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skiptomylumpia | keep blinking | the great gutsby Joined March 2011

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3 weeks ago

cousin came in clutch last minute with tickets for wrestlemania xl night 2. what a perfect ending. voice is gone, so i’ll finish the story here

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3 weeks ago

not sure if that was an earthquake or if i’m just having a seizure, but that was crazy

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6 months ago

one more time… @blink182

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14 years ago. i got to see my favorite band, coming off a 4-year hiatus, live for the first time ever. a few hours ago, i got to see them live again… reunited after spending 9 years apart. these guys have a special place in my heart. let’s make this last forever 🤘🏽

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a year ago

you’ve been there for me when i was at my best and stuck with me when i was at my worst. i took you for granted, yet you never left my side. knowing your time was coming didn’t make it any easier, but i’m glad you’re finally at peace. rest easy, blink. i fuckin love you 🥹❤️🐢

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a year ago

my 4-year-old nephew talking to his 3-year-old brother: “lemme see how tall you are.” *starts counting and measuring* “you’re fourteen pounds!” these kids never cease to crack me up😂

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a year ago

i don’t have instagram or tiktok and i stopped using facebook mad long ago. if this really is the end of twitter, peace out, social media. for now, imma leave y’all with this gem i found years ago by @KhadiDon, whose tweets always cracked me up. until we meet again… 👏🏽🖕🏽

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a year ago

“A SUMNER BREEZE!” i wonder if goat eagle has these in his arsenal or if they’re straight off the top. you gotta let us know, @sarahkustok! #NetsWorld

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a year ago

dear whoever the @BrooklynNets nets dj is, please play that soulja boy “YUUUUUU” soundbyte whenever @wacchi1013 makes a big play. he deserves it. i’m sure @TheBKBlock would appreciate it, too✌🏽 #NetsWorld

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2 years ago

welcome home, joe! #NetsWorld

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2 years ago

first year in brooklyn, first round elimination to the bulls. tenth year here, nba champs? LET’S GO @BrooklynNets! #NetsWorld

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2 years ago

is this real life?! i don’t know what to do with myself… #sixseasonsandamovie

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2 years ago

prayers up for tua 🙏🏽#finsup

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2 years ago

the boys @MiamiDolphins walking around the locker room like #FinsUp

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2 years ago

it’s one thing to put on an old shirt and not have it fit anymore. it’s another thing to put on a once oversized shirt and awkwardly realize that it’s not oversized anymore😐

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2 years ago

it’s the most wonderful time of the year☀️

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2 years ago

17 years and 50 pounds later, my parents can finally say that they bred a college graduate. i’m like the new age billy madison! besides the whole being rich factor. and i have no veronica vaughn. dammit…