown that has cut off pay for 800,000 Americans.
I am positive that Trump will remember Burger Night as the emotional high point of his presidency. He was so happy, so pleased he could give his favorite burgers to those Big Boys. It was him at his best. And I think we can all sense that's what makes those photos so bizarre.
The Trump gov't put out a call, asking legal immigrants to sponsor some of the 1,000's of kids in cages. Desperate to help, 170 kind ppl stepped up, hoping to finally free the kid from captivity. Turns out, it was a sting operation. Then came the arrests. wonkette.com/totally-non-ev…
Me voting in 2016 vs. me voting in 2018
November is here, and that means a massive shift is coming. And by "massive" I am of course referring to the redefinition of the kilogram unit of mass that the world has been building up to for more than 100 years. Let me explain:
It's #FreeMapMonday! Retweet and follow us for a chance to win the North America Tapestry of Time & Terrain! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
"ill goon your ass. ill pig you out" yeuah um, No, its highly unlikely that you will "Goon" my ass. Try reading a book of english
My daughter is over at the house for a belated 21st birthday celebration. We asked her to pick a movie. She chose BLUE VELVET. Her brother has never seen it and has no idea what it’s about.
Please RT if you know a woman who plays DnD, tabletop games, or video games in general. Also RT if you ARE that woman! I'm so sick of this mentality.
1. McCain's funeral was very moving and appropriately political (as befits the funeral of a major political figure). But it also reflected the weakness of a certain type of politics, Decency Resistance or Ancien Régime Resistance.
Rematching my dad in Scrabble. Have never beaten him. He was once top 30 in the American dictionary, but he is old now, and I NEED this
Department of Justice: Do Not Deport Award-Winning Journalist Emilio Gutierrez to Mexico! - Sign the ... chn.ge/2D2PEY1 via @Change
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Priscilla Knox @Scylla_nox
103 Followers 103 Following horrible sea monster with four eyes, six long necks equipped with grisly heads, each of which contained three rows of sharp teeth.
Snuggly Sheep! @snugglySheep
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Adria Tucker @AdriaBadadria
137 Followers 454 Following Have courage and be kind 💖 Musician, writer, cosplayer/ princess actress 👑
Wicked Wilderness Cof.. @WickedWCoffee
199 Followers 2K Following Small Company. Adventurous Flavor. Online Coffee Retailer.
Hafssadahbi1 @Hafssadahbi1
731 Followers 3K Following hafssa dahbi. fancing player .world,#1 great morocco fencer medalist at olympics world and european championships 1 world cup gold medalist moroccan champion
The Revere Report @TheRevereReport
490 Followers 1K Following Official Twitter for The Revere Report podcast! Declared the Longest Running Podcast for Daytraders by Stock Traders Digest. https://t.co/LvgKaJG13e
JustLOL @JustLOL_tv
273 Followers 2K Following YoU nEeD tO gEt JuStLoL!! The web's funniest shows and videos all in one place for free. Get https://t.co/qAsHzzqLPW on iOS, tvOS, Roku and Android today!
Alison wood @Alison94836233
65 Followers 662 Following I am very romantic and loving caring lady and I am always there for those who makes me happy
Nick Marxx | Dates, I.. @nickmarxx
2.0M Followers 3.9M Following Nick Marxx™️ is your X source for finding the hottest women on earth providing content, dates, interviews, lifestyle & relationship opinions. Join my community
Xavi Bros @Xavi_Bros
48K Followers 30K Following Amateur astronomer, Anysllum Observatory, AstroSabadell. Psychologist pursuing a PhD in psychiatry. Author of "En las playas de Sedna": https://t.co/qm7ybXXIDA
NAACP @NAACP
613K Followers 28K Following Founded 1909, the NAACP is the nation's first and largest grassroots–based civil rights organization. Over 2,000 volunteer-run branches nationwide.
Alexandra Simon @parkour260896
155 Followers 1K Following
Suellen Clarke @alershova39110
83 Followers 1K Following
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ.. @overthvnker
94 Followers 922 Following
courtney russell @chusslerussell
13 Followers 25 Following Ramblings of a solo female traveler Currently in: Los Angeles
bob @rtcwhitehead
11 Followers 86 Following
guillermina @billyfernandez
215 Followers 3K Following and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make
Adults Only @Leo2Phillipe
135 Followers 2K Following
RATED M TALK LIVE @ratedmtalk
83 Followers 531 Following A live podcast on speaker and live comedy show
tj douglas @ticadouglas
592 Followers 615 Following songwriter | heart philosopher | palliative care chaplain | nonbinary ✨🧎
Katt Willferrell Bith.. @KattWillFerrell
12K Followers 5K Following Someecards contributor, Comedy show producer, Parody Account Katt Williams and Will Ferrell - The Funniest Original Content. Booking inquiries DM
🦈_🆙 @sharked_up
2K Followers 957 Following rice/lentil enthusiast. twitter rheologist. trombonist. dj @ https://t.co/ecDJOSHxLw. he/him. https://t.co/bymWjtffYM
Sam Monaco @sjmonaco
151 Followers 332 Following 🥁 Drummer with @chamberband 🧐 Percussion dramaturg for #36Questions @twouppodcasts
George Graves @gdGraves
361 Followers 569 Following Press Whisperer & Ink Smudgerer. Self-Proclaimed Journeyman. Pressman @repeatpress.
Whitt Arocho @WhittArochoicm
303 Followers 1K Following
PortlandBeerWeek @207beerweek
2K Followers 732 Following A week-long celebration of Portland’s vibrant beer culture November 3-9, 2019 #207beerweek
Mikey Weil @hottweils
1K Followers 2K Following I'm a stand up comedian, writer, and filmmaker https://t.co/x6lrlzHcwP https://t.co/6i9UpLWfpW
DarkWingDuck @TonyBuccaSports
665 Followers 2K Following Stocks, Sports & Bookkeeping. Mets, Dolphins, World Class Sports Handicapper, Swing Trader, Owner of Cloud Bookkeeping Service, Controller for textile company.
𝓢𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱 .. @Jocelyn_gammon
1 Followers 17 Following 🏠 Ohio 📅 23 years old 🍑 I would love to meet new people to chat and have fun.. Looks like I´m single again 😜
Tracy Laverriere @TLave12
39 Followers 227 Following Eternal Student. Journalist. Public Relations Enthusiast. Sports Lover. Ice Cream-aholic. Story-teller.
Josh Henderson @Henderson1983
15K Followers 319 Following I'm as smart as I am handsome and modest. Co producer/ internet creator from @Continueshow, @MClassPodcast, @Storylordspod, and @Pretend_Friends
Amanda Beveridge @BossNeh
175 Followers 502 Following Life may be hard, but it sure as hell is sweet.
Tony G. @_the_tony_gatto
50 Followers 81 Following
4YOLO_BRO @4YOLO_bro
4 Followers 19 Following U only live 1nce, so sometimes u gotta YOLO lmao!!! - Me Waaazap im just ur typical teenager hype up on loko lol
Sigma Tau Delta @ECSigmaTauDelta
30 Followers 29 Following Endicott College: Sigma Tau Delta (STD) is the English Honors Society on campus. We are excited for programs and teaming up with other clubs here :)
Alysha @AlyshaStokes
86 Followers 686 Following
Patricia Beattie @pbeattie
45 Followers 99 Following proud mom/happy wife/animal lover/etsy shop owner https://t.co/wDQsWm9NRB
Brendan Mitchell @dabrenman10
71 Followers 248 Following
Sarah James @SJ989
56 Followers 161 Following
Ross Greer @Ross_Greer
50K Followers 3K Following Green MSP for the West of Scotland, 'dour faced fundamentalist' accordingly to the Daily Mail, he/him ✝️🏳️🌈🍉 https://t.co/yfybNHYulx
eco sister @hiitaylorblake
776K Followers 515 Following #BLACKLIVESMATTER // https://t.co/pCJ2hEKgHl
no context memes @weirddalle
1.7M Followers 461 Following memes and weird ai generations | dm for promo | @hardaipics | follow my IG
Kelli Campbell @kelliheartsyou
5K Followers 1 Following Plant Mama | Dog Mom | Boy Mommy | Soccer Mom | Ukraine Mom | BLMom | Future Mrs. Onion #WomenInCrypto
WD_BLACK @wd_black
179K Followers 480 Following We're the official #WDBlack page devoted to all gamers and storage. We're more than hardware. We're a gaming brand made for you. We are WD_BLACK.
Geek & Sundry @GeekandSundry
260K Followers 2K Following We 💚 geek culture! Home of #RelicsandRarities, #KnightsofEverflame, #LostOdyssey + more! We dig tabletop, video games, RPGs, comics, comedy, and all the rest.
Hello MCDM @helloMCDM
32K Followers 224 Following MCDM Productions are the creators of Flee, Mortals!, Strongholds & Followers, Kingdoms & Warfare, ARCADIA, the Beastheart, Illrigger, and the upcoming MCDM RPG.
Rude Tales of Magic P.. @of_rude
9K Followers 88 Following A nasty podcast for wicked freaks ⚰️🔪🚽@bransonreese @whirringblender @drhastings @alifisher @jplepore @Timothyplatt 🐉💉⚔️
TruthPoint: Darkweb R.. @TruthPointDWR
8K Followers 3 Following Reality Theory, Conspiracy Fact 💹 @dril @derek8185338254 📉 🕵️♂️https://t.co/aeMhR9RwYO💾 New Brand Manager: @tom_on_here RIP Riley Parvo
Ana Fabrega @anafabregagood
43K Followers 804 Following
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
156K Followers 528 Following
Pangzai @hebeipangzai
154K Followers 36 Following Inventor of tornado beer drinking style; Ordinary peasant from China; YouTube channel: https://t.co/vpTpCR4xGo ; My PayPal account: https://t.co/rTn8x4dt0G
Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO
709K Followers 967 Following voice actress | video games - cartoons | she/her #CriticalRole #TheLegendofVoxMachina | https://t.co/l78ky9bDhJ
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg
5.6M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
I think you should le.. @ITYSL
173K Followers 694 Following call the turbo team today to learn how communicating through I think you should leave pictures and quotes can give you a new lease on life
Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL
570K Followers 2K Following The Brandon Jamel Show on podcast apps/YouTube • https://t.co/gE4iteC3Ib • tour: https://t.co/FEVM6TvL1f
Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan
1.3M Followers 497 Following Representing Minnesota's 5th District in the People's House. @USProgressives Deputy Chair. Account managed by staff.
AGU (American Geophys.. @theAGU
85K Followers 4K Following AGU is a global community supporting more than half a million advocates and professionals in Earth and space sciences.
Punch Up The Jam @punchupthejam
10K Followers 97 Following The musical comedy podcast about making the greatest hits... even greater.
High Rollers @HighRollersDnD
43K Followers 114 Following D&D every Sunday 5pm UK live on: https://t.co/SrAF1q3Unf #RollOnSunday Business enquiries: [email protected]
Jennifer Muro @jennifermuro
11K Followers 992 Following TV writer, producer, musician. Marvel Secret Invasion, Star Trek Prodigy, Star Wars FOD, Legend of Vox Machina, DC Comics PRIMER, Stranger Things animated soon…
Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan
1.5M Followers 4K Following British-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETyGtn
Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic
74K Followers 599 Following * illustrator * Storyboard Artist for Gravity Falls, DuckTales, & The Owl House * looking for work! EmmyCicierega at g mail etc
Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien
525K Followers 452 Following Actor on the streets and a Fighter in the sheets. Spending time in games, animation, and on #CriticalRole https://t.co/34sm0SwD4i
Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp
163K Followers 1K Following actress & comedian, Sydney on Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime, No Bad Days on Peacock insta: https://t.co/EUFIdAFMdt contact: [email protected]
Taliesin Jaffe @executivegoth
320K Followers 373 Following Voice actor, professional D&D player, recovering goth kid, amateur Los Angeles tour guide. (he/him)
d20 Dames ✨are vaxx.. @d20Dames
3K Followers 482 Following An all-ages #DnD podcast handcrafted by witches. DM: @KatKruger Players: @BrittniLeigh @WriteJessR @TheJenya Editor @peachgardenRPGs Misadventure awaits!
Travis Willingham @WillingBlam
527K Followers 314 Following Actor. Former Barbarian, Hexadin, and current troll; Executive Producer #TheLegendofVoxMachina, CEO @criticalrole
Sam Riegel @samriegel
506K Followers 530 Following Fresh Cut Grass on #CriticalRole * EP on #TheLegendOfVoxMachina * Voice Director on #MoonGirl #Kiff * Avid Pooper * he/him
Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer
935K Followers 2K Following Storyteller, VO Guy, Vincent Valentine, Minsc, Thirst Trap Ganondaddy, #TheLegendOfVoxMachina, CCO/DM of @CriticalRole. He/Him. Icon-@sephiramy.
One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot
650K Followers 3K Following a twitter account that inspired an hbo series. still curated by humans.
Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
2.9M Followers 2K Following Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.✨ https://t.co/u6aQiJB0hs 📚
NASA InSight @NASAInSight
789K Followers 37 Following Retired NASA robot, at rest on the plains of Mars after a mission to study the planet’s evolution. Mars updates: @NASAMars (Verification: https://t.co/uFIqa0lg2B)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
1.1M Followers 5K Following Pulitzer-winning investigative journo @newyorker. Documentaries @hbo. Ex-diplomat. Bad lawyer. Disused PhD. Tips: [email protected].
Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark
308K Followers 1K Following Half of the My Favorite Murder podcast & @ExactlyRight podcast network. I like true crime, food, and cats but not all at once. She/her ❤️
Hads @hadstclair
846 Followers 475 Following Editor @SuperTryStudios & Space Kings. Former GM on @Pretend_Friends!
Black Thought @blackthought
219K Followers 2K Following Founder & Lead MC/Singer of the Legendary Roots Crew, GP @impellentvc | ★ Instagram: blackthought
PatriotHole @PatriotHole
63K Followers 3 Following The internet’s last stand against the tyranny of the Leftist Media.
Dr./Prof. Sarah Hörs.. @PlanetDr
63K Followers 927 Following Associate Prof of PlanetSci @JohnsHopkins and Titan evangelist. I'm planetdr some other places too. she/her https://t.co/rMewX5tmh3
Justice Alito accepted tens of thousands of dollars in lavish vacation gifts from a billionaire who lobbied to cancel the student loan forgiveness. After the gifts, Alito voted to overturn. This SCOTUS’ corruption undercuts its own legitimacy by putting its rulings up for sale.
bro has no joie de vivre. he cannot perceive the beauty in expression. creatively bankrupt. a lost soul. a caveman a hundred thousand years ago painting on walls understood the human condition better than this man. painful to see really
Music won’t require personal musicians in fifteen years and your favorite “artist” will be a personal algorithm, though you will still have your favorite generic public celebrity musicians
Lol it broke while I was working and I just restarted it and he dived right back in, lol.
I went to lunch and set up a macro that just replies to this guy with a list of fortune cookie style replies and he’s been responding to it every 5 minutes or less for almost 2 hours now lol.
Blizzard Announces Pat Robertson Coming to Diablo IV hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…
School strike week 251. Today, I graduate from school, which means I’ll no longer be able to school strike for the climate. This is then the last school strike for me, so I guess I have to write something on this day. Thread🧵
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
It's my five years off booze today folks. Feelin proud and like I made a decision that changed my life. Feelin very grateful to the people who supported me along the way and to the Roy Squad for backing me in, online. Lotsa love you guys
i would love to know what sauron’s internal monologue was when he infiltrated pippin’s mind only to find absolutely no useful information
Twitter has turned into Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
The "I wish Lydia Tar was real" piece reminds me that when the New Yorker published "The Lottery" a bunch of people wrote letters asking for the location of the town so they could go visit and watch the stonings....
A nigga I blocked just bought Twitter. Now I know how Bodie felt when he had to start selling Marlo’s product.
I was laid off by Twitter today. I’m an algorithmicist and psychological operations specialist looking to possibly transition into nation-state level disinformation broadcasting roles. Please DM me if you have any leads!
While people are out there innovating and trying solving real world problems, I’m in my basement office reimagining a paper shredder as a belt fed machine gun
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