Dr. Mags 𓅃 @maggie7may
She/her/we/us; Person Who Does the Thing; Keeping the Crisis Constructive and Productive; Optimized for iOS; Elven Magic User Northern Wetlands Joined May 2013-
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i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread
Im pretty sure water is 2/3 Hydrogen if you are counting atoms and 1/9 Hydrogen by weight 🤷♀️
Im pretty sure water is 2/3 Hydrogen if you are counting atoms and 1/9 Hydrogen by weight 🤷♀️
Springtime haiku: He is done thrusting, She tries to rise, he stomps her, Turkey sex is weird
Wow! Senator My Boo went all the way in on DeJoy When he started off with his, “Did you get my letter?,” line of questioning I knew, and DeJoy knew, it was going to be fire and flames 🔥
You're 25. You fantasize about quitting your job and selling all your shit and moving to SE Asia. You're 35. You fantasize about throwing away all your old mismatched Tupperware containers and replacing them with a matching set with all the same fucking lids.
Coach would probably appreciate your rating on this helpful note.
Coach would probably appreciate your rating on this helpful note. https://t.co/loT3WQpeMl
#breakingnew 🚨🚨Former Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorne who was tailgating me, just rear ended a FL State Trooper‼️ Im SHOOK 🤯😡😳 I was driving on i75S towards Miami in the left lane and this black tinted sports car was tailgating me relentlessly. I accelerated ahead…
Why be depressed when you could simply work on a little project while listening to a free audiobook from your local library with the Libby app?
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RX side effects youtube.com/shorts/eGhAlNn… via @YouTube This is a jam
@maggie7may I believe if I don't take these steps to connect us with each other, we will be left alone in the world that is to come, picked out individually, and suffer a terrible fate of total societal erasure and oblivion.
Wear eye protection and follow these eclipse safety tips!
Wear eye protection and follow these eclipse safety tips!
excited to report that tanzania is once again on some other shit
Day two of decarbonating this Mtn Dew. Gonna take a gravity reading later today, titrate with baking soda to reduce the pH (to neutralize the sodium benzoate and allow fermentation), add enough honey/sugar to hopefully get it into the 13-15% abv range, and add some wine yeast.
My cat's (13F) self esteem is suffering because Richard Nixon (111M) follows her around constantly, heckling and bodyshaming her to no end. How can I sort this out amicably? I care about both of them and don't want to alienate either party.
I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go.
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
182K Followers 111K Following Women's Rights Are Human Rights * She/Her * 4/20 #NoHumanIsIllegal #SlavaUkraini #BidenHarris2024 #CorruptSCOTUS #BLM #GunReform #LGBTQAlly #StopAsianHate
TPD @helloSnafu
2K Followers 989 Following #aTeam #beanCrew #goochcrew #flatmoon Member of Nigerian royalty. loved by @spookilysnafus ★★★ shitpost the world ㅤ
ᴍʟɴ ۞ ʟᴀᴡʏ.. @MyLawyerNinja
559 Followers 465 Following 1: an nimjeh, an lolyer, an cat, an #SETG, et al. 2: IANYL. 3: Bacon. 4: Proof ninjas & lawyers don't die. 5th: Plead. 6: Not troll. 7: Do awesome & live happy.
𝔇𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔞�.. @DevianceLe
1K Followers 1K Following h Discord/YT/TG/IG/Threads/Github: DevianceLe Tox: Ask #devianceart #devivid #devimusic ENFJ ♏ Now only matters
🥷🌻Duckie!🌻�.. @DuckieNinja
3K Followers 3K Following I am nowhere.... I am everywhere.… Lurk I do. 👀 Court Jester😈 Support Duck to the Stars, Hugs and 💜 for all. 🥰 Am I a Real Duck or is it Duck Parody? 😏
Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head
14K Followers 9K Following Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. Snopes confirmed.
Doc @DocAtCDI
58K Followers 58K Following Tweeting smiles Share them! Patreon: free longer content PG in the daylight discretion after dark https://t.co/Q2v9b1O4RS socials I'm on are all @DocAtCDI
Kali 🌻🍉 @sleeping_kali
5K Followers 5K Following twitter won't let me follow back right now, due to me following 5,000 accounts. I'll follow back when I'm allowed.
sage !! 🍉🏳️�.. @sage_garden_
71 Followers 246 Following i do art sometimes || they call me “black hole of suck” || 💚@retroxzeta 💚
Hoarder of Ball Lids�.. @ya_argh
428 Followers 2K Following Butlerian Jihad appreciator @lids.bsky.social
Jolie 🔞 @Jolie1099
3 Followers 492 Following Unfоrgеttаblе аllure that will leаve yоu craving fоr morе
Kylie 𓅅 @SparrowLucem
86 Followers 434 Following They/Xie 🏳️⚧️ | AuDHD 🌈 | 29 | #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 | Polyam/Pan/Aroace | BYU | Favela Communism ☭ | 18+ 🔞 MDNI
Cuttlefish 𓅃 @ggrreennnnnn
574 Followers 5K Following
Luke 𓅃 @taxesndeath
1K Followers 1K Following protect trans children | @wokesco1d for original thoughts
Renato Fatal I 🐉 $.. @RenatoFata77364
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P 🔻𓅃 @xpatrph
96 Followers 1K Following lurking account--usually set to private. Canadian Healthcare. #CovidIsAirborne truther. https://t.co/VORNjW4v7Y commentarian.
𓅃HowMuchCanAKoalaB.. @ScarlySteve
334 Followers 2K Following
✝️𓅄eternalmach.. @eternalmachines
223 Followers 683 Following munich agreement; sex negative; Abrahamism is Satanism; satirist; National Nihilist;jr journalist; "Sting"-style Tantric Kabbalist; american patriot; apolitical
🇵🇸 Honky Kong�.. @BladeofDahyun
695 Followers 1K Following 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐀𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 🥰 @jujutsukrillme
Wayne Reeder @WayneReeder
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🥪Iris - Please RT .. @Irisposting
915 Followers 1K Following Iris / they / CoE + VNs + Sound Horizon + KagePro / #MuteIrisNation / "Firing shots in the name of justice, declaring love we can only reminisce"
Bronder Eklonder @DerAmiTyp
36 Followers 159 Following
Beta HappyHolidays �.. @beta_hh
99 Followers 688 Following 22 he/him 🇦🇺 | I like undertale/deltarune ALOT
A Better Name Tomorro.. @echoesnrabbits
181 Followers 2K Following Truth is never pure and is rarely simple. - Oscar Wilde
Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr... @deephurting
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Malchira𒀭Division @SUPPORT5THGEN
1K Followers 2K Following @5thgeniw Non-state solutions for stateless societies. Open Source investigative Journalism. Chinchilla @bijiandzapata. https://t.co/uK2djKaKN3
Sam 𓆞𓆝 𓆟𓅓 @cataclysam
589 Followers 2K Following he/him - midlander - 🇵🇸 - @disambiguate.bsky.social
𓅓Emo Girl𓅓 @officialBicon
359 Followers 1K Following used to be DoubleDickedGod but i upgraded. she/her (allegedly).
Anaximixana 𓅫 @Anaximixana
200 Followers 406 Following
pretend 𓅇 mirrors .. @earthklaans
423 Followers 989 Following only looks good in memory | makes weird collage-composite images from various sources on my phone | art/photo/vidya/leftist/comedy | listen to @radiojonestown
Oklahoma Council of P.. @comradeanon420
723 Followers 705 Following Anti-Fascist Okie. they/he ~~ trans rights. all opinions and views are my own. advocate. land back. 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 ☭ ⩜⃝
“nonbinary fuss” .. @redDesertweirdo
394 Followers 1K Following student of Baba Yaga. a Living Ghost. all around cool guy
newman 𓅰 @th3dylanproject
404 Followers 477 Following 24 y/o Dog Daycare Receptionist Teaching Your Dog Marxism ☭. Bird Song Listener. Delusional A’s Fan. Plant Guy. #FREEPALESTINE🇵🇸 #ACAB
Mim B̴̏͋̅͂̽̿̇.. @MinimumBrink
296 Followers 550 Following B̴̸̷̷̷̡̢̧̧̹̫͕̜̠̗̟̫̤̟̺̜͚͎̼̟͖̞̫͚̦̼̲͈͈̬̞̪̯͎̟̰̰͙̳̯͇͇̣̪̫̰̺̘̝̏͋̅͂̽̿̇̆̀́̋̇̓͒͒́͑̃͑́̈́͋̋́̋͑͒̆́̃́͌̓͒̎͛͑̔̌͐̒̊̐́̄́̈́͂̿̓̓͂͗̿̔͊̀̈́̒̓͒̿̏͋̏̀́͂̔̄̊̇̏̿̓̽́́̄͋̈́́̚͘̕̚̚͘͘͘̚̚͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅ
Stop Casting Porosity.. @Brad_the_Impala
1K Followers 2K Following Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Mostly Finnish. Married AF. I love feeding people. No, I don't want to see your nudes.
Serrib𓅃 @Sirrawb
737 Followers 982 Following ML Space Cadet, Bad at Jiu-Jitsu and other things (he/him)
𓅯 my name is your .. @blleue
686 Followers 915 Following 𓅃 falcon mind virus. solidarity, love and rage. the absurd, the macabre, the cute af. knows for a fact that she's god. 𓅃
domestic perorist �.. @necronyancer
450 Followers 1K Following THE REALEST SHITTER | play video computer electronic games with me on steam if you hate yourself | https://t.co/10DXnJUl1K coming soon™
Yunkeroo 🦘🇦🇺.. @Yunkeroo
4K Followers 4K Following tv editor. world peace and happiness ☮️ Gen X. Biden/Harris 💯💙time for justice. Aussie thru and through ❤️
Katherine_Eleanor @Katherine_Elean
132 Followers 7K Following
Judd Legum @JuddLegum
570K Followers 1K Following I write Popular Information, an independent newsletter dedicated to accountability journalism. | [email protected] | Signal/Text: 202-599-7124 | DMs open
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes
476K Followers 3K Following Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
Covie @covie_93
139K Followers 50K Following "Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again" - Nelson Mandela Threads: covie_93 #FBR
⛧Doomsayer⛧ N̷a�.. @DoomsayerOfSin
1K Followers 672 Following Nontheistic Satanist #NazgulSec #UCMF #BREAKEVERYTHING FOLLOWED BY WWE WRESTLER SHOTZI TED NUGENT IS A COWARD Fucking GameStop.
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
182K Followers 111K Following Women's Rights Are Human Rights * She/Her * 4/20 #NoHumanIsIllegal #SlavaUkraini #BidenHarris2024 #CorruptSCOTUS #BLM #GunReform #LGBTQAlly #StopAsianHate
Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA
753K Followers 109K Following Guardian of Democracy - Born Thomas Elmer Addison Pain - July 4th, 1976
Barfy Ninja @MyBarfGreenimja
521 Followers 702 Following Leader of Anonymous every Wednesday 12p-12p MST
January 6th Committee @January6thCmte
735K Followers 9 Following Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, Chairman
Harry Litman @harrylitman
384K Followers 777 Following LATimes Sr Legal Affairs Columnist. Host & exec prod, @talkingfedspod. FCA Lawyer. Teach con law at UCSD& UCLA. Senior Fellow USC. Former US Atty, Dep Assis AG.
Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople
257K Followers 83 Following Toxic people suck, they are insidious & cause serious, long term damage in so many ways. Speak out against them loudly when you can. Malignant narcissists too.
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽.. @RachelBitecofer
172K Followers 23K Following Political strategist, national political analyst. Next Big Thing: Hit Em' Where It Hurts (Crown '24). #NegativePartisanship This twitter account kills fascism
TPD @helloSnafu
2K Followers 989 Following #aTeam #beanCrew #goochcrew #flatmoon Member of Nigerian royalty. loved by @spookilysnafus ★★★ shitpost the world ㅤ
ᴍʟɴ ۞ ʟᴀᴡʏ.. @MyLawyerNinja
559 Followers 465 Following 1: an nimjeh, an lolyer, an cat, an #SETG, et al. 2: IANYL. 3: Bacon. 4: Proof ninjas & lawyers don't die. 5th: Plead. 6: Not troll. 7: Do awesome & live happy.
BlackHatNanny @BlackHatNanny
1K Followers 626 Following Nanny to the DEFCON attendees | Tyrannical Anarchist Liberal | Garden Warrior | Pronoun: GMAFB/Golden God
𝔇𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔞�.. @DevianceLe
1K Followers 1K Following h Discord/YT/TG/IG/Threads/Github: DevianceLe Tox: Ask #devianceart #devivid #devimusic ENFJ ♏ Now only matters
🥷🌻Duckie!🌻�.. @DuckieNinja
3K Followers 3K Following I am nowhere.... I am everywhere.… Lurk I do. 👀 Court Jester😈 Support Duck to the Stars, Hugs and 💜 for all. 🥰 Am I a Real Duck or is it Duck Parody? 😏
emptywheel @emptywheel
337K Followers 6K Following Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security*** Legendary potty mouth*** Also at @[email protected] & @emptywheel.bsky.social 🗽🇪🇺
Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano
3.4M Followers 7K Following 💎 NOT PAYING FOR A BLUE CHECK MARK! Check out @sorrynotsorry @NoRA4USA Please follow my other account for career updates @AlyssaDotCom Text Me: (323)396-9923
Hoarder of Ball Lids�.. @ya_argh
428 Followers 2K Following Butlerian Jihad appreciator @lids.bsky.social
🫧 DJ Brownie @Marc_Brownstein
21K Followers 2K Following Founder @HeadCountOrg Bass @disco_biscuits #B4L 🌲👽🌲 Amateur Cultural Anthropologist 🫧😃
Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson
71K Followers 3K Following Comedian 🎤 Traveling Clown 🤡 Producer ⭐️ NYC 🗽Follow me on Tik Tok @jessicakirson Follow me on Instagram @jessykirson #alwaysbesilly
Lea Ypi @lea_ypi
49K Followers 999 Following Professor @LSEnews from 🇦🇱 in orderly transition to @leaypi.bsky.social
Controller of Substan.. @Alcoholist69
56 Followers 62 Following Predicting societal collapse since 69 BC. 🇺🇦 Cool guy that looks at explosions 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Ukraine is my city𝅘𝅥𝅮 #FreeNavalny #НетВойне
SaltineCanadian 𓅓 .. @aspy130
200 Followers 700 Following he/him dumb canadian leftist #hastwt #nefftwt
Star Walk @StarWalk
30K Followers 477 Following This is the official Twitter presence for Vito Technology, Inc. that developed the night sky app Star Walk! #GoStargazing with #StarWalk #AstronomyApp
Thrillhouse @MrSparkleFTW
144 Followers 524 Following
MrE (Tone Policed Edi.. @phasereturnmre
142 Followers 208 Following Steptoe coded bombscare. Father of the boy. Ambassador to Bearsden for The Peoples Republic of Maryhill.
ρꫝᦲꪀᗱꫝꪮ�.. @PH0N3HOM3
529 Followers 2K Following Æm the controller of the Cicadas Trillions of them Magician of: #SaeturnCube #R3V3RS3 #T1M3S1M Lover of CIA #MKUltraProgrammer (former) #F1CT10N0N (for you)
Pessimistic Persimmon @Kenneth33071904
3K Followers 2K Following Do not accept the obscene as normal.
P 🔻𓅃 @xpatrph
96 Followers 1K Following lurking account--usually set to private. Canadian Healthcare. #CovidIsAirborne truther. https://t.co/VORNjW4v7Y commentarian.
True Centrist Pod �.. @PodCentrist
228 Followers 314 Following Just 4 Friends against the world ;) Tweeter for the Famous Podcast Checkitout at youtube https://t.co/t86qU3IJi9 Email us at [email protected]
Just Some Fucker 𓅃.. @just_somefucker
3K Followers 1K Following (she/her) Antifascist. Just some fucker trying to make the world better. “Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.” I speak only for myself.
𓅬 @ZombieCheney
1K Followers 4K Following
Years of lead poisoni.. @UltrawokeMK
590 Followers 863 Following Miner for a heart of gold and all out of bubblegum. Manifesting the Malfunction of the Iron Dome. Hate stalker
𓅃HowMuchCanAKoalaB.. @ScarlySteve
334 Followers 2K Following
possum faerie 𓅇 �.. @i_am_remy_bot
1K Followers 2K Following anarchist, abolitionist, just a possum 🏳️⚧️
em @emofc_
979 Followers 4K Following 21 | she/her | $embishoff || || ✨words n thoughts @allmusicmondays ✨
Princely Problems �.. @Four_Loki
415 Followers 2K Following A six in Mirkwood but a ten everywhere else. He/they.
✝️𓅄eternalmach.. @eternalmachines
223 Followers 683 Following munich agreement; sex negative; Abrahamism is Satanism; satirist; National Nihilist;jr journalist; "Sting"-style Tantric Kabbalist; american patriot; apolitical
A LIL Mustard 𓅸 @underachievr
485 Followers 926 Following
lackcerebro 𓅃 @lackcerebro
173 Followers 327 Following
schrödinger's virus .. @peanutmedjool
2K Followers 5K Following born & raised in a red state. i miss the mountains & casseroles. i make television, not war. 🧷🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🧷 she/her #LGM⚾️
Ariel @Prolotario1
325K Followers 3K Following Facts & Conspiracy | Non-(Pay)triot | | N.O. B & R | Pro Gun-Pro Life-Pro Money | Infotainment | My 2 Cents | Comedy | Chess Player♟️| Simon Says Follow Me
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
177K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Hanz 𓅔 @HanzPow
966 Followers 598 Following From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be whole and free!
𓅓Emo Girl𓅓 @officialBicon
359 Followers 1K Following used to be DoubleDickedGod but i upgraded. she/her (allegedly).
David Hall (Hillbilly.. @HallHillbilly
469 Followers 677 Following Disabled Navy Veteran. Interested in Nature & the Paranormal, Books and my Laptop.
🎶 Apple Bottom jeans and the coat with the furrrr Robot raises arm, all the servos go “WHIRR”🎵
Dressed up my foster kitten like a cowboy in an attempt to get him adopted
Cooking YouTube: “this is what I make when I don’t feel like cooking, and it only takes about 30 minutes” 🙃
@FalconryFinance As someone who stores all his family heirlooms in pudding, I think this is great
It's lucky for Rudy that he'll be in a prison jumpsuit soon enough, the man has no idea how to dress
These the type of shoes 60 year old corvette owners drive
I’m cool with sober people. I’m not cool with them demanding that everyone be sober too. Don’t yuck my yum.
4. They did not call my hospital, as I cover in my 4th podcast. 5. They did not lie about their beard. I and you all were wrong to attack them for this. For all of this, I apologize.
I would like to apologize to Lucas Connor. 1. They didn't cause me any problem in San Francisco in February, 2023. 2. They did not rob my mother. She will confirm this. 3. Lucas Connor did not call the police on me at any time before October of last year. 4. Continued
@Westhoefen Nah math in general is cool as fuck and people that don’t understand why should be left in the dust.
@Westhoefen Math is a language and learning languages is very cool and fun especially the language that enables pretty much every scientific subject so no
would you guys judge me if I said the most fun I had learning in school was calculus
Thinking about when I did venue production and met Weird Al and Morrissey in the same month Can you guess which one was an asshole?
as I sit in my sun drenched apartment, in cozy socks, listening to greensky, sharing a wholesome breakfast with baby girl on the couch, pup at my feet, I realize this is the life I dreamed of. a simple life but fuck, do I have it all!!
I keep seeing mention of right wing maga hating t swift and football conspiracies but I’m not finding the actual content. can anyone share some links. need to catch up on chaos.
“I’ll get you adopted, Annie…” / “YOU NEED TO ADOPT ANNIE!”
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