me: is there a spirit in my house ouija board: *slides to yes* me: great your portion of the rent is 650 it’s due the first of the month ouija board: F U C K
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@kelllicopter Damn girl that's cheap as fuck
so this must have been some kind prediction or whatever because now we’re convinced there’s a ghost in our house how much should we charge it
@kelllicopter This is my favorite tweet of yours. Also how can I be as pretty and skinny as you?
@kelllicopter @JoeyDG54 kelly you are SO pretty and SKINNY
@kelllicopter @timpichola Crying about $650? Try living in a real city
@kelllicopter @katelangbroek I have my eggs poached and my tea strong