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@tobiyasi_52 Oh what are they are arguing then? Cos am pretty sure I read that in the way they intended which is that single mothers and children are becoming more common and they dont like it.
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So many children before the 2000s were born in single parent homes. Also you don’t want teen mothers to get an education to support themselves? What a bottom barrel analysis
I found this enlightening short article penapake. Social consciousness ya aMalawi inasintha ndipo, as it ought to, idakasinthabe.
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even some of the nicest men have that hint of misogyny in them,i haven't met a single man in my life who doesn't.
A person disappearing for an entire week is the first red flag. Let him go
The dating game is really brutal these days. My sister has been dating this guy since June last year. They broke up because of a lack of communication. She said that sometimes the guy would disappear for an entire week without contacting her, then come back as if nothing had
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They'll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis
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looking forward to being someone’s nagging argumentative bitch wife who doesn’t have time to cook
girls be getting law degrees thinking it will attract a smart husband but even the smartest men in the world don’t want a nagging argumentative bitch wife who doesn’t have the time to cook
You guys always have something horrible to say about single mums but no smoke for deadbeat dads. Truly hate y’all
A dog water tweet…
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World Cup really just shows you none of these teams would be anywhere without immigration lol.
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3 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???
🚨 Missouri House passes bill banning AI deepfake porn of children. 3 Republicans voted no.
My only worry is even if we bring most of the MWs back home, one day or another most will find a way back. There is nothing for them to do here as compared to that side. A mess of a situation
I hate that chart on world’s richest women and how its always framed as they got rich solely from divorce as if they didn’t help build said wealth with their ex husbands.
From 1 billion to 24 billion to get MWs back from SA. 🙃🙃🙃
@chimze_art Very limited spaces tbh
Running clubs/events have become potential dating places
@kroeskopunzel Girl!!! 😫😫😫😫 Jonasi is a universal concept
Brazilian Jonasi
Brazil football boss allegedly uses federation funds to fly mistress to NYC before meeting up with wife for World Cup opening ceremony trib.al/x3wk0Ar
@PhilOhSoFar 😫😫😫😫
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Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!
@mntungwa_ms Unfortunately thats the reality for foreign workers. A lot of them work under bad circumstances out of desperation and employers know this.
@chimze_art Its become more of a trend now in the last couple of years
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