Luke S @lucas16o
A horse is a bike that pedals itself he/him Joined September 2011-
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Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
RT if Joe Barry ruined your Christmas even tho the Packers still won
This special teams sucks. #analysis
Rich Bisaccia is the highest paid ST coordinator in the league
It’s time for the Packers to fire Joe Barry
Put the green balloon in at free safety
I’m going to give $10,377 to someone random who retweets this tweet. Will post proof! (must be following me so I can dm you if you win)
Not burrowhead its refereehead
🟩🟨 GIVEAWAY 🟩🟨 We’d love to hit 3,000 followers by kickoff! Prizes- 1. Signed Preston Smith jersey and GB hat 2. Signed Quay Walker jersey 3. Signed Keisean Nixon football We’ll be announcing the winners during Wednesday’s show! Each follow and RT is an entry to win.
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the State Map of Alaska! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.
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@samsneadmygod this is the worst comp I think I've ever seen
airport border officer asked me "do you think people are born self-interested" after I responded "going to an academic philosophy conference" to the question "where are you going"
One time the ER sec accidentally paged me instead of neurology. I let the resident present on & on about stuff like headaches & CSF, yada yada. Then I told her I was urology. She asked why I let her give her whole presentation I said I wanted to see if I could help I couldn’t.
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
“Stephen A, you don’t deserve this with us. You didn’t f*cking earn it…oh now you’re cheering for him?! You don’t get to do that sh*t…” - Knicks lifer and Commissioner of fandom, @sammorril celebrates the Knicks win by going directly after @stephenasmith 😂🔵🟠 📺…
(Showing up for a keynote) Oh you didn’t need to wear a tie, we’re pretty relaxed around here Me: My suit jacket is smooth and kind of shiny. Twitter fashion guy told me I have to.
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
One pesky problem that MLB umpires keep running into is that MLB games are filmed with cameras and broadcast to the public
More Hunter Wendelstedt: "Apparently what he said was there was a fan right above the dugout. This isn’t my first ejection. In the entirety of my career, I have never ejected a player or a manager for something a fan has said. I understand that’s going to be part of a story or…
professor x: whats your superpower ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
My baby got a letter in the mail today from my insurance deeming his NICU stay medically unnecessary and says we now owe $75k 😂😂😂😂 WHAT
was just stopped on the street by a guy who was in the middle of a debate and he asked me “excuse me miss— who is judy garlands daughter???” and girls when i tell you……it was like i lead my whole life just to finally get to this moment
This would have been a perfect Seinfeld clip with George Costanza being the fan that got the Yankees manager ejected
Volume up. Aaron Boone gets ejected in 1st inning, mics pick up everything between him and ump. Tremendous audio here.
TIP: Always stake your tent.
FedEx: We tried to deliver but no one was home. Me: I work from home. FedEx: We knocked and rang the bell. Me: My office is literally within 20 feet of the front door and goes nuts when someone comes to the door. FedEx: We'll try again tomorrow. Me: But you didn't try today
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