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Yoooo, @StateFarm. We've been held up at a closing for 2.5 hours because of you, and the agent we're working with went home. Awful.
As far as I can tell, the biggest crime committed in Murdaugh Murders is against pronunciation.
Did we keep the receipt for this county? It's broken.
Dollar Store @danjlevy #XboxShare
I think I was lied to about the need to thaw chicken before cooking it
Really didn't expect to cry during the fucking #AmericanGladiators documentary, yet here we are.
Try not to get indicted on your way to the parking lot!
My Quantum Leap rewatch continues. I really thought I'd seen nearly every episode, and yet I do NOT remember the new theme song at the start of season 5. It's bad.
The Quantum Leap reboot should have been about the people leaping back into their lives after Sam leaps out. Change my mind.
I'm starting to think that Joe Tacopina MIGHT be in a little over his head.
I haven't finished the show, but if there's a funnier part of Nathan for You than the guy who ages the pictures of the kids, I might die of laughter.
Danny McBride is on my Mt. Rushmore of people I'd absolutely hate to improvise with.
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31 Followers 44 Following Podcast where a comedian & a film professor discuss the *original* versions of shows/movies that have since been rebootedBlake in 528 @blakation
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10 Followers 156 Following Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -HemingwayWhite Lion Fan Club @hockeenight
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337 Followers 2K Following I once made a holographic wills joke about Tasha Yar that was so good even the ABA retweeted it. I also like hats.Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster
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494 Followers 1K Following Part Chicago Handshake, part Belmont Transfer. I like my oatmeal lumpy. Beer snakes yes, wave no. Paulina, Melvina and Lunt.Vikki Rood @VikkiRood
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307K Followers 249 Following UK Xbox studio enabling pirate capers in @SeaOfThieves while forging Everwild. More? 31 of our classics available via Rare Replay, available on Xbox Game Pass!When I lose money in the stock market where does that money go? Does it just disappear into thin air or does someone else get it?
So… If I got arraigned on federal charges and the judge said to me, ‘No more crime stuff or you’ll go straight to jail’ and then I got on a social media app and started threatening the people prosecuting me, I’m pretty sure my ass would be in jail right now. But what do I know.
@jeremyvaught @Music I noticed the blatant lie on the newly commandeered account: since September 2011
@jeremyvaught @Frances_Coppola @Music And to add insult to injury, they signed off with a kiss 😠
@jeremyvaught @Music That sucks 😕 At least they sent you an email. Back in 2013 I woke up one morning to find that Twitter had given @hum to Verizon. They don’t even use it anymore.
@jeremyvaught @Music If it’s any consolation, this platform is getting destroyed so quickly that it won’t be here in another five years let alone sixteen.
@justinholtweb @stauffermatt @Music @Musicmusic Oh wow, I didn't even think to look up the alternatives they were offering. THEY ARE ALREADY USED AS WELL! So if I choose one, I'll be complicit in stealing more accounts. 😡
16 years ago, I created @Music and have been running it ever since. Just now, Twitter / X just ripped it away. Super pissed
for all us street kids, for all us wildlings, when sinead got huge, it felt like one of us made it. It was incredible. im not trying to compare myself or anyone else to sinead, she is one of a kind, but thats what it felt like to me. like she was one of us. she was like billie…
#DialOfDestiny is the best summer movie of the year! It has heart and charm from the very start. It’s a fun adventure the whole family will love. Don’t miss this last ride with #IndianaJones
I loved it. My daughter loved it. My parents loved it. Thanks, #IndianaJones for giving us a great time at the movies and a fond send-off to a family favorite!
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is SO GOOD in #IndianaJones, and fits immediately into the series as a legit, strong, and hilarious character. #DialOfDestiny
A special message from Harrison Ford. #IndianaJones
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@itlogmonster There were definitely frustrations in her career that led her to retire. She has told me that there’s many reasons to why she left LA, but doesn’t have to do with The Shining.
If you’ve reached the end of this thread THANK YOU!!!! 👋🏻 I’m just here to appreciate all things Shelley. And I recently launched a new sticker for sale on my Etsy with proceeds going straight to Shelley 💌 etsy.com/listing/148167…
In conclusion, if you’re reading this and your only exposure to Shelley Duvall IS from Shining, you must see her work with Robert Altman, her trailblazing cable shows, and appreciate her contributions to TV and film. She is so extraordinary and I don’t people to miss out 💫