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I LOVE when he does this and I LOVE how mad it makes everyone there is NOTHING I love more in the world than kuzy technically following the rules of the shootout
I LOVE when he does this and I LOVE how mad it makes everyone there is NOTHING I love more in the world than kuzy technically following the rules of the shootout
seemed like a good day to bring this clip back.
this is so much worse than I had remembered. genuinely astonishing that of the hundreds of people who wrote, cast, filmed, and produced this not one single person went holy shit this is a really bad idea
this is so much worse than I had remembered. genuinely astonishing that of the hundreds of people who wrote, cast, filmed, and produced this not one single person went holy shit this is a really bad idea
Something noble about the Caps making the playoffs by accident and losing immediately. They're straight up with you: they don't want to do this
how does a nonbinary hockey player get a penalty? they slash them
the beautiful game
Anyone who is an enemy of the Washington capitals is my enemy. But the Washington capitals are also their own worst enemy. Therefore the capitals are my enemy. But if they are an enemy of an enemy then they are also my friend.
am I the only person in all of DC who has just never heard of foxtrot
am I the only person in all of DC who has just never heard of foxtrot
no I will not be posting my bracket (didn’t make one in time because I thought I had another day until games started because I forgot there are teams other than the caps)
Bell Centre welcomes Marie-Philip Poulin
i think abt this every time i hear anything about cutter gauthier
The capitals being the worst team in history to make the playoffs is actually the most washington capitals thing they could ever do
The Red Wings winning and then missing the playoffs because of a Caps empty netter in this scenario is absolutely happening right? Goofy shit like this would only happen to the Wings. This is my hell.
The Red Wings winning and then missing the playoffs because of a Caps empty netter in this scenario is absolutely happening right? Goofy shit like this would only happen to the Wings. This is my hell.
These better be the cutest WAG jackets in modern playoff history
#ALLCAPS HAHHAHA OVI
I've been doing too much caring about hockey lately. disgusted to be feeling nervous for tonight's game. nervous was supposed to be for climbing tall trees or exploring dark caves where a snake might bite you. and I am using it on the 2024 washington capitals
johtani 🍉 @notafan_jo
9K Followers 994 Following call me troy bolton the way i can’t shut up about sports and art
xavier @dicnowder
3K Followers 712 Following bad graphic designer and even worse tweeter / dm for business inquiries
former wild card spot.. @OVECHKlN
6K Followers 873 Following @capitals @lfc | various other incoherent ramblings
Dave (SPORT MODE) @HockeyEnjoyer
4K Followers 390 Following sports illustrator/designer and guy generally yelling about hockey and f1 🏒 🏎 im also @mxgicdave 🤙 accepting new work! thoughts are my own
mol 🧸 @molfully
2K Followers 532 Following 27 - she/her | hockey, baseball, music, and general ramblings
katie @itsmitchmarney
9K Followers 887 Following just a random Leafs fan || still not Mitch Marner or affiliated with the Leafs at all, obviously || she/her || 90’s kid || keep your stick on the ice
Riley ! @male_coded
2K Followers 956 Following pleasant but clueless priv: @thissucksm8 she/they with a sprinkle of dudebro
big william specialis.. @avslegend
2K Followers 482 Following fizz 🇬🇧, leafs/gritty, sometimes ⚽️ and 🏎, she/her, 22, just never shuts up, number 1 gary bettman hater
ziggy @malkinmoth
2K Followers 871 Following living germ & hockey enjoyer #hockeygerm | em71 | they/she | tk luvr
iman @nazzykadri
3K Followers 996 Following blm. leafs. nazem kadri is a stanley cup champion. mitch marner and william nylander defense attorney.
🩵Ashlynn🩵 @alrightyleafs
37 Followers 439 Following Leafs hockey : Colorado Hockey : Niners Football
Trevor @TreLow0315
237 Followers 291 Following I am a lucky and proud Christian✝️. I also love sports especially hockey, tennis and WVU sports. Trying to learn Polish as well! Favorite athlete is Iga Świątek
tyler robichaud @tyler_robichaud
98 Followers 200 Following
rK0m3r4Ndy @rK0m3r4Ndy2
25 Followers 240 Following Okay... I can explain. LET ME TALK TO YA! #RKOMeRandy 🐍❤️🔥🙌💯
Barry @nixonsdouble
719 Followers 2K Following Licensed Professional Counselor. Lover of Pop Culture, Sports, Family (not in this order) Red Sox, Celtics, Redskins, Capitals, Cornhuskers, Nationals
alanah🫶🏼 @icehockeynewbie
28 Followers 241 Following ice hockey newbie who has no idea how they got here but is down for the ride🤭
Chani Aliyah-CA @Ckaprizovjarvis
24 Followers 451 Following 🏒.🏎️. bracelet maker. love Kaprizov❤️MN Wild❤️💚. Canes❤️🖤. Yes I’m named after the chick from dune. ex wag. divorced at 23🙃 love Busch❤️
not sammy 🏳️�.. @totallyn0tsammy
124 Followers 763 Following trans queer • pacers colts fever cubs nhl • wrestling • motorsports • geek • gamer • urbanist • dsa leftist • food
flip 🦅 @flippyszn
27 Followers 112 Following 19 | 🇺🇸 | Certified ball knower. Sports spam posts and other intrusive thoughts of @Flipoutszn. #ALLCAPS #RiseUp #GoBlue 〽️ #ODU 🦁
Charlotte @Charlot5012103
34 Followers 329 Following I am who I am, your approval isn't needed. I don't look back unless it's a good view. I act like a lady, but think like a boss.
Treatment for your so.. @thienbao3
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Joseph @schenn4jvr
5 Followers 43 Following 25, dumbass, sens, perpetual commenter former @capnabdelkader on a permaban lmao
Carl Payne Jr🙂. Be.. @SMCCRAWLER
241 Followers 1K Following BETEGRAL Christian Child. Christian X (Formerly Twitter). Twitter | X. [email protected] |RESUME|. [email protected]. [email protected].
Uninformed Takes Abou.. @utahhockeytakes
9 Followers 336 Following U.T.A.H. Thoughts and opinions about Utah hockey from an uninformed lifelong fan
۟ @81dkota
33 Followers 137 Following just a girl who likes sports hockey + women basketball. @theringeneral
Hannah Szymanski @SzymanskiHannah
1K Followers 872 Following mn born, ma bred. goalie hug addict. taylor swift devotee. star wars nerd. woman in stem. vodka lemonade connoisseur. bruins mediacaster @PSF_App she/her
sarah cutts @sarahcu63838351
28 Followers 1K Following
chroniclesofhockey @chroniclehockey
141 Followers 310 Following Chronicling hockey jerseys throughout history.
Charlie Isaacs @CharlesJIsaacs
2K Followers 2K Following Attorney for Chi's Community Comm'n for Public Safety & Accountability. Fmr tenant rights lawyer. Fmr env'l justice organizer. #ADHD / Neurodiv. Opinions my own
Two Guys Hockey Talk @hockey_two
382 Followers 2K Following Who doesn't love hockey? The fast paced game where anything is possible. We love it, and want to talk about it non-stop. We love the trades, the plays, the high
John p schott @schott_john
2K Followers 5K Following Just here to have fun and make friends and i dont dm also works at a convenice store that sells it all I don't dm but I'll let my wife answer u
MissMaybe @MaybeLander
20 Followers 142 Following Hockey, hiking, and sucking the marrow out of life.
Carrie Belangia @Carrie_Belangia
187 Followers 321 Following I'm a Poshmark Ambassador & Mercari Reseller. I sell new and preloved clothing, home goods, and much more.
JW @jeanno_beanno
6 Followers 195 Following Back on this hellsite for the NHL playoffs only. Flyers gonna Flyera
Torso @Torso896423
228 Followers 4K Following
piss and vinegar in y.. @pixiliciious
13 Followers 245 Following she/her | minor habs + stars on the side habs kids, stars finnish mafia and tkachuk enjoyer
Ebrima Bah @EbrimaBah147282
258 Followers 7K Following
LT @chirpsinthebarn
41 Followers 78 Following
x - jo @stromecoded
50 Followers 91 Following dylan strome’s #1 fan | caps/rangers/bc eagles | yankees | niners | mclaren | 🔻@jonyhawkprosk8r
Carolina Vasquez @Carolin31217041
9 Followers 384 Following
howdy 🤠 ⎕ @radwizardzar
24 Followers 321 Following manifesting djour dates soon | well known hockey enjoyer | 👑🐧⭐️
x - sly 🕺 @pogicedes
2K Followers 1K Following mostly i tweet about 🚴🏒🏎 🏉🏈⚽️ - 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇫🇷🇮🇪 20. siempre gino
JoJo @Jo83541929536Jo
2 Followers 25 Following
William Hare @WillHare26
1K Followers 3K Following Kansasan. 2022 Billy Micheal student leadership award recipient, Steelers , Penguins, Pirates, Yankees, and Wichita Thunder “If you can’t win don’t play”
Lillian Chaparro @ChaparroLi85647
129 Followers 1K Following
magpie (400s seats en.. @fakehockeyliker
9 Followers 52 Following i met ovechkin once when i was 3. hockey side account. i love pain and misery (#ALLCAPS ) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉 any pronouns
Nathan Strauss @NathanPStrauss
4K Followers 2K Following broadcaster @umassathletics, north london forever, glue guy. love the game and it will love you back
Amelie @Amelieharryyyyy
76 Followers 1K Following
hannah @sportsyapping
41 Followers 202 Following nhl, nfl, f1, etc… welcome to my uninformed opinions and such // 20! // american, unfortunately. // uni student
johtani 🍉 @notafan_jo
9K Followers 994 Following call me troy bolton the way i can’t shut up about sports and art
maybe: sasha @goalietaps
3K Followers 182 Following i support hockey players’ rights to hold hands // phi + njd + nsh + ott + everyone else // she/her // 27 // making hockey creative again one poem at a time
mio the witch @flyerswitch
7K Followers 413 Following she / her | illustrator + graphic designer who loves sport, nature & magic ✈️ 🇸🇪🎨 🏒🏳️🌈 | [email protected] | available for freelance + commissions
xavier @dicnowder
3K Followers 712 Following bad graphic designer and even worse tweeter / dm for business inquiries
former wild card spot.. @OVECHKlN
6K Followers 873 Following @capitals @lfc | various other incoherent ramblings
Dave (SPORT MODE) @HockeyEnjoyer
4K Followers 390 Following sports illustrator/designer and guy generally yelling about hockey and f1 🏒 🏎 im also @mxgicdave 🤙 accepting new work! thoughts are my own
mol 🧸 @molfully
2K Followers 532 Following 27 - she/her | hockey, baseball, music, and general ramblings
katie @itsmitchmarney
9K Followers 887 Following just a random Leafs fan || still not Mitch Marner or affiliated with the Leafs at all, obviously || she/her || 90’s kid || keep your stick on the ice
Riley ! @male_coded
2K Followers 956 Following pleasant but clueless priv: @thissucksm8 she/they with a sprinkle of dudebro
ziggy @malkinmoth
2K Followers 871 Following living germ & hockey enjoyer #hockeygerm | em71 | they/she | tk luvr
Bl💞ck B@rbies @The_Only_Barbie
9K Followers 93 Following 💖Pro-likeminded BW only 💖 ✨@BW_Elite_ is my main backups @Barbie_Elite & @just_barbie_ 💓💝This page is for BW positive promotion💝& BW victim advocacy 💖💓💕
Nathan Strauss @NathanPStrauss
4K Followers 2K Following broadcaster @umassathletics, north london forever, glue guy. love the game and it will love you back
🏳️⚧️Graph.. @GraphCrimes
112K Followers 527 Following Graph High Crimes & Misdemeanors | Moderate amounts of shitposting | She/her | GraphCrimes (at) Gmail for business stuff
USA Hockey @usahockey
398K Followers 1K Following The National Governing Body of Ice Hockey in the United States. #USAHockey
z - Dallas Stars @DallasStars
1.1M Followers 788 Following we like to have fun here. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ round 1: stars vs golden knights 🗓️ game 5: 5.1 ⏰ 6:30pm ct 📺 bally sports southwest 📻 the ticket
あーく @ARC_draws
94K Followers 2K Following 厄尔/ Illust & fanart. I mainly draw Pokemon. You can contact me in DMs or ✉️[email protected]. Eng/ 中文 /※日本語勉強中ので、もし間違いがあったらよろしくお願いします🙏/ AI🚫 搬运🚫/
False Knees @FalseKnees
217K Followers 287 Following bird/human hybrid. comic and art prints available here: https://t.co/JjBHw76iut
riri ୨୧⸆⸉ @swiftscuderia
2K Followers 4K Following happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way 💌 | blackhawks + panthers 🏒 | tayriana stan 🎀 | intj ✮ | free palestine !! ✧˖°.
graf @graphenjoyer
24 Followers 35 Following
Natural Phenom STEVE @srbrown70
1K Followers 609 Following Lover of heatmaps, cars, tractors, and music. He/him
Hannah Lock @hannahlock
21K Followers 12K Following Illustrator. Chaotic Egg. Clients include: Intercom, NYT, the Brontë Parsonage Museum, WePresent, Mother Jones and others. Represented by How Do You Do Agency
Jess Castellanos @jessgomezzz
10K Followers 357 Following Obviously on Twitter for the baseball highlights.
Dr Amy Kavanagh @BlondeHistorian
58K Followers 6K Following Blind activist, freelancer, gamer & history PhD. Guided by @GuideDogAva She/her #JustAskDontGrab
teddy blueger appreci.. @jokerkinnie7
1K Followers 630 Following 19 | #sidneycrosby : my boobs are as big as my love of hockey
Dan Wuori @DanWuori
149K Followers 19K Following Dan Wuori, Ph.D. | Author, The Daycare Myth: What We Get Wrong About Early Care and Education (and What We Should Do About It) coming Sept. 2024 from @TCPress
Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet
24K Followers 2K Following cartoonist for the New Yorker and the Globe & Mail! writer everywhere! commissions closed! she her
Kyle Bland @blandalytics
3K Followers 617 Following Trying to make analytics a little less boring. Dir. of Data Analytics & Research @PitcherList
Taylor Baird @taylordbaird
4K Followers 1K Following ⭐️https://t.co/wyDAlaXaZO | Managing Editor at Defending Big D. [email protected] My opinions are my own and are not affiliated with any entity.
a prednisone hate acc.. @vvictorman_uel
10K Followers 5K Following that (formerly) homeless trans kid. 25. queer. aspec. german. latino. charrúa. jewish. disabled. EDS & co. ADHD & autism. he/him. 💉 7.11.17 | 🔪 1.3.19
Jessica Brand @JessicaDBrand
5K Followers 5K Following Sports bookmaker. @baseball_ref Brand Ambassador. Prev @MLBNetwork, @NHLNetwork. Love @AlabamaFTBL film. @ImmaculateGrid Rarity Score creator. Opinions mine.
SwingGraphs @SwingGraphs
4K Followers 388 Following Proprietary Vertical Bat Angle (VBA) Data. Swing Path Scores of MLB & MiLB Hitters | @QuantTee | Researcher, Author - Quantitative Hitting.
Jeff Marek @JeffMarek
238K Followers 5K Following Host - The Jeff Marek Show + 32 Thoughts: The Podcast. IG: jeffmarekhockey
Baltimore Orioles @Orioles
876K Followers 131 Following The official Twitter account of the Baltimore Orioles.
James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer
261K Followers 22 Following (HIM/HIM) For inquiries: [email protected]
Would it dong? @would_it_dong
211K Followers 1 Following In how many parks would that hit have donged? //venmo.com/u/Daniel-Morse…
Home Run Report @homerunreport
51K Followers 1 Following Hi. It's us, @MLB. This bot uses Statcast data to track baseball trajectories & let you know everything you need about home runs. Tweets at end of half innings.
Pokémon Wearing Spor.. @JaysToucannon
39K Followers 2 Following Pokémon w hats, jerseys, etc. from various sports franchises. i dont know why. DM for requests (& updates on requests) Archive in pinned. by @DapperGamelord
m 🧚🏼♀️ @spelunky_
5K Followers 420 Following lizard enthusiast, hockey enjoyer, tweet deleter, nate bastian defender, & abuser of jester’s privilege / (not sarah nurse)
mitch marner daily @everydaymitchy
716 Followers 0 Following just your daily dose of mitchell marner.
Sydney Esiason Martin @sydneyemartin
46K Followers 563 Following New York gal - formerly: Sports Illustrated's @SI_Wire, https://t.co/r4LARacGMm, NY Jets and now I tweet about mom stuff and nonsense - Boston College '14
NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball
440K Followers 568 Following The official account of NCAA DI Baseball and the Men's College World Series. #NCAABaseball x #MCWS
Toronto Six 🏆 @TheTorontoSix
16K Followers 376 Following 2023 Isobel Cup Champions || @PHF || #GotYourSix🍁
Grant Brisbee @GrantBrisbee
59K Followers 1K Following For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow @mystupidrecords. For my eventual home, go to @grantbrisbee.bsky.social
bri @snoopyfornorris
369 Followers 361 Following rookie defender and goalie enjoyer. 🏒rangers, occasional sabres/leafs, frequent mitch marner +🏎️16/44/63/81. she/her
Anderson Comas @comas_anderson
12K Followers 5 Following 🇩🇴 Soñar No Cuesta Nada… ig @andersoncomas10 - Profesional Baseball Player ⚾️ 🪬
Man-Games Lost NHL @ManGamesLostNHL
4K Followers 258 Following How injured is YOUR team? Providing NHL injury analytics and visualizations to 22 NHL teams. Nathan Currier PhD and https://t.co/54rqdVSGhJ.Love it
@GraphCrimes here's a graph that kinda looks like a cat
Tonight’s game has been delayed due to a bee colony forming on the protective netting behind home plate.
@dietgothbf hahaha OWNED them (idk how to draw gore)
all of these AI generated gotchas for the NHL playoffs r just the “nice try unfortunately ive depicted you as the soyjak and me as the chad” bit but unironically
I’d have paid cash money for an iso cam on Patrick Roy for that. Dude probably had to be restrained.
the sheer speed of playoff hockey is incredible
the sheer speed of playoff hockey is incredible
do u guys not have a voice in your head that's like "does this make sense?"
Tkachuk played Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final with a broken sternum. Leafs better win tonight or Matthews is going to face serious criticism (Unless his mystery ailment is serious) One thing you don't want is the "Run it back again, not everyone was healthy" excuse.
My goat
Seeing people learn about all 700 of the Rays mascots has been fun
was thinking about this moment today. two close friends who have been through it all as teammates, who deserve to end their careers on their own terms but can't. they gave us fans everything.
osh making it REAL dusty in here
A friend of mine took her dog to the Mariners Bark in the Park thing and inadvertently made a great meme for Seattle baseball fans
mine is underwater caving
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
seemed like a good day to bring this clip back.
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Congrats to my Dad. As of tonight, he has seen the Pirates play in all 30 of the current 30 MLB stadiums.
Someone pointed out that SkateRay is doing a Stalefish Grab. Genius.
Watch the crowd. The dude wearing the #89 jersey in white gets hype for the first hit & then immediately wants a penalty for the second one 😭
Still the dumbest field dimension change I have ever seen, they got so tired of “Gleyber Torres” that they did this dumb shit
found it quick
Who has the meme that’s ESPN labeling everything on a powerplay
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