LorellaB @lorellab

Lawyer. First-Born. Glutton. Know-It-All. Nutellaphile. Canadian Expat. Houston, TX Joined September 2008

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LorellaB @lorellab

2 months ago

@astro_reid DROP THE COOKIE RECIPE WISEMANS

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3 months ago

@jaybronious Nester definitely had the reflex to object.

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@pberard @Noles31BB Just seems like murdering spouse defendants have never watched a trial. Or Dateline. Or Forensic Files. The fact that I *have* is nothing to worry about. (For instance, this post would definitely be featured in my trial and it would be a big deal on the day it was introduced.)

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LorellaB @lorellab

3 months ago

Has a spouse murderer ever considered googling like “happily married anniversary gifts” “best hubby ever mug” “surprising my beloved hubby with a vacation” instead of “can you still collect life insurance if you’re in prison” or “how to dispose of wife parts”? #KouriRichinsTrial

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LorellaB @lorellab

4 months ago

@cathyrusson Who, Ben Stiller?

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5 months ago

@mattlanza Have the HOU airports made any announcements regarding flights scheduled to arrive Sunday afternoon/evening?

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LorellaB @lorellab

7 months ago

@ChrisKindaReads The sheer number of books, movies and tv shows that wouldn’t exist if not for Jane Austen inventing the “ok so they hate each other at first” story line. She’s the 🐐

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LorellaB @lorellab

7 months ago

@ChrisKindaReads Nope, you figured her out.

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2 years ago

@RickLenzie It was *inject* bleach, to be fair.

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2 years ago

@RonFilipkowski Big Four Seasons Total Landscaping energy

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2 years ago

@LaCivitaC And what if you’re delivering your message from a garbage truck?

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2 years ago

@tammygolden It’s hard to understand them when their mouths are full.

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2 years ago

@brokeymcpoverty But there’s no wrestlers!

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2 years ago

@tltown2019 @ScottJenningsKY Here’s the RNC speaker (who spoke on behalf of your orange hero) that made you *so* giddy on live national tv. You should be so proud, “brother”. Please watch this a few times before speaking on anyone or anything remotely regarding the DNC. And then be quiet.

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LorellaB @lorellab

2 years ago

@ScottJenningsKY I guess the DNC speakers had more to say than Hulk Hogan & Kid Rock. Stay mad.

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2 years ago

@bgmasters Like say, maybe if your wife (wives, actually) (and mistresses) can’t trust you, neither can the nation? If you can’t be true to your wife (wives) you can’t be true to anyone? Is that what you mean?

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LorellaB @lorellab

2 years ago

@THP_hospital Hi Trillium can you explain why you have people knocking on seniors’ doors asking for donations to your oncology department?? And also not taking no for an answer? Is that where we are in Ontario? Maybe try hitting up @fordnation before preying on Ontario seniors.

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LorellaB @lorellab

2 years ago

@derecho_series @ProjectEND @23CupChamps Wind isn’t what causes Houston’s frequent badly flooded roads - just rain. And this spring there were so many old busted water mains that huge areas of the city had low water pressure.

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LorellaB @lorellab

2 years ago

@derecho_series @23CupChamps There are still Houstonians without power and Houston streets flood causing damage after just about every heavy rainfall. I wouldn’t use Texas as the shining example for the rest of the class here…