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This might not be the best use of the Target logo, or maybe I’m the only one who reads it as “Ordeals”
Nonzero chance that GOP voters will just find Christian Walker annoying and rally around Herschel in a sympathetic “Kids today, huh?” sort of way
ma’am we are a baseball team
Would tend to assume “vintage” refers to the age of the movies rather than the age of the subject matter but I guess not
Miles Teller??? It's called an odometer, dipshit
I always wished Netflix’s web UI had this button to see details of recommended shows, so I added it: chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…
At long last, we have created Weirdhorse Valley from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Weirdhorse Valley
At long last, we have created Weirdhorse Valley from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Weirdhorse Valley
Can’t believe they let someone drink James Madison’s crystal Pepsi
TIL these are different people #confessyourtwitterconflations
“Onstage with your favorite band performing around you” that’s not really how live music works
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Just going to plug my term “follymath” again here.
Group of drunk Boston guys yelling “Go home Táh!!!” at a conductor
Group of drunk Boston guys yelling "Go home avatah!!!" at a Na'vi
As the father of a daughter, when I eventually get back to tweeting I will do so with newfound authority. Brace yourselves.
Alan Dershowitz
What should Martha’s Vineyard deliver to the home of Ron DeSantis?
But Popeye… The spinach was just a ploy to make you believe in yourself. The strength was in you all along! For example, your ability to squeeze unopened cans so hard that the spinach within flew out into your mouth. That should've been a giveaway.
I don't usually participate in these kinds of things, but if my teenage son can volunteer at a Pride event in a fairly red, right-leaning, rural county, I can call out some folks' crap on Facebook.
Idea: halva cheesecake. No-bake cheesecake and crumble up pistachio halva chunks into the cheesecake matrix. Top with an artful drizzle of tahini and balsamic vinegar
@TaschaLabs This one is so dumb it can’t even be considered dystopian like the other examples lol