lauralane @lauralane
journalist, author of the books Cinderella & The Glass Ceiling + This Is Why You're Single, comedy writer, retired podcaster @thisiswhythepod lauralane.com New York Joined December 2008-
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"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, especially since the plane has an engine failure." By @lauralane thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-sign-up…
New humor piece for all the credit cardless fools: “Please Sign Up For Our Inflight Airline Credit Card Offer” by @lauralane thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-sign-up…
“The plant food looks like a packet of cocaine, but we promise you it’s most likely not.” In @newyorkerhumor, some tips on how to care for your new floral arrangement. nyer.cm/kbFLo6l
Wrote a new humor piece for @NewYorker called "How to Care for Your New Floral Arrangement." .... no one will ever buy me flowers again after this one. newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
“I’ve been lucky to have had an inside view of Daphne’s relationship, which she talks about to millions of strangers every week on our podcast.” nyer.cm/3q9QwYT
Gave a few wedding speeches last year that inspired this latest humor piece up on @NewYorker! Wedding Speech for My Podcast Co-host newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
I’ve clearly been going to too many appointments lately. New humor piece up on @newyorkerhumor
I’ve clearly been going to too many appointments lately. New humor piece up on @newyorkerhumor
If you’re 10 minutes late—I mean, geez, talk about rude! What, were you raised by salamanders? (They perceive time more slowly.) nyer.cm/ueBsnRZ
Wrote this piece in the latest issue!
Meet DALL-E, a new artificial-intelligence program that creates original art of its own, in any style, based on written prompts. (Bonus points if you can get the joke in the name, which is a portmanteau.) nyer.cm/bPiZh1v
How can you be sure the name you choose for your child is good? There are experts for that. nyer.cm/pjWYet4
“We are selling the upstate property that we purchased a year into the pandemic, when we freaked out and overpaid for a shack in the woods.” nyer.cm/7b8ITeP
Bought an upstate house, wrote a humor piece @NewYorker: Listing for the Upstate Home We Bought During the Pandemic newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
This was a fun one to write! For Sale: Baby Names, Lightly Used newyorker.com/magazine/2022/… via @NewYorker
Wrote this piece while simultaneously breastfeeding my own newborn. Grateful to the women for sharing their experience.
Wrote this piece while simultaneously breastfeeding my own newborn. Grateful to the women for sharing their experience.
How do you have a baby on tour? Inside the pain, sacrifice, and triumph of motherhood in music — a relentless industry that discourages time off and asks female artists to tour while 38 weeks pregnant. rol.st/3ytaHiT
My Williamsburg moms group is the best thing to happen to my maternity leave
My Williamsburg moms group is the best thing to happen to my maternity leave
Wrote about the enviable upstate weekend of designer and @CHANEL guru Robert Fuller for @timesunion: timesunion.com/hudsonvalley/m…
New episode! This week, we welcome @AlexiPappas, an award-winning writer, filmmaker, and Olympic athlete who wrote the new book Bravey: Chasing Dreams, Befriending Pain, and Other Big Ideas. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thi…
RIP @thepitnyc. This theater changed my life. I met lifelong friends, wrote a lot of very bad and occasionally good sketches, wrote a show that became my first book and got proposed to on stage. Hope to see you in the next life!
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"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, especially since the plane has an engine failure." By @lauralane thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-sign-up…
"Please Don't Snort The Plant Food" is the working title of my autobiography
“The plant food looks like a packet of cocaine, but we promise you it’s most likely not.” In @newyorkerhumor, some tips on how to care for your new floral arrangement. nyer.cm/kbFLo6l
@NewYorker @NewYorkerhumor Brilliantly funny 😄 sadly so true 😔
“The plant food looks like a packet of cocaine, but we promise you it’s most likely not.” In @newyorkerhumor, some tips on how to care for your new floral arrangement. nyer.cm/kbFLo6l
“I’ve been lucky to have had an inside view of Daphne’s relationship, which she talks about to millions of strangers every week on our podcast.” nyer.cm/3q9QwYT
If you’re 10 minutes late—I mean, geez, talk about rude! What, were you raised by salamanders? (They perceive time more slowly.) nyer.cm/ueBsnRZ
BLUEY HIVE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watching colorful Fireworks tonight? Thank a Chemist. As well as Aluminum, Barium, Calcium, Chlorine, Copper, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Sodium, & Strontium.
New Yorkers have seen all kinds of unspeakable things in the city's waters. Until recently, most hadn't seen dolphins. on.wsj.com/3ylO4yC
Meet DALL-E, a new artificial-intelligence program that creates original art of its own, in any style, based on written prompts. (Bonus points if you can get the joke in the name, which is a portmanteau.) nyer.cm/bPiZh1v
The abortion pill is now the most powerful tool available to the estimated 33 million Americans whose reproductive autonomy the Dobbs decision attempts to negate. nyer.cm/QGZFsH1
Workshops/residencies: I gather via Twitter osmosis that the best/reputable ones are Sewanee, Tin House, Bread Loaf, Kenyon, Hedgebrook, MacDowell. Any others worth applying to next year? Help a non-MFA out!!
How can you be sure the name you choose for your child is good? There are experts for that. nyer.cm/pjWYet4
This week’s cover, “Virtual Reality,” by @abstractsunday. #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/datLq6K
“We are selling the upstate property that we purchased a year into the pandemic, when we freaked out and overpaid for a shack in the woods.” nyer.cm/7b8ITeP
Staying up late to finish this absolute stunner of a novel by @nikkierlick was a highlight in the “reasons I lost sleep” category of pandemic memories. All the more memorable with @liz_stein now in the mix!
I’m so grateful to @hicindyuh and so excited to work with @liz_stein and @WmMorrowBooks!
@RollingStone extra points for the headline and the nod to James Joyce...
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