jm @pkmerch
canes are my trophy wife with an hourglass figure and three kids. flyers are my discord kitten who recently exploded themself on accident any 🏳️🌈 Joined February 2024-
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@ canes i have prior engagements so i will not be able to check the score until 4pm. do NOT disappoint me. you will ruin my entire day.
This is so unfair. It should be the flyers getting swept by the canes today.
okay well i guess i need a new intro catchphrase. boys, the plan is simple
94 of my moots say this embiid guy is like jesus, and 6 of you hate him. sports are so divisive
the beast inside of me needed a name and the psychologists decided to name it autism
the beast inside of me needed a name and the psychologists decided to name it autism
i’m gonna become exclusively a sidgeno stan. all sid does is shoot puck and all geno does is like pegging porn on twitter. unproblematic queens 😍
i remember starkly where i was when ME! came out. sitting at my oboe teacher’s kitchen table, eating peach cobbler, nicking my hands while making double reeds, secretly putting in my earbuds to listen to it. core memory. can’t believe it’s been half a decade
i remember starkly where i was when ME! came out. sitting at my oboe teacher’s kitchen table, eating peach cobbler, nicking my hands while making double reeds, secretly putting in my earbuds to listen to it. core memory. can’t believe it’s been half a decade
canesmin is actually so fucking funny all the time
qrt if you see pronouns : any height : 5'4.45 shoe size : 10 zodiac sign : virgo smoke : once to master technique tattoos : 0 piercings : 6 fav color : dark green fav drink : green tea celsius
qrt if you see pronouns : any height : 5'4.45 shoe size : 10 zodiac sign : virgo smoke : once to master technique tattoos : 0 piercings : 6 fav color : dark green fav drink : green tea celsius
are we as hockeytwt ready to talk about guilt by association… cuz a lot of your favs are/were best friends with racists, rapists, and the like. y’all love to ignore how that could redound badly on them
why this purported nolpat burner sound exactly like my brother? is this just a common breed of man? i didn’t know the particular flavor of scumbaggery extended beyond national borders
i lasted six hours which is longer than all of you men out there. most of you would fold in this situation
i lasted six hours which is longer than all of you men out there. most of you would fold in this situation
yeah im back what about it mfers?
i’m leaving twitter until the canes playoff run concludes (yes really goodbye everyone)
chat is this racism
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984 Followers 762 Following The Caniac Sessions Podcast | Hosted by: @M_Griff10 & @ABCaniacSession | Proud member of: THPN @hockeypodnet | #CauseChaosGetting eyes on Kolosov for the first time now. He is backing up Cal Petersen for the Phantoms game tonight. He is definitely on the smaller side but moves like a hovercraft on his knees.
he’s pocket sized,, put him next to fedotov u wanna see somethin
Getting eyes on Kolosov for the first time now. He is backing up Cal Petersen for the Phantoms game tonight. He is definitely on the smaller side but moves like a hovercraft on his knees.
whats crazy is that i thought the stars were gonna win it all
Chances going into Saturday moneypuck.com/predictions.htm
“Shut the fuck up… I’ll fucking kill you” ??? Avs have a fun team… mysterious arrests, screaming and blaming each other, all while Nate is shoving veggies down your throat…
These are just the leafs ones but better executed and with a bit more detail
it's because y'all kept saying sweep. this is y'all's fault
@pkmerch • how i read your @: pee k merch • celeb i associate u with: idk😓 • you’re my: oomf • your nickname in my head: n/a • do i see u a lot on my tl: sometimes • color i associate with u: black
@pkmerch • how i read your @: “p-k merch” • celeb i associate u with: no one in specific • you’re my: mutual ! • your nickname in my head: none • do i see u a lot on my tl: a bit ! • color i associate with u: red
do they seriously think they can beat the rangers like this? or any other team? playing as badly as they did? dont make me laugh. we wont even make it past the second round