Matt @mattspx

🛸 screenwriter. producer. e-learning nerd. dog dad. often found in theme park queues. very unserious. linktr.ee/matt.spx brighton, england Joined July 2020

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Matt @mattspx

23 hours ago

feeling very generous today, so, good morning to everyone and anyone

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Matt @mattspx

2 days ago

i’m the most confident in myself that i’ve ever been in my entire life and that feels so bloody good to say

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Matt @mattspx

3 days ago

i’ve deleted that app forever because what the fuck is a ‘haemorrhoid chaser’

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Matt @mattspx

3 days ago

just accidentally flashed my entire cocknballs to my elderly (very homophobic) neighbour 😚

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Matt @mattspx

4 days ago

i now have fifteen thousand adopted children, it’s getting to the point where you’re all going to have to accept that i might mix your names up but i love you all the same

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Matt @mattspx

4 days ago

you guys have got to stop hating people because the internet has told you to, do your own research, make your own opinions

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Matt @mattspx

4 days ago

i’ve recently started saying boyfriend instead of partner when speaking to companies etc on the phone and that’s big for me, it’s the little things

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Matt @mattspx

5 days ago

good morning and a happy monday to anyone who thinks i’m an intelligent handsome well rounded young man, anyone who doesn’t feel this way, i hope you have the most monday-like monday ever