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I used to write. Now I just read. TV Land Joined February 2011-
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when I get spicy ketchup
Staffer: Governor, we're getting a lot of blowback on this dog-murder story. Noem: Oh yeah? Probably time we go ahead and mention the horses.
she’s the albatross she is here to destroy you
dawn staley coaching minnie mouse is sending me lmaooo
fuck it here’s the harkonnen arena with the challengers score
He is not joking, buy your winter coats now
He is not joking, buy your winter coats now
NO KRISTI NOEM DONT DO IT
yt people doin the swag surf at halftime
yt people doin the swag surf at halftime
Who plays your parents in a biopic
Who plays your parents in a biopic https://t.co/X4bpIYCope
I do love this idea that protesting genocide is done “emotionally” which is a way of saying that people are being reactive and childish, and that the adult, reasonable thing is to have abstract conversations about the death of tens of thousands of people. Incredible framing.
I do love this idea that protesting genocide is done “emotionally” which is a way of saying that people are being reactive and childish, and that the adult, reasonable thing is to have abstract conversations about the death of tens of thousands of people. Incredible framing.
I bought a house because I was so sick of renting, but it turns out my landlord still sucks.
I love a real bitch, this is real beef, street shit, no guns, no police
I love a real bitch, this is real beef, street shit, no guns, no police
It’s always bedtime in our hearts, Elmo.
This is for sure one of these photos that this person's grandkid will post on neo-reddit in 50 years with the caption "my grandma at the 2024 student protests Edit: stop saying you'd bang my grandma"
This is for sure one of these photos that this person's grandkid will post on neo-reddit in 50 years with the caption "my grandma at the 2024 student protests Edit: stop saying you'd bang my grandma"
Tweets from 2003.
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31 Followers 118 FollowingTime to trot this one out here again I suppose!
Would love for Cleveland to at least perform respectably against Atlanta in sports, for “my mostly Auburn fans timeline” reasons.
I aspire to be as big of a hater about anything as Charles Barkley is towards the state of Texas
Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀
@marytylerpoor WHAT GOOD IS BEING MARRIED IF YOU CAN'T ROUGH DRAFT A TWEET TO YOUR PARTNER
@GuyFlint7 I saw the moment (right after he said it to me) that @GuyFlint7 decided to make this a tweet.
That’s what I wanna hear. Go show em, lad.
#Ravens have extended a rookie minicamp invite to @AuburnFootball OL Kam Stutts, per source. Two-year starter at RG in the SEC. 6-5, 323. @TropicalBowlUSA participant. @TheDraftNetwork Interview w/ @_BigHomieKam: thedraftnetwork.com/2024/03/08/kam…
@DanWolken It’s statements like these that make people unlikable. You make a comment about a subject you don’t understand, and when everyone explains it to you, you decide to deride them as being obtuse, not having an ounce of humility yourself.
Okay Dan is wrong unless he’s referencing the southbound I-20/75-85 connector, whose designer should be jailed forever
evergreen mood
YOU’RE WAY PRETTIER WHEN YOU SMILE. HEY. I SAID, YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE. I HAVE A PODCAST
Feels like a great time for this pitcher to throw one to the backstop
when I get spicy ketchup
Y'all got any more of them corners, @AuburnFootball?
If he’s not a Macy’s spokesman already… “I’ll take you there personally” 😂
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills. Covering this man is going to be a real treat. #BillsMafia @WKBW
Me: Marcell is uhh Both me and @marytylerpoor at the same time: Not. Swift.