Karl the human map @karlthelurker
Introvert with anxiety issues. San Diego sports fan. Dark beer drinker. Vehicular narcoleptic. Chronically untied shoes. Never been on a podcast. #HosBlocked Somewhere near San Diego Joined August 2010-
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so how many marijuanas do we thingk @MiserableSDFan has ingested already?
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
Camera angle in Colorado made Matsui look like he was about three feet tall.
Gonna take more than 4 to win tonight #LetsGoPadres
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Nice job Gillespie still not going to remember how to spell your name though
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577 Followers 596 Following Full-time Padres fan. Part-time son-of-a-bitch. MLB pitch clock is for all time.yerbamate @yerbaaddict
179 Followers 530 Following if you will it dude, it is no dream. i love the padres, movies, and counter strike/esports. 🤠PadresPR @PadresPR
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1K Followers 1K Following 44 yrs with cystic fibrosis but it doesn't have me. living life to it’s fullest 🙌concerts, music, sports & CF knowledge.Bink @RockyBinkowski
642 Followers 902 Following Father of 3 boys. Padres and SDSU die hard... Don’t take yourself too seriously. I don’t.FRIARWARS @FRIARWARS
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156 Followers 164 Following Lifelong San Diegans Davey, Joe & Charlie introduce you to The Padscast. We’ll talk our beloved Pads and have a heck of a lot of fun doing it.🤎💛woods @thestevenwoods
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3K Followers 2K Following Self proclaimed high ranking officer on Padres Twitter - San Diego Born & Raised - Journalism Degree - Former “Nationally Ranked” CFB TE - BDEPadres Chat @sdpadreschat
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287 Followers 1K Following Philippians1:21Legit SD Padres fan, present @SD first no-hitter, LA (SD) Clippers.I love my country.I Hate the wave!(Even though started 1@the Murph @ age12)Peralta, in fact, did not have it. But I can't really blame Shildty for sticking with him over a Rule V kid with the fat in the fire. And I love his faith in his guys
Shildt is FIRED UP
Not having one of your better relievers in the majors finally caught up to them
Jeremiah Estrada 13 pitches 8 swings 6 whiffs 3 Ks Nothing left to say he’s been a beast in AAA
2024 home run totals: Jurickson Profar (3) Will Smith (1)
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
@karlthelurker He must be and that’s why they’re playing better this year, he’s listening to all us Twitter experts.
A dongless dub is still a dub and we don’t complain about dubs in this house
#PadresWin! FINAL: Padres 5, Rockies 2
Your turn. @MLB
Exclusive: Reggie Bush is getting his 2005 Heisman Trophy back, ESPN has learned, with a formal “reinstatement” of the trophy coming today. The decision comes amid what the Heisman Trust calls “enormous changes in the college football landscape.” es.pn/3w92KUR
Weird way to find out? Nonetheless happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend @MiserableSDFan!!!!!
Padres lose or tie this series and I continue to check this app several times a day for funny or interesting posts about my favorite team, the San Diego @Padres
Jeremiah Estrada 13 pitches 8 swings 6 whiffs 3 Ks Nothing left to say he’s been a beast in AAA
@thestevenwoods @Padres Hello darkness, my old friend Padres lost from ahead again Because the lead was quickly fleeting Left that pitch up instead of sinking Amid hopes Ben & Woods planted in our brains Nothing gained X echos our sound of silence
How was that a fair ball? The first bounce was foul and it stayed foul all the way past 3rd base.