Lonz @lollypop6241
plays too much league of legends and spends too much time watching YouTube drama England, UK Joined March 2013-
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So #Epstein had been arrested. #Ghislaine has now been arrested. WHERE IS PRINCE ANDREW'S INVESTIGATION? After so many witnesses have come forward saying they've seen him with underage Virginia Roberts and photo evidence of him with her. Why aren't there protests?
I think when Tom Hanks doesn’t die, everyone is gonna chill.
I met such a wonderful dog named Scooby today and her amazing owner. He was telling us how his dog got him through 2 heart attacks and open heart surgery. He’s had her for 15 years and is now trying to give his dog the most amazing years of her life. 😭 So touching. ❤️
im really sad cause my parents got chinese yesterday and the dude was so happy to see us cause we're regulars there, he told my stepdad "we've been very low on sales lately, but we recognized your order and gave you more rangoon and egg rolls, please be safe out there"
“Schools are closing? Where do I send my children?” “How do I afford healthcare?” “I can’t afford to take off work!” “I don’t have guarenteed housing if I leave school!” The issues the virus is causing are literally everything progressives have been trying to fix for years.
Me: Everything in the world is canceled. I can finally get some writing done. Narrator: He did not get any writing done.
Just saw a lady lower her car window and chuck a banana skin onto the road. It’s turned into some Mario Kart style bedlam out here now.
This triggers so much with me. And it's sickening to see people promoting it with incorrect information
Government review of people getting a criminal record for not buying a TV licence marks the end of the road for the licence. People under the age of 25 don't watch TV and wont buy it.
A powerful description disputing the myths surrounding sexual violence. Please let's stop #victimblaming and start to dispel these myths. Let's speak the truth! Rapists rape because of power and control. #ItsNotOk to blame other influences. #HearMyVoice #BreakTheSilence
Artists be like: my wrist hurts so bad :( Anyway here's 24 drawings of the thing I'm currently hyperfixating on
Unbeknownst to me, @johnkrasinski was sitting across from me on my flight earlier today, and sent me this DM:
Unbeknownst to me, @johnkrasinski was sitting across from me on my flight earlier today, and sent me this DM: https://t.co/5jFDl7ZrWB
I was sat in the cinema about to watch 1917 and the person next to me asked their friend what year the movie was set in
Well Eltons face didn’t melt off guys. Good news
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COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on
I think when Tom Hanks doesn’t die, everyone is gonna chill.
I met such a wonderful dog named Scooby today and her amazing owner. He was telling us how his dog got him through 2 heart attacks and open heart surgery. He’s had her for 15 years and is now trying to give his dog the most amazing years of her life. 😭 So touching. ❤️
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
5-year-old: How many days until my birthday? Me: It's still months away. 5: But how many days? Me: I don't know. A lot. 5: I can't plan like this.
i- uh.... 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 gotta tell you something... 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 i think ur really cute
Ok so I’ve totally been shit talking tik tok and making fun of it acting like I’m too old/wise to stoop— BUT now that I’m into it I have SO MANY IDEAS. Mostly poking fun of things but am actually having...fun? lol I did the same thing before I started a twitter and here we are...
Been surrounded by some of the most beautiful nature I’ve ever seen the past few days yet the world seems like such a dark place full of fear right now... 🖤🌴 I know it’s a scary time but remember sometimes things get worse before they get better. we can get through this 💚
Me: Everything in the world is canceled. I can finally get some writing done. Narrator: He did not get any writing done.
The only hand sanitiser I could find is ‘vanilla buttercream’ scented which is unhelpful as now all I want to do is lick my hands
I just wanted to say this before anyone gets upset that I’m ‘not taking it seriously’. I AM, it’s scary, but I choose to fight fear with laughter and comedy.
Next WTF NEWS will be largely focused on the Corona virus and sort of the WTF stories that have come out from it - but I want to say here and now I MAKE JOKES to make light of a dark situation, it’s always how I’ve coped with this poopy world.
7-year-old: Why is everyone buying toilet paper? Me: The Corona virus. 7: Are they going to tp its house?
@heyqueenregina @neonfiona I'm all good with intermittent fasting but seriously what the fuck.
@neonfiona @abb3rz07 I fast but I would never, ever go without water or promote it to others. Humans can go long periods without eating if they have sufficient body fat to use as fuel but going without water is absolutely absurd and can have damaging effects on the body. This is irresponsible.
@neonfiona I don't think the eating disordered people creating those accounts realise what they're doing. When you've got an ED your judgement on what is considered normal is way way warped. Back when I had an ED I thought anyone that ate more than 500 cals was a glutton 🙄
@neonfiona Dry fasting? What the hell? My spouse does intermittent fasting but the difference is he is downing water all day and he still eats his normal amt of food at night when he breaks the fast. This is so so unhealthy