krissy ♡ @krissyangel_
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every south indian actress & it’s not even a competition
every south indian actress & it’s not even a competition https://t.co/3Vn0Rx1fxl
some of you thought “i love you 3000” was peak writing i’ll never forget it
"roasting is my love language 🤪" you will reach your deathbed having never practiced sincerity and you won't have the courage to say the words you wish to leave behind.
we are vessels for god
i hope he misses eid namaz, nihari spills on his kurta, his shalwar is too small, his bank account balance gets in the negatives, his car doesn’t start, his chappal don’t fit, and the eid nashta gives him food poisoning ameen
safe places <3
how i sleep peacefully knowing that i am an angel
forever thinking about how emma has one of the rawest lines in the entire romance genre
there's a woman in spain who was in a cave for 500 days and had 0 contact with the outside world for a research project and when they came to get her she didn't want to come out. just like me fr
The ‘if Ariel can be black, Nani can be white’ argument is so funny lmaooo that is a MERMAID ?? Kānaka actually exist ??💀
Muslim men applauding hakimi for not sharing assets after divorce when he at best cheated on her and at worst raped a woman in their shared house reminds me why our mothers tell you all these tips to take care of yourself when getting married
it’s really nice having platonic male friends. i’m used to men who attempt to befriend me in order to manipulate me into a sexual relationship with them but it’s nice to know that decent men exist
We're seduced by the idea that we're "all good" or "all bad." It's why we love the empathy vs. narcissist paradigm. In reality we all have selfish traits, flaws, and "dark" sides of who we are. It's human nature. The more we accept those parts and make peace with them, the more…
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therapy is basically paying someone to listen to you complain and gossip
i hate a “My boy love you fr i ain’t never seen him like this” ass homie 😒
barbie as rapunzel - rapunzel escapes the tower
A person filled with shame is constantly defensive. Almost everything feels like a battle with them because internally, they’re at war.
@meghanttucker No one with an age that’s in the double digits should be complaining about food being prepared for them. If you have 2 hands and are able bodied you can make your own dinner.
@meghanttucker My husband has no idea what he's eating for dinner until he's dishing it into his plate. He eats it, compliments the chef (me) then puts his dishes away. That's why he's still married and not buried in an unmarked grave in the back yard.
@meghanttucker The unmitigated gall to express anything other than joy at home made lasagna
Should I slip my WhatsApp into her cart 👀
'We're having lasagna for dinner' (silence) 'Because, Brandon, if I'm gonna plan it, shop for it, cook it and then clean up after it, then I'm OK with fucking choosing it, to be honest. Is that a problem?' This wife on the phone with her husband at the commissary is my Goddess
Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app. And what's on the app: Michael's 'grammer'.
@OkButStill my last therapist was a middle aged white woman who wore a cowboy hat indoors at both of our sessions before i gave up on her
@OkButStill my memory of female therapists is they wanted to do dream interpretation and art therapy and my memory of male therapists (before a recent good one) is they interrupted me while i was explaining my feelings
female therapist: your friend with a fat ugly baby will have to accept that your truth is YOUR truth male therapist: yes, sounds like the medication isn't working at all. but to go back to something you said (flips notes) last time. "Qdoba is mid" i want to challenge you on that
I’ve been pretending to be Indian this whole time I’m actually Italian American
Do y’all brush y’all lips when y’all brushing y’all teeth ?
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