Mark Middleton @mark1em
Joined March 2010-
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Trying to watch the new @JackRyanMovie #ghostwar 30 minutes in. Don’t bother, sienna millers character has ruined it.
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@SW_Help I’d like to report a near miss at motspur park station tonight on the late running 21:23 towards dorking
Me: it’s date night. Can we take the paddle board home and bring it back in the morning? Waitress: erm, I’m not sure about that Mrs: you fucking idiot (to me)
I can’t believe worker Rudy actually threatened my children prior to going on the water ride at @watermouthcastle on our first visit ever #shitcustomerservice
Just used the escalator at Liverpool Street when some old bint elbowed me whilst I was walking passed. I’m sure it was an accident but She then had the cheek to ask me for an apology! Fuck off!
There’s a pregnant woman who has just got on the tube. What if I offer her my seat and she’s not pregnant🤔🤷🏽♂️
I had a dream about my Mrs last night. Was absolutely gutted this morning when I woke up and she looked like absolutely nothing like my dream Mrs.
@SW_Help please can you remove the woman working in the ticket office at wcp (14/12/24@1550) she completely ignored a passenger asking for help and was only interested in selling him a ticket that he had already purchased. She couldn’t even sell me the right ticket!!
@RandomTheGuy_ @juliethardt Wow, where can I get me one of her??? Hope he appreciates her
YESSSSSS got the awesome tube driver taking my train (06:40 Wimbledon-Edgware) his announcements really make my day @TfL #deservesabonus
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Parrots are among the smartest of all birds. They can communicate with a vocabulary of more than 500 human words and mimick several sounds. This is Cosmo immitating water noises.
@crystalski sadly I didn’t manage to catch the coach driver completing his paperwork on the move. I guess he knows how to multi task.
@crystalski The rep😂😂😂😂 all we got out of Becky was ‘sorry I can’t, I’ll go over my hours’
The district line driver on the 09:30 from Earls-court to Edgware is absolutely amazing. He made everyone smile with his PA announcements. Deserves recognition. @DistrictLine “#respect #doyourting”
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