Clay @martini_clay
Play more Zeppelin Yasistasass Joined September 2014-
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Being “laid off” for a month in 2020 was quite literally the best time of my life
Being “laid off” for a month in 2020 was quite literally the best time of my life
Having a sexual experience tonight (Seeing Spider-Man 2 in theaters)
How i’m trying to be this summer
I can't stop laughing at this image
ladies, I have arrived
I mean it when i say this was the best moment of my life
I mean it when i say this was the best moment of my life
Trash day is awesome. Get this crap out of here I don’t want it
Seinfeld is so good that you forget Jerry isn’t actually funny
Does anybody get slizzard anymore 😫
when u get hit with that wave of sadness but u gotta lock in
when u get hit with that wave of sadness but u gotta lock in
man we got enough joker movies already can batman fight Mr freeze again I like Mr freeze
I ugly cry at this shit
The main thing I got out of Dune Part 2 is that Paul is the good guy and the stuff he does is good
Girl: "how much do u love me?" Boy:"1..." Girl:"omg ur so mean I hate u!" *Girls commits suicide* *Boy visits girls grave* Boy:"...million" LIKE IF YOU CRIED
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this movie has a scene where happy tells peter he shouldnt try to be ironman and it immediately follows that scene up with peter making his suit (in ironmans jet mind you) while the ironman song plays in the background
There is absolutely nothing in this fucking movie that warrants the reactions it gets on this website and I will die on that hill.
smoked the weed that makes me feel like cardi b peacock
me literally every other week
Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself bit.ly/3KutALw
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
The Power Armor being practical is so sick.
gonna be riding the high of misweighed pork shoulder for a while
Need a boyfriend. One like and I’ll be your girlfriend.
@downbadcomment carrying a baby for 9 months just to name it norbert is insane
freaky аss angels
If you are about to watch pörn, remember all these angels are watching you.
Somewhere there’s a girl waiting for a Snapchat back from one of these dweebs. Pray for our lost sister
this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants
I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.
My oil painting of a PBJ & Champagne
when you’re third wheeling and they start to argue
would love to see the superbad ensemble in this situation
Netanyahu announces he has evidence that some 20,000 US students have been trained by Hamas in Iran over the last 90 days.
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