Alia DeSantis @littlelulu34
Modern day William Snakespeare 🐍 Joined June 2010-
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Got my bedspread back from the dry cleaners just in time to eat a burrito in bed.
I was 12 when my dad told me about the birds and the murder hornets. I didn’t have sex until I was 34.
Thank you so much!! 🙏🏻❤️
AHHH!! ❤️🥰🥳✨
Happy Halloween for God's lonely man. #taxidriver #robertdeniro #deniro #martinscorsese #jodiefoster #halloween #doppelgänger #youtalkintome #travisbickle #thisishalloween #trickortreat
I'll straight up wear canary yellow around a baby and baby blue around a canary I really don't give a shit anymore.
Today is “National Love People Day”. Don’t be a dick. youtu.be/I0spFY1I2NQ
Change is happening. This is only the beginning. Thank you @GretaThunberg for opening everyone’s eyes and being the fearless leader we so desperately needed. #FridaysForFuture #ClimateStrike ❤️
It took me a year to grow out my bangs, and this tweet to grow a unibrow.
Woke up early today so I could do my laundry & run errands. Have I left my house yet? No. Have I’ve been doing a Robert De Niro impersonation to myself in the mirror for 20 minutes? Yes.
🎶 Hot town summer in the city🎶 🎶Smells like B.O., subway rides are shitty 🎶
These past few months ive been paying more attention to webseries and ive been shown some gems: @Boombats2017 @TokensOnCall and more recently @runningwithvi !! Go watch these great stories and support all these these smart, diverse, bad ass artists! #Webseries
Me before leaving the house: Phone ✅ Wallet ✅ Keys ✅ Existential Dread ✅ Political Anger ✅ Social Anxiety ✅ Grudges I’ve been holding for 7 years ✅ It’s going to be a good day.
I’m actually 17 snakes in an oversized trench coat.
2nite @BadDogTheatre 11:00pm catch the Fathers Day special edition of #BOOZECLUES blogto.com/events/booze-c… I'll be making a rare live appearance..especially at that hour.
Booze Clues bit.ly/2Lh5c1R come on out this Sat night 11:00pm at #BadDogTheatre and watch me make a fool of myself.
No one: Absolutely no one: Principal at my graduation: Olia DeSantos
🚨ICE Raids are expected to start on Sunday in: - Miami - Atlanta - Chicago - Baltimore - Denver - Houston - Los Angeles - New Orleans - New York City, - San Francisco If you are in any of these cities, please share this info 📢 #ProtectEachOther #Protejamonos
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no matter the year, circumstance, or strifes everyday you're alive is a blessing. make the most of today and every day you are given. tomorrow is not promised
I’ve been watching the Toronto City Council meeting all day and you should be too if you care about #DefundThePolice - you’ll learn who’s on which side. A LOT of nice words but we got snakes in the grass. Wong-Tam, Matlow, Cressy, Perks and Layton have our backs.
Women in comedy shouldn’t constantly have to play the mind game of “did I earn this bc I’m talented or does the guy running it just wanna fuck me?”
Society: you have to work for a living it’s gonna fucking SUCK Me: ugh alright fine just assign me a job Society: beg for it 😈 Me: what?? Society: beg for the job Me: I thought this was mandatory?? Society: shut the fuck up and tell me about a time you overcame an obstacle
Just a reminder to be careful if you leave the house because there’s a disease out there that’s relentlessly taking innocent lives. also there’s a coronavirus pandemic.
I was 12 when my dad told me about the birds and the murder hornets. I didn’t have sex until I was 34.
I’m very upset seeing people at beaches. In my hometown. Do you all not realize the severity of this? I would love to go to the beach. I haven’t left my home for over 2 months. Because I get science. Stay home.
@OfficialJLD Well luckily you’re still inspiring to the rest of us.
tinder in toronto is a guy pretending he won’t ruin YOUR life and tinder in thunder bay is a guy PROUD that he already ruined his. 27 years old and lookin like fckn present day Steve Buscemi jesus christ
"Sorry folks, parks closed. The moose out front should have told you."
Congrats on the @lafilmfestivals selection @littlelulu34 and team! 👏👏👏 #ElPaycho #Filmmaking 🎬🎥
My daughter @littlelulu34 wrote and directed a #shortfilm called #elpaycho and it made the #official selection at the @lafilmfestivals Congrats to all involved.
My daughter @littlelulu34 wrote and directed a #shortfilm called #elpaycho and it made the #official selection at the @lafilmfestivals Congrats to all involved.
So worth hanging out with my amazing friend and coworker Madison on this Saturday evening. Had a good laugh while attending Booze Clues at @BadDogTheatre and got to see another friend. Thanks for the laughs as always @littlelulu34. #saturday #improv #comedy #laugh #haha
ALWAYS such a joy to meet the artists behind my fave films/shws/webseries! This here is @tonester14 , creator/writer/actor of @Boombats2017 and tonight i saw him perform on stage in Glam Mothers! Bravo Tony! #Pepe #Glammothers #theatre 🎭🎬🎥👍
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