Messy Tessie 💜 @messy_tessie
Not the mom you've got, but the mom you wish you had. | Y'all be nice. | Jake the Pug is my son United States Joined December 2017-
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The highlights of my year have been international travel, meeting @marknorm and discovering my disturbing penchant for liminal spaces. What about you?
The eyes of a conch
*Petition to make my husband buy me @marknorm tickets even though he just took me on a cruise where I got to see him perform only twice.* This injustice will not stand. I must see my favorite jewish cutie pie in my home state. Sign petition here 👇
Anyone else missing the “washy washy happy happy” guy today? 😭#youdontknowwhatyougottilitsgone #fullyloadedatsea
Al Pacino showing up spaced out his banger, guy on mandy going absolute ham on a flute, and a kid thanking Bill Clinton for being his rabbi. Welcome to the game awards. #TheGameAwards
A kid just rushed the Game Awards podium after Elden Ring won game of the year - and blurted out something about his Rabbi Bill Clinton 🤣 Wtf
SHOUTOUT BILL CLINTON FOR YOUR INCREDIBLE WORK ON ELDEN RING #gameawards
AS IF 2021 DIDNT TAKE ENOUGH FROM US 😭😭😭 RIP Betty White.
My 2022 resolution is to finally pursue a career in standup comedy.
Can we please get Marjorie Taylor Green signed up for a ride on the next millionaire’s rocket to the moon? #onewayticket
My 15 year old really just saw a photo of @mrbobodenkirk as the Milk Machine from Mister Show, and said “Is that one of those KKK dudes?” 🤦♀️
Gravity Falls is just Twin Peaks for kids.
when you make plans w someone but they bring extra people
Look at those precious leggies go! 🥺
Look at those precious leggies go! 🥺
Sooo my daughter loves the song Long Legged Larry by @AesopRockWins. Like, a lot. I stealth recorded her singing along in bed, because she’d never in a million years let me do it. It’s too cute not to share 🐸 💚💛
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Eric Bustamante 🇵�.. @BustaJoke
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Mr-@SJHRMN @mroblivious
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Werner Zürcher @WernerZurcher
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Prof @Profgampo
34K Followers 61 Following New Single 'FEED THE DOGS' Out Now https://t.co/2lZq2uonHd| The Gallery Tour Tickets ON SALE NOW
GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺.. @girthmasterr
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mark normand @marknorm
464K Followers 425 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Prof Appreciation Soc.. @ProfSociety
201 Followers 104 Following We all gather here in name of young Pookie the Highness 👑 Prof memes, music, pics, stories, you got it? we want it 😍 check the link for the fb group
Explaining Trixie @explaintrixie
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893 Followers 324 Following 😈 designer + illustrator • living, laughing, lurking in West Virginia • they/she • co-owner at @SymbolsCrash • on IG more than here 🫠
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694K Followers 665 Following Purpose: Create Joy and Happiness; Games: https://t.co/2EzSi653zE; Movies: https://t.co/ylse9qp6hM; Magic: https://t.co/J5xAzLqRfK ; https://t.co/fKXtBEElcJ
SuperFlyTodd @Superflytodd
262 Followers 535 Following OG Gamer who loves RETRO Games. Love my C64 and Amiga memories. x-Sysop of Xantor's Empire BBS and now streamer on Twitch. [https://t.co/AZDci8gxqv] PC/CONSOLE
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98K Followers 1 Following i don't trust any device i can't mash ctrl+alt+del on
#Haniell @firstxGold
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Miss Francy Pocahonta.. @Miss_francillah
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HENRY OBIEJICE® 🎵 @obiejice
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92K Followers 95K Following sr Lins ❤️ fã da @anahi❤️/paulistana /aquariana /casada ❤️😍also i wanted to let you peak behind the curtain a bit to see what inspires me, so i decided to share my personal spotify wrapped. some obscure stuff in there but I bet you’ll vibe with it 🙏
From side eyes getting high in a dive bar 🌲 To five cars all in line in my side yard 🚗 🚘 🚙 Halloween has passed, but we can still let the devil out 😈 😈 youtu.be/aH9M3G4lGqY?si…
These have been the best days of my LIFE!!! #FullyLoadedAtSea
JUST IN: A parking garage collapsed in Manhattan, and firefighters are using drones to search for people trapped in the rubble cnn.it/41G9io0
To my fellow Republicans: Your thoughts, prayers, & empty statements AREN’T ENOUGH anymore. The only thing I want to hear is how you’re toning down divisive rhetoric, & how you plan to work with — not against — our LGTBQ+ community. If you can’t, just shut your mouth.
Tyler said the word ‘succubus’ so of course I had to ask if he knew what a succubus was. He said “No, but I know they have titties.” 👍
@messy_tessie thank you for the support and offer 🥺🤍
i just wish every lie i told my parents was true because it breaks my heart that i’ve been lying to them for almost 2 years going on to 3. they think i’m a happy girl when i’m not. i just hope 2022 makes me do the right thing for everyone involved 🤧
2022 please be good to me…no more lies, manipulation, depression, anxiety, stress, unwanted drama, and negative people in my life. that’s all i ask of you, please and thank you. #2022NewYear
I scream, you scream, we all scream for new @Profgampo merch! 😍🍦 Check it all out: stophouse.myshopify.com/collections/tr…
This might low key be my all time favorite merch drop 👇
I scream, you scream, we all scream for new @Profgampo merch! 😍🍦 Check it all out: stophouse.myshopify.com/collections/tr…
@WVGovernor You talked from the get-go about the children being our future and our greatest asset. For the love of God and all that is Holy put the state school system on remote for the month of January. You see the numbers, you know how easily this can overwhelm us, you have to do this.
Hey photo shoppers can you get this fucking idiot out of my picture?
Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun
Select Superchargers in the Netherlands are now open to all electric cars. tesla.com/non-tesla-supe…
GIVE IT TO HER NOW
Hi I think Emmy voting is happening? May I please have an Emmy? Thank you in advance 💜
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