laurence @functi0nZer0
“a scholar” - coindesk; “an absurdist” - bloomberg; “a disappointment” - my mom // creator @wildcatfi, spad @eulerfinance, exhausted @law_leeds laurence.day UK Joined March 2009-
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Thinking about the full wall advert for ionet I saw at Token2049 a fortnight ago I hadn’t really dug in much, but you know when something just fails the smell test even on a walk-by?
Thinking about the full wall advert for ionet I saw at Token2049 a fortnight ago I hadn’t really dug in much, but you know when something just fails the smell test even on a walk-by?
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My thoughts on Samourai's situation. "Let's deny fate. The more of us that say no, the more fun it is. Deny the corrupt politicians. Opt out and say no. They are impotent. They cannot do anything to compel us to follow their arbitrary rules." dark.fi/insights/samou…
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Every so often I think I wouldn’t make a great lawyer if I actually decided to make it my career Then I see the US government arguing that Tornado was an MSB because frying pans retain heat (???), and I realise I’d be incredible at it Forgive the pun, but the bar is in hell
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An unlicensed money transmission business
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😭 https://t.co/Ziyh6gxa8P
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trying out the articles thing here lmk wyt this is unconventional functional solidity, a collection of thoughts around how to do functional programming, type driven abstractions, and some of the most unhinged behaviors i've found from docs and compiler tests enjoy!
trying out the articles thing here lmk wyt this is unconventional functional solidity, a collection of thoughts around how to do functional programming, type driven abstractions, and some of the most unhinged behaviors i've found from docs and compiler tests enjoy!
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wildcat✅ echo✅ enough "defi" for the day🙃
Solo baby care on the weekend is going fine
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@functi0nZer0 can I have permission to use ur NIL on a billboard advert for cryptocurrency at the next large scale event
So this ionet AI on the blockchain project said they had 11k GPUs online when they actually only had 320 GPUs online which is 320 more GPUs than they should have online. Gross misallocation of resources and infrastructure that could have gone towards marketing a token. Egregious.
OP_CAT expected to be live on signet at block 193536.
@matthew_d_green now it's more like a gateway that stares back into my life and beams the information up to the Goliath who views me as a widget
Do you remember being young and feeling like a computer was a gateway that opened the whole world? I’m not sure that’s how it is anymore.
Bro Palantir has the military using kanban boards to execute strikes. There's no way💀
My thoughts on Samourai's situation. "Let's deny fate. The more of us that say no, the more fun it is. Deny the corrupt politicians. Opt out and say no. They are impotent. They cannot do anything to compel us to follow their arbitrary rules." dark.fi/insights/samou…
@functi0nZer0 @0xcarnation Teach them my Australian English skills.
@functi0nZer0 I’m not sure what’s the issue here, should carny’s followers be referred to as Coomers then ??
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