michael.PEJ-EXESS ⚗ @michaelayoub
señor mentat ~ likes to exaggerate, dream and imaginate ayoub.io Nebraska, USA Joined November 2009-
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Okay maybe not a couple seconds but it IS there and I hate it so much
Okay maybe not a couple seconds but it IS there and I hate it so much
I love this website
I love this website
Literal children can understand relational database management systems at a higher level than this
Literal children can understand relational database management systems at a higher level than this
Imagine excluding candidates with math degrees
Imagine excluding candidates with math degrees
Incredible that 48% of people in New York City are millionaires (Am I doing this right?)
Incredible that 48% of people in New York City are millionaires (Am I doing this right?)
@ptr_to_joel const person = new Person(sameOldMistakes);
@ Policy Policy policyForPolicies = new PolicyGovernancePolicyBuilder() .withPolicyTemplate(PolicyTemplate.DEFAULT_POLICY) .withPolicyName("Policy Policy") .buildPolicy()
@ Policy Policy policyForPolicies = new PolicyGovernancePolicyBuilder() .withPolicyTemplate(PolicyTemplate.DEFAULT_POLICY) .withPolicyName("Policy Policy") .buildPolicy()
clean desk Clean Code
Bringing this up at standup tomorrow
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No I just read about languages on Wikipedia
No I just read about languages on Wikipedia
One of my favorite moments from this book
One of my favorite moments from this book
what we really need is one more single source of truth
why are you, as a grown man, looking at a Gartner magic quadrant
What a jumpstart it was to grow up on these streets
What a jumpstart it was to grow up on these streets https://t.co/W1T09J7GHT
LEAVE ENGINEERING EXPLAINED ALONE
LEAVE ENGINEERING EXPLAINED ALONE https://t.co/sK1Mq3QeGU
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!Solo_Dev @BoredSoloDev
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trav @techsavvytravvy
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"How do you build a service which needs to persist a record in a database and store a corresponding file in S3?"--Someone asked me this, and I think it makes for a great SWE technical interview question. You can discuss design considerations, failure modes, testing, etc.
Help I’m getting psy-oped into buying three Mac studios and using thunderbolt interconnect for mdsinabox
Here is an extremely clean fully built 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution (VIII) that makes 745whp and only has around 13,000 miles on the odometer. Asking price? $39,800.
Once you have 10k followers, you get your own jealous haters like you’re a celebrity
Holy... good lord. IP over Thunderbolt 4 between two Mac Minis. support.apple.com/guide/mac-help… CC @yacineMTB @elegyals
@yacineMTB you might prefer to use ip over thunderbolt, ethernet is too slow
I haven’t seen it on here yet but there were multiple tornadoes that touched down in Nebraska today - specifically Omaha and Elkhorn. Hail, wind, flash flooding. Lots of people trapped under debris or rubble, still in their basements. Police & fire dept still going door to door.
Does anyone not have trouble getting out of bed in the morning (in lieu of a job forcing you to)? And if you don’t, how do you spring yourself out. Tips pls It takes me so long atm and it’s gotten worse and idk how or why (esp if I have no immediate appointments forcing me to)
@emmaconcepts i'm afraid that getting yourself in and out of bed in a timely manner might be a life-complete problem, ie. to solve this problem you have to fix your entire life such that you don't feel the urge to postpone existing because existing is great
When you’ve absolutely read The Count of Monte Cristo.
@blgtylr an all time fave of mine! i love the part where he is a count in monte cristo.
Uhhh…. I just got in to Georgia Tech’s graduate AI program? 🫣
i kinda think the carbon people were cooking with "me" as the self keyword. however, we should have followed after perl: "my" is the self value, and "our" is the self type. my.field = 55; our.Constant + 2; the opposite of "my" for var names is "their". return my.x + their.x
describe Ken Wheeler: young Tony Soprano is a pinterest mom
it’s fuckin frittata friday
No. Be like me instead.
This is Dan @d4m1n He works on 5 projects + runs a weekly show. He sends 1-3 tweets per day. He made 26,257 commits in the last year. Why can't we all be just like Dan?
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