Martin Hastie @koeman81
I've co-written some stories in No More Fairy Tales: Stories to Save Our Planet, an anthology aimed at COP27. No doom and gloom, all positive. Link below. habitatpress.com/no-more-fairy-… Nottingham Joined February 2009-
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Ep.36 with former #NFFC striker @theonlyjasonlee is live! ⚽️ Working his way up the football ladder ⚽️ Leading the line for @NFFC in Europe ⚽️ THAT Fantasy Football sketch ⚽️ His role as an EDI professional today LISTEN: pod.fo/e/22e8f1 WATCH: youtu.be/P4ATu3JLUuI?si…
Back on stage next week raising money for Mind. Can't wait, should be a cracking night.
Back on stage next week raising money for Mind. Can't wait, should be a cracking night.
I’m really looking forward to being back with my comedy crew of old. A LOT of talent, here. It’s gonna be bigger and better than a Python reunion. And a lot cheaper, too. It’s also for an awesome cause. Get yo’selves some tickets below, ya beauts. eventbrite.com/e/rock-droll-a…
For those people that used to like when I did stand up, I’m coming out of comedy retirement with @koeman81 @CarlDJones @PatrickDraper7 @FrancisJenking for a charity comedy night raising dollar for @MindCharity Tickets (plus dogshit booking fee) are here eventbrite.com/e/rock-droll-a…
It’s here: Instascam: Inside The Murky World Of Instagram Scammers. This is the paperback version. Who wants one? £10 (plus postage if I have to post it)
'The Assassin' by @DABadenauthor is a stand-alone story that draws on two characters from the novel Habitat Man. The story presents a variety of realistic climate crisis solutions in an entertaining way. Listen to the audio version of the story: buff.ly/3VmPV1c 🔍 #NMF
@MTHart12 We have introduced several stories that talk about #carboncapture , and we would like to share another amazing one which was deeply absorbing-- 'Mangrove Maj' by Martin Hastie @koeman81 . Read and see how you can turn a story into reality: buff.ly/46PpWVI 🌳
Passionate about the #ocean and mesmerized by the vibrant corals beneath the waves? 🌊 Read 'The Caretaker' by Matthew Hanson-Kahn @MatthewHansonK1. This incredible story included two impactful climate solutions: Coral Planting and Seagrass/Kelp restoration. #NMF #imreading #tbr
Carbon capture and storage involves capturing #CO2 from the chimney as the fuel is burnt. 'Our Shared Storm' describes such a scheme to divert much more investment into the sector. All and every method to increase funding in this sector is required. #NMF greenstories.org.uk/anthology-for-…
This is my favourite @climatefiction I like the more upbeat solution focused approach shepherd.com/best-books/cli… @Shepherd_books @CliFi_BookGroup
"The more I read, the more I wondered why many of these solutions weren't already racing ahead." ko-fi.com/post/192-RRR-r… #BookTwitter #MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts #BookReview
No More Fairy Tales: Stories to Save the Planet by D.A. Baden @DABadenauthor, @GreenstoriesUK @rararesources justkatherineblog.wordpress.com/2023/02/18/no-…
Start your morning off on the right foot by diving into the world of #NoMoreFairytalesCliFi! Free mini taster version still available at: buff.ly/3DnZbe3. #mondaymotivation #amreading #bookboost #selfpub #readinglist #readingcommunity #tbr
On grief, the joy of Christmas, experiencing different cultures, and fond memories of appearing on the @tSHandJ Christmas Eve Show last year: onemoreterriblesunrise.wordpress.com/2022/12/24/com…
Wondering what to buy for xmas? The anthology of 24 stories: No More Fairy Tales: Stories to Save the Planet has something for everyone: scifi, whodunnit, romance, drama, all include an inspiring climate solution. I guarantee you'll learn something new that will inspire you #xmas
After a battle with Amazon as our anthology triggered copyright issues as two writers donates published stories to it we finally published No More Fairy Tales: Stories to Save our Planet. The process made us seek ways to avoid Amazon and sell direct see habitatpress.com/no-more-fairy-…
@GreenstoriesUK @climate soundcloud.com/no-more-fairyt… Many of the climate fiction stories in the collection are available as audio recordings on the Resilience hub Enjoy them while you walk between meetings #cop27 #ClimateCrisis #clifi #nomorefairytalesclifi #scifi #oceans #arctic #polar #climateaction
Good morning! Today #COP27 is all about #energy🌊🌬️☀️ Renewables are rolling out rapidly around the world and often represent the lowest-cost source of power. Get to know about #stories and #climatesolutions about the topic from greenstories.org.uk/anthology-for-…
Good morning! Today #COP27 is all about #energy🌊🌬️☀️ Renewables are rolling out rapidly around the world and often represent the lowest-cost source of power. Get to know about #stories and #climatesolutions about the topic from greenstories.org.uk/anthology-for-…
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Ep.36 with former #NFFC striker @theonlyjasonlee is live! ⚽️ Working his way up the football ladder ⚽️ Leading the line for @NFFC in Europe ⚽️ THAT Fantasy Football sketch ⚽️ His role as an EDI professional today LISTEN: pod.fo/e/22e8f1 WATCH: youtu.be/P4ATu3JLUuI?si…
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That’s the last ever performance of ‘Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me, Glenn I’m Sixty Moore’ done. Thank you to every single person who saw it, whether it was on tour, at the Fringe, in a ropey work in progress or tonight at the Bloomsbury Theatre. Thank you x
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