County Dispatch @County_Dispatch
911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShift Joined September 2020-
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@SmithAfirechic I even thought about taking my headset home before I went on vacation but thought "no, no one will take it because why would they" and then I came back to it gone lmao
It's my first night back to work after being off since the 6th and someone took my headset. I hate it here.
@IamSargent Finding flashlights and belt keepers must be like finding bars of gold 😂😂
@SFcitygirl22 @SmithAfirechic OKAY RIGHTTTT?!
@SmithAfirechic Lmaoooo no because that is genius. I am just extra mad because everyone has their own headsets. So like what happened to theirs???
@NightshiftWorkr Hell yeah! That's the kind of motivation I need!
Getting back in the gym after not going for almost a month. Let's see how this morning goes 😬
@DSmalls713 Training is just rough sometimes
I have had my trainee for 6 weeks already and I have 1 week left until she moves to 1st shift. I have never been so relieved to be done with a trainee.
And the day after I send her to the next trainer I leave for Vegas. Then a week later I am off to Europe for a couple of weeks. I cannot wait!
Update, she did in fact choose satin bridesmaid dresses. She hates us. 🙃
My sister is getting married this year and told us she is really considering satin dresses for the bridesmaid dresses. I think she secretly hates us because whyyyyyy
@moonskye3 It looks pretty but also tends to cling to every curve/crack/crevice. 😂 I am stressed and feeling like I need to start going to the gym twice a day.
There are so many trips I am planning right now. It's gonna be another great travel year.
I am on the struggle bus tonight. I am so damn tired.
@IamSargent Yeah they were almost completely empty this morning when I left work, which I was thankful for. And there were only a few people out when I just drove in.
I have been informed they haven't plowed our work parking lot since they came around 2am... when I left at 7am there were some parts of the lot that were up to my thighs because of the snow being blown around. So so so excited to go back in a couple of hours.
@moonskye3 Our county is basically locked down (roads are closed to non emergency personnel/travel) so thankfully there should only be a few people on the road, but it took me forever to get home this morning.
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