Soham @king26_sk
avid bhendichi bhaaji enthusiast | @bitspilaniindia | 22 thatdefinitelyhappened.wordpress.com Thane, Maharashtra Joined September 2015-
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there are lots, but i will say this one gives me chills
there are lots, but i will say this one gives me chills https://t.co/hNSDgOTdLA
nooo clevertapp I love how you log me out every 30 minutes, good user experience scares mee
whatsapp should release a feature where I can edit someone else's texts
universe mujhe khush karne ki koshish kar raha hai lekin mai bhi bohot dheet hu
Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty:
you have only one life so make sure to spend as much time as possible thinking about how you are perceived at all times
can't even sleep past an alarm these days. because of woke.
ye sab log european hote hai
This one got away from me but tomorrow’s diem’s gonna be carped I swear
agar artists ko pata chal gaya to kya pata extra fee maangenge. oh wait
agar artists ko pata chal gaya to kya pata extra fee maangenge. oh wait
aarchi @okayaarchi
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i love those tenor gifs where its obviously some random friend groups inside joke
just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
i would add my parents being proud of me and ketchup
“No arms. No legs. He has a wife and five mistresses. Five, Jerry! I can’t get five minutes with ONE! What does he have that i don’t have?” “Hair, for one thing.”
One of the losers in yesterday’s Tokyo by-election was Hirotada Ototake, a disabled rights activist who was born without any limbs, and in 2016 had a scandal where it was revealed he was cheating on his wife with five different women.
Oh btw, she is my girlfriend now 👍🏼🧿
I found someone who is as obsessed with Dostoevsky as I am, guys if I fumble this, I’ll take a bath with my toaster
Using a foam brush on wood, leaving no brush strokes
me: how much is that floral smelling spray salesperson: perfume? me: no for the whole bottle
How I walk in the mall, grocery store, ect