Lady Law Enforcement Officer @ladycopLEO
Anon Lady Cop. Venting those frustrations. Just doing what's best for those who don't know better. Joined April 2021-
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The amount of petty in this office rivals a high school girls locker room. I am both amazed and disturbed by it.
Sometimes, I think I work with idiots. Other times, I know I work with idiots.
I would like to see an additional 2+ days of PTO nationwide so officers can take off if they're having a bad day. People always seem to sense a bad day and make it so much worse.
Got some grown men up to some shady fuckery on here...
Get a text from a buddy on duty after I've left. "Can I call?" then immediately after I pick up "I'm sorry in advance"... THEN WHY'D YOU CALL. Call someone else!
Might have hopped on the crypto-coaster at the right time! Fingers crossed.
Crypto is WILD right now. Who's playing and what are you playing with? I'm hearing BTC and ETH.
Know what's super cool... Time off you can't use. Can't take extra hours in OT because your comp bank isn't full. But can never use comp because we're short staffed so I don't want comp... 🙄
Spent all of Police Week dodging doughnuts and still feeling sluggish. What sorcery is this!
On #coptwitter, there are some fuckin tryhard dummies...
Sometimes you just have to meet terrible, garbage people to realize how "not that bad" life is. Godspeed, idiots. Hope you step on a lego.
Someones ends a conversation with how he *knows* what it's like to be a cop in fuck-all nowhere, with zero law enforcement experience anywhere.
"He hits you, therefore he is trash." Sometimes people need a hype man who just tells them basic information they already know.
New to twitter but... I've heard about y'all.
Buckeye @BuckeyeStateCop
4K Followers 2K Following Running on coffee and donuts. Passion for food, sports, and travel. An attempted intellectual. Detroit Urban Survival Training graduate. Cheese connoisseur.Sgt Ed, Mayberry Midn.. @sgted99
2K Followers 1K Following Midnight Patrol Supervisor in a small town. USAF SP K9 Vet. Beer nerd. The best music was made between 79-89! I like your dog! 50% LE stuff, 50% Faryn pics.County Dispatch @County_Dispatch
824 Followers 363 Following 911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShiftMomma Rook. @Old_Rookie_
3K Followers 501 Following The patrol car chronicles of an ancient already salty rookie that turned into an FTO and squad leader. I’m classy, sassy and highly smartassy.Bogtrotter @OneTimeinSoCal
3K Followers 2K Following Retired Cop from the 👈 Coast 🚔. Red Sox. NASCAR. Army. Patriot. ☝️A. ✌️A. Happily Married. Here for laughs and new beer drinking buddies 🍺Granny Gail 3 @GrannyGail31
15K Followers 9K Following Proud Momma of Ret. Officer Jill (Live PD), Ret. Officer (and Army Vet) Michael, and Ret. Capt. (SWAT Commander/and Army Vet) TJ - BACK THE BLUE #teamironwillRural5-0 @Shawshankcan
1K Followers 232 Following just a small town cop. Gonna have to deal with the typos. no going back now.Spatch @shitshowspatch
863 Followers 383 Following Hateful, but in a nice way, ya know? Handling your emergencies, “emergencies” and bullshit on the daily.Beach City Cop @VBStrong_67
4K Followers 3K Following Father, Marine Corps vet, cop in a city by a beach. Opinions are mine and my own. #TeamIronWill - Si Vis Pacem, Para BellumJP @J__P__P0P0
223 Followers 432 Following Tweets are Rorschachian: what you see reveals more about you than the tweet itself. Most likes are for bookmarking only. ⚾🏒🥍 dad, 👮♂.Mic @passthemic911
289 Followers 431 Following PSA: 911 ≠ 411 Google it. #lam911 Opinions are solely my own.MontyD @HDMonty2
2K Followers 4K Following Just a girl trying to make it in the worst run city in the Country. Politically homeless. I speak sarcasm for a living.Noah @Noah78105841
235 Followers 657 FollowingArrest My Vest @ArrestMyVest
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361 Followers 2K Following Enable law enforcement officers & their families to share their voices through stories and articles * Family Donation listings.Forever Police @ForeverPolice1
2K Followers 3K Following Stay informed on law enforcement updates. Our police website welcomes contributions & collaborations. Direct message us to learn more.DR00769 @DR00769
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212 Followers 2K Following do u 👀👄✍️ with the ☕🚬..tho?.. 🍄🎇🌫️👣!..(bcuz 💫God gets ✨higher on His own suppliers!)🗺️ ❣️🏚️ @ boo radley's👻doin spooky bitch work for nothing 🔥💦rusti @rustilyn
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2 Followers 50 FollowingAng Roundtree @ropeincolts1
40 Followers 216 Following cop, night shift is my game, horseman, ranch work lover, and generally like animals better than people...Sara Hull Getz @getz_sara
179 Followers 4K FollowingOShtImBout2Twitt @MezzMezzrow76
425 Followers 3K Following •🇺🇸🪖Served 18D, USA🚁• 🚒Retired LEO,Firefighter 🚑 Paramedic 🩺👨🏻🚒Rescue Squad 🧯• 🥸🤣🤓 Humor is my Persona 🤪😆😜 🚔***My Profile 📱🐥 My Tweets***🚓1stSGT Dave H..MSP @TomHann77641786
407 Followers 2K Following A State Trooper in Midwest..I FTO and instruct Scuba mainly PSD ..on 30 years so far..Ex USN..also instruct Wounded Warrior SCUBA all on my dime 😁 MAGA🇺🇸🌈Police Officer Mom @aredinge11
169 Followers 579 Following Proud Mom of a police officer! Blue lives matter! Appreciate the job they do each and every day! Keep America safe again!👮♂️🚔🚓👮♂️HaveAGreatDay @MarkeB808
110 Followers 5K Followingcory @cory_hoover
420 Followers 3K Following Husker, Creighton, NASCAR, Indy car, v8 super cars, f1 Spurs,Rangers fan and a 1 of a kind guyTNFred @TN_Fred
253 Followers 1K FollowingShea @MY_LIFE_N_BLUE
5 Followers 26 FollowingJoe OConnell @JFOConnell6
308 Followers 3K Following Married to my best friend 3 great daughters & son in laws. Grandkids x4 Blue Lives Matter My opinions only don’t reflect any organization I am a member ofBrandon Gladmon @brandon_gladmon
291 Followers 1K Following GA born & raised, Veteran, Preacher, Law Enforcement Officer, Night Owl, BBQ lover. Investor. Jeremiah 20:11, Isaiah 54:17, Proverbs 27:17Hyperfocus @Hyperfocus
1K Followers 3K Following LEO, Adj Criminology/Crim Justice Professor, Cert Crime Analyst/Police Instructor/Cognitive Behavioral Training Instr, Evidence-based research advocate🏳️⚧️Savan.. @carolinaayers78
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31 Followers 265 FollowingK-9 Patriot @MZannitto
360 Followers 498 Following Been there done that, but yet very humbled to have survived the many things I have seen in my life. Now I give back to those who struggle in silence.Mrs Robinson @SenoraRobinson6
152 Followers 412 Following Blue career. Still out there fighting the good fight...heavy heart. 💙💯 Gary Boshears �.. @GaryBoshears
4K Followers 3K Following Dad of 3 awesome kids. MPA & LCC grad. Law Enforcement Executive. Fitness addict. Spartan Racer. Opinions are my own. 💯Club #backtheblue #Saints #HookEm 🤘Celestial @Celesti91692443
1 Followers 255 FollowingEloise Wysocki @EloiseWysocki_1
90 Followers 133 Following Creator, anti-human trafficking, anti-sex trafficking, former sous chef to a 'celebrity chef' and former model in NY, now aspiring to help others1st Source Defense, L.. @source_defense
159 Followers 1K Following We serve communities and law enforcement agencies alike by creating educational based programs.Ocean Desjardins @Ocean_STC
39 Followers 173 Following 911 Communications/QA Evaluator/CTO/LGBTQIA Awareness EducatorMorgan Hill @hillm83
1 Followers 11 FollowingBad Weather Ben🏈�.. @BenKlinger1
517 Followers 3K Following husband. father of 2 boys. Minnesota Sports Fan. Emergency Manager. Mayor. blessed are the peacemakersSierra D @sierradyer04
75 Followers 415 Following Just a normal girl with a big heart❤️ Hopefully a Future Officer👮🏻♀️❤️Brian Gillette @BKGillette01
35 Followers 978 Following__ @disfattbidge323
246 Followers 4K FollowingC 9103 @codys9905
137 Followers 710 FollowingMichele Peabody @michele_peabody
859 Followers 4K Following Bad Ass Mom/Grammy,Live by humor,I sing badly, support ALL LEOs & FIRST RESPONDERS. NOT here for a long time, just here for a GOOD TIME!Dragons_tear @Dragons_hair
10 Followers 221 FollowingDispatchMess @DispatchMess
2K Followers 685 Following 911 Dispatcher, CIT and Hostage Negotiator. Yes my boss knows about my Twitter. No they don't care. 🚨🚁🚓🚑🚒🚨Buckeye @BuckeyeStateCop
4K Followers 2K Following Running on coffee and donuts. Passion for food, sports, and travel. An attempted intellectual. Detroit Urban Survival Training graduate. Cheese connoisseur.Sgt Ed, Mayberry Midn.. @sgted99
2K Followers 1K Following Midnight Patrol Supervisor in a small town. USAF SP K9 Vet. Beer nerd. The best music was made between 79-89! I like your dog! 50% LE stuff, 50% Faryn pics.County Dispatch @County_Dispatch
824 Followers 363 Following 911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShiftTaser Kid @AlwaysARookie
2K Followers 164 FollowingTheGayDispatcher🏳�.. @GayDispatcher
12K Followers 2K Following 911 dispatcher. Voice of #ShitTGDSays. Pro-Police. Aviation nerd. King of typos #TeamGay #IAm911 #GoCubs #NotFamous Views are my own & don’t reflect my employerMidwestFiveOh @midwestfiveoh
1K Followers 280 Following Female Cop and Firefighter 👮🏼♀️👩🏼🚒 all thoughts are my ownMomma Rook. @Old_Rookie_
3K Followers 501 Following The patrol car chronicles of an ancient already salty rookie that turned into an FTO and squad leader. I’m classy, sassy and highly smartassy.Armed Hall Monitor. @Beskar125
452 Followers 2K Following State Monopoly on Violence Appreciator. ShitLib.Bogtrotter @OneTimeinSoCal
3K Followers 2K Following Retired Cop from the 👈 Coast 🚔. Red Sox. NASCAR. Army. Patriot. ☝️A. ✌️A. Happily Married. Here for laughs and new beer drinking buddies 🍺Rookie City Det. Serg.. @RookieCityCop
14K Followers 1K Following Forever a Rookie. Detective Sergeant working towards a better world. Millennial. Iraq War Vet. Poker Player. Cancer Survivor. Trauma Survivor. #ShibaInuRural5-0 @Shawshankcan
1K Followers 232 Following just a small town cop. Gonna have to deal with the typos. no going back now.Matt @mgshilling
2K Followers 2K Following Loves to hang out with friends and family. I make it awkward. All my opinions are my own or I stole them from you. Is @Nurse5103 's husband.Not-So-Rookie Female .. @rookcop92
651 Followers 88 Following 3+ years on. Big philly sports fan. Do I need to write “opinions are my own” here? #TellMyFamilyILoveThemP.O. Potatoes @PO_Potatoes
13K Followers 704 Following Former Chicago cop, now I fight crime elsewhere | Looking for new perspective | Just here to give perspective and build bridges | R/Ts are not endorsementsSpatch @shitshowspatch
863 Followers 383 Following Hateful, but in a nice way, ya know? Handling your emergencies, “emergencies” and bullshit on the daily.JP @J__P__P0P0
223 Followers 432 Following Tweets are Rorschachian: what you see reveals more about you than the tweet itself. Most likes are for bookmarking only. ⚾🏒🥍 dad, 👮♂.The Cat From Greece @acatfromgreece
14K Followers 12K Following ...joined the police. Pig in a wig: full time criminal barrister, part time response cop. Once described as 'quite personable'.Angel L Maysonet🇵�.. @bigricanman
37K Followers 11K Following RETIRED NYPD Detective/JTTF TFO. Corporate Security Manager. No one hates a bad cop more than a good cop. @NYPD48PCT alumni. #BlueLivesMatter #BackTheBlueVoltaires Revenge @VoltairesRvenge
241 Followers 896 Following Thought criminal. Common sense is not so common. Views are my own. Mildly retarded, don’t listen to me.MNDonut @MNdonut5oh
444 Followers 590 Following A retired MN cop tired of the “didn’t do” attitude trying to educate y’all. I like all the donuts and am a weekend cat whisperer. #BigMadSgt Stowell @VVUSDPDsgt
3K Followers 1K Following Police Sergeant at the Val Verde Unified School District Police Department. This account is not monitored 24/7. If you have an emergency please Dial 911.Lt. Neal Bonacci @OPDLtBonacci
2K Followers 1K Following 13 year veteran of the Omaha PD. Public Information Office / Chaplain Liaison. Account not monitored 24/7.Pete Malloy @valley_law
670 Followers 321 Following Cop, Veteran, motorcycle and pup enthusiast. Opinions are mine, not reflections of blah blahRyk @OfficerRyker
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2K Followers 619 Following I am not here nor there. Just give me a laser and a tree to hide behind.Deputy Deadlifts @DeputyDeadlift
345 Followers 343 Following Millennial cop who loves Starbucks, TikTok, and CrossFit.Cop E Kat @KGeorgivna
30 Followers 100 Following OTJ 26 yrs keeping the peace Proud Momma of 2 beautiful girls Communication is always your best defenseMeredith 💙🐾 @Love4PoliceDogs
14K Followers 1K Following K9 liaison. Advocating & fundraising for K9s. I post a lot of my local K9 teams—K9 vids/pics are my own unless noted otherwise *VIEWS ARE MINE* 2 help K9s 🔗⬇️Rookie Tree Cop @raccoon_ranger
719 Followers 401 Following Just doing cop shit in the great outdoors 👮♀️🏕 Occasionally funny. All opinions are my own.Chief @TexasChief1
7K Followers 4K Following RET USN SCPO. SWT GRAD,No DMs. Personal Account. Opinions are my own. LEMIT Class #56/National Speaker#faith#family#friends#soccerlife🛡️Rist @RistActual
339 Followers 176 Following I’m a cop. I play games. And do TikTok stuff: https://t.co/7OzkHR0Nkn. 10% off Dubby Energy with code: RISTACTUALProtecting the Blue @protectingblue
14K Followers 11K Following Protecting the Blue is a nonprofit organization that gives lucky challenge coins to officers. Thank you for what you do and be careful out there!Ohio Five-0 @OhioFive0
2K Followers 2K Following Deputy/Medic...Made out of Bourbon and Poor Choices. *Be Nice... untill it's time Not to be Nice*CovidCop @Ronasfinestcop
611 Followers 212 Following I started being a cop in 2020 what more do you need to know.... other than my tweets are my own and do not reflect my dept.Professor_357 @Prof_357
1K Followers 844 Following Citizen. Officer. Professor. Opinions not representative of any affiliated employers or orgs, & may be intentionally provocative to engage students/audience.Hieronymus Bosch @The_Private_I
491 Followers 2K Following Private Eye. Retired Cincinnati PD Homicide Detective. Detective featured on @AETV show The First 48. 9th Dan BB in Song Moo Kwan TKD. Pronouns: Fuck/Off/TwatMartin Preib's Crooke.. @thewatch42
4K Followers 5K Following Writer, Retired Chicago Police Officer... "Listen! I will be honest with you, I do not offer the old smooth prizes, but offer rough new prizes.." Walt WhitmanRocks For LEOs➖💙.. @RocksForLEOs
8K Followers 6K Following We're a family (not an organization) that supports Law Enforcement. We hand paint rocks for LEOs to show our appreciation & thanks.💙🇺🇲🦅 #RavensFlockMarc The Cop @MarcDacop
319 Followers 628 Following Retired Sergeant- I’m a comic, Officer Wellness podcaster- Back the Blue , America and God!💙On Patrol Live Fa.. @FansofLivePd
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3K Followers 3K Following Tweets about outdoors, guns, fishing, boats, farming, and whatever else catches my attention.Front _Towards_Enemy @KondrasB
281 Followers 516 Following Husband, father, Red Sox, Steelers, Penn State, softball dad, LEO Patrol Sgt. Army VetBrandon Herrera @TheAKGuy
394K Followers 440 Following Congressional Candidate (R TX-23) Business Owner, YouTuber, Constitutionalist, Second Amendment Absolutist, VERY Politically Incorrect.Shenanigans @ShenanigansFL
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20K Followers 155 Followingthinblueline4women @ThinBluLn4Women
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2K Followers 46 Following Xennial(?) trying my hand at this cop twitter thing; been sitting in a front row seat to the best show on Earth for ten years. Way too dry and fluent in sarcasmRookie_Detective @City_Rookie
1K Followers 357 Following 🍻 I basically just post memes 🗿 Everything posted does reflect my department 👮🏻♀️🇺🇸🚔Nightshift Cop @CopNightshift
720 Followers 211 Following Rolling hot on the night shift; fueled by coffee, donuts, and Mt Dew; f-bombs and sarcasm are my own, not my department’sOfficer Zip @OfcrZip
7K Followers 2K Following🖤 @h_flowerrr
2K Followers 820 Following ✨ Guinea pig mum, caffeine connoisseur and notorious veggie. 🌿 All views are my own.Sergeant Canada 🇨�.. @canadacop1
971 Followers 531 Following Fighting crime in the north | Believer in humanity.....for now | I have terrible penmanship | tweets are mine, memes are stolen@hillm83 Morgan, as a follow-up, here is a link to a thread from a few weeks ago ... I strongly urge you to follow ALL these great accounts: x.com/michelle_furlo… @TwoFox15 @AnonLadyCop @ladycopLEO @thecoffeecop @PaladinShow @CndnSheepdog @OkkiPepernoot @KerryA_ @sgtbetsysmith
What advice would you give to a female rookie officer? #AskTwoFox15 @Akjr471 @TwoFox15 @AnonLadyCop @ladycopLEO @thecoffeecop @PaladinShow @CndnSheepdog @OkkiPepernoot @JaneMoneypenny @KerryA_ @sgtbetsysmith
@ladycopLEO Sad part is that high school locker room is an upgrade from the depts with middle school drama
GUYS. I have officially completed the highest certification available for Hostage Negotiation in the country. 🥳 I’m still in denial. 😱
Congrats to Joey Chestnut on the 76 wieners. There’s only a couple other guys I know that can gobble wieners better than you and that’s @officerdaddo and @BeanTownCop
No but everyone has a crush on me
How many of you are with agencies where it’s standard to have an AED in all patrol vehicles?
So our CAD recently changed its codes for people. “D” used to mean Driver. Now it means deceased. The amount of people I’ve killed in calls lately is legendary.
You ever have too many hobbies that you hardly give enough attention to already but really want to learn more hobbies?
@ladycopLEO I got btc, eth. Holding! I bought very little because I consider it gambling.
@ladycopLEO I’m staked in ETH 2 so it’s just gonna sit until that releases.
@ladycopLEO Thanks for a laugh out loud moment.😊
@Jake_Rogers_7 @Old_Rookie_ Everyone hates troopers because of their hats. Come on now.
@Old_Rookie_ You’re a rookie with one year on the job and you tweet like you’ve got 20 years behind you. Age doesn’t make you experienced. Be grateful they sent you for the training. Clearly they think you needed it.
If you know me or any other cops that you know are “one of the good ones” then you should probably consider we are not alone or even close to outnumbered in our profession.
“I hate cops. But I support you being a cop because you are one of the few good ones.” While I appreciate you knowing and believing in me to do the right thing, I wouldn’t be a cop or at my department if I wasn’t surrounded by people who are good and challenge me to be better.
The very idea that all cops are racist or even that policing is systematically racist is absolute nonsense. It is a lie. The people that are telling you this know it is a lie. They are liars. I worked for 31 years with people that loved other people enough to die for them.
Please vote in the new poll. Who is worse?! Jen or new Jen!