Melissa @manchestermelly
Just your typical prototype Joined October 2016-
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WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ A woman at a gym in Florida fights off an attempted rapist. The attacker was arrested, and according to court documents, he admitted to police that he was intending to sexually assault her.
Lovely defending from Casemiro, and that glance afterwards was superb
Stay (I missed you) - Lisa Gloeb #ASongOrMovieForAnythingBig
Fake queen Dildo's latest fantasy claims. She's done all this and forgot to press record every single time? @QROMANAofCanada - When are you paying back all your followers who are having their utilities cut off and being evicted for non-payment after you conned them all?
Cabbage owners, pick up after your cabbages. 🤢
Cabbage owners, pick up after your cabbages. 🤢
Netflix is clearly sending coded messages. Prayers are Illuminati symbology. Of course. It was hidden in plain sight all along.
We Need To Talk About Kevin #MovieCharactersInFilmOrSong
What Happened To Wednesday? #MovieCharactersInFilmOrSong
Oh no, @Brad_Couper, Kaylabot's infecting and/or hacking other accounts now. She's already taken out Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Oh no, @Brad_Couper, Kaylabot's infecting and/or hacking other accounts now. She's already taken out Neil deGrasse Tyson.
This song's called "You forgot to bring me some seeds again".
Melissa retweeted
Saint Nicholas…definitely a Klingon! “Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!”
bLaTaNt OnE eYe sYmBoLoGy
I think the last word might have been a typo.
I think the last word might have been a typo.
Not exactly off the grid if it's on social media, is it? And that 5D reality bollocks is back again. 🙄
Have I been doing it wrong all this time? 🤔😂
Have I been doing it wrong all this time? 🤔😂
The Sommelier @StillZos
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The bad ass kicking n.. @atheist_bad
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Impiety @NoHolyScripture
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Robert Reed @RCReed40
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Dark Brenda (悲伤�.. @NuckChorris16
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Darwin @DLgodlessbitch
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Godfly🇭🇲 🇺�.. @Godfly__
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@GasMaNZ @mastodon.nz.. @GasmaNZ
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The bad ass kicking n.. @atheist_bad
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Godfly🇭🇲 🇺�.. @Godfly__
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Take That Darwin @TakeThatDarwin
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B Sharp @DoubleDumas
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MAGAtsAreStupid🦎 @flerfsareidiots
1K Followers 1K Following Just a gecko with an attitude and I troll woo peddling dolts and fascist politicians that I find on the twitters. I say fuck a lot. (he/him)
@GasMaNZ @mastodon.nz.. @GasmaNZ
6K Followers 6K Following Very Happy Husband of 34 yrs Father of 2 exemplary and awesome people. Retired anaesthetist. Atheist. Also at @[email protected] Boring old fart in training!
RenévelⒶtion 🇩�.. @Renevelation
11K Followers 1K Following Hi I'm René. - Godless Blasphemous Atheist from 🇩🇪 - Taken - #BlockedByKenHam - @werderbremen Fan - Potterhead - Wrestling fan - Follow me on Blue Sky!
Geeky Thiomargarita �.. @ThiomargaritaNA
5K Followers 4K Following Medical Microbiologist & Biochemist. Married to the love of my life. Atheist. 💕 science. If my language bothers you, leave
Paranoia Troubleshoot.. @PTroubleshooter
1K Followers 1K Following Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. -Carl Something. He/Him because I identify as a male, and pronouns trigger idiots
Elisha ben Abuyah @Elishabenabuya
14K Followers 11K Following Husband & Grandpa. Not a scholar. I was a religious Jew. Now I just enjoy the OT/Rabbinical texts as literature. No pointless DMs. I love good stories and art.
B. B. Wolf🇨🇦�.. @bbwolf2
3K Followers 5K Following Retired Touring, Recording Musician…too many guitars to stop..single panel cartoon illustrator…welder..coating expert..
🐼 𝔳𝔦𝔠𝔦.. @viciouspanda
3K Followers 3K Following 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝔊𝔲𝔯𝔲 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔲𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝖎𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣 𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔣 #MriyaReport ɷ
Permafrost @permafrostum
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Omega @SirSnufflington
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Marktech @Marktech
470 Followers 1K Following Let me have books about me that are fat. Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse. Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂�.. @Alvamiga
364 Followers 202 Following Earth-inhabiting biker! Being rude to me or blocking doesn't make you right! Doesn't mean I'm right, either, but at least stand behind your assertions! :)
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
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Paul @PaulSTEandM
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Mike Baldwin @Ralph_Hapschatt
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𝐉.𝐉.𝐅𝐮�.. @missus_gumby
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Aspecurian🟧 @aspecurian
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Prof. Sir Castic Mr M.. @DanTheBum
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AncientNightmare @AnctNightmare
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gCMG @gCMG_Obv
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BenoitG 🌎 @frudelik
221 Followers 587 Following « L’éducation est l'arme la plus puissante qu'on puisse utiliser pour changer le monde » Nelson Mandela un brin sarcastique Love FE
Toby Morton @tobymorton
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Gene J 💔 @genej101
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theSGM @theSGM78
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Tezcatlipoca @1Quetzalcoatl1
4K Followers 4K Following .....Against stupidity we are defenseless. Neither protests nor the use of force accomplish anything here...
Richard @SoulFireMage
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Ray Comfart @RayComfart
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GD. Gorman @GormanGd
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John 〓〓 ☮️ �.. @branchy79
135 Followers 293 Following Music lover, hippy, soul boy. I love the ocean and the surf.
BertieSlack 🌍🔭�.. @BertieSlack2
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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓷.. @TheUnvirgin
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X𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓼.. @OkamiHimeSeras
852 Followers 274 Following @HimeNekoMoon's dom, she is mine! I critique & comment on stupid tweets. Blocked by Ken, Greg, Joel, & Ray Comfort. formally known as Guardian Atheist. 🦋
/Charli @ Projekt Gai.. @42_gaia
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Tor Hansen @TorHansen18
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James Nite @JamesNite9
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Colossis against hate.. @Colossis2
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Paddy Gallagher @pad_gal
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Dawn Ripley @Ripley10Dawn
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𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓴𝔂 .. @Markshark26
30K Followers 17K Following My friends call me Sharky have a follow I don’t bite 🦈 Happy not snappy 😄Chelsea 💙 and Swansea city fan 🦢 loves 🍔🍺🎵⚽️🎮🪚 Leave a msg after the tweet …
Natural Snark @hessenjunge76
1K Followers 415 Following left and no longer patient with right wing posers or trolls. pro equal rights, anti hypocrisy
Stultus Solus @stoltussolus
592 Followers 2K Following Jason. Tall smarty pants. Sculptor, record collector, cat guy. Ex-DJ. Mid century modern furniture enthusiast. Music favs: post punk/ebm/dark wave
Karsten Konrad 📯 @ZaBong69
782 Followers 2K Following Data scientist by day. Computer person with interests in AI, logic, language, maths, computation, biology and statistics.
Trevor Valle ➡️ A.. @tattoosandbones
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Rémil Gresenbach @RGresenbach
210 Followers 379 Following The imaginary devil's advocate. Author & blogger, CEH gray hat, atheist, investor. A satirical critic of the fable phenomenon and its acidic doctrinaires.
Jim Broughton @jimmyb_love
176 Followers 379 Following Engineer, pedant, occasional competitor. Currently playing Bass guitar for @wearefinelines and Tech Wizard for @weareune, but don't take it out on them.
One day I will go bac.. @Elle_Capitan1
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Meghan 🩷💜💙| .. @thepursuinglife
11K Followers 5K Following she/her @thereafterpod cohost w/@cortlandcoffey, PNW🌲, agnostic, enneagram1, professor, BLM, feminist AF, bi🩷💜💙 #deconstruction, pro-therapy, runner🏃🏼♀️
'Murcan Politics @murcanpolitics
2K Followers 3K Following British, drummer, motorcyclist, polyatheist, anti-both wings, 🎖️RAF vet. Also on Threads and Tribel. GET VACCINATED! 💉💉💉💉
Grumpy Dad @cmaulsby
4K Followers 5K Following 🤙FOOD snob. Hot sauce fan Restaurateur, Space fan, avid reader, father, husband, fermenter . bread 🍞 baker, 2 decade transportation expert. Maulers Hot Sauces
@TakeThatDarwin Sam’s gonna hate this article! Haha logotv.com/news/se73by/ga…
“Has sir decided on a science to hate this evening?” “How’s your evolution?” “Very controversial, sir. And may I recommend a minority pairing? I think sir will enjoy being angry at trans people.” “Sounds excellent.” “Very good, sir. Oi! Chef! One usual at table eight!”
@manchestermelly @marybaphomet O i seen it. This user I follow tweets some lengthy poetry, I was confused a quick sec like "did they get rid of the character limit?!" But its just a subscriber benefit.
@manchestermelly At least they're inclusive...
@manchestermelly @Martijn05304132 Haven't they heard of Eratosthenes?
@Martijn05304132 The moment you provide the evidence:
@manchestermelly I wondered why I'd started rolling up one trouser leg and doing funny handshakes
Just finished watching all 3 series of #HappyValley Extraordinary television! Brilliantly written, extremely well shot & with excellent performances right across the board. Sarah Lancashire is an utter genius. She has it all! 🙌 To all who helped make this… I doff my cap. 👏👏
Nahhhhh @Cathy_Rosie @dimamynedd @SarahAndCo3 @manchestermelly @marybaphomet
@bikinatroll @manchestermelly Yes, true that. They got really irritated when I left the next day!
This motherfu******
I've never seen a flex like this... Look at what he does! 😌😩🤌🏿
Congratulations to Buster for claiming an impressive 112th place in this years Kennel Club Dog Agility Championships x.com/its_jessi_grac…
New rule: when responding to a tweet that’s more than six months old, you must pose as an eccentric time traveler.
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