KalamaPat @kalama_pat
except in dreams you’re never really free Kalamazoo, MI Joined September 2022-
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I haven’t really been on here at all the last couple days. No reason. Just busy I guess.
Packing for a toddler and a 9 month old to fly to Myrtle for a week is hectic. Now for 3 hours of sleep.
Yeah, daycare, we know. This was quite clear given how many times you send our kids home.
My 9 month old is in his crib trying to figure out how to get his pacifier in his mouth and he looks like a blackout drunk college freshman trying to light a cigarette
thank you, Mr. President, for bringing Vine back
Tailgate lots at new Sox park. Build the people mover.
The one year my daughter’s birthday weekend isn’t during the masters…. She’s got a birthday party during the national championship game. lol fuck it. Go hawks!
Every time this movie is on, I wind up looking up J10s for sale.
What are we? III, by Sosa Joseph, 2012
A trumpet player spontaneously combusted during the timeout.
8 month old got ear tubes today. It’s possible that he’s now feeling TOO good. #allnightpartypeople
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This is Ohio’s most beautiful natural resource…
You’ve got to have some galactic stones to think that it’s appropriate to tell season ticket holders who are 5-10K a year in on Iowa football that we’re the real problem and we don’t donate enough.
@kalama_pat FOR GOOD REASON 🫡🤝 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@ANTIFAldo @AndyTFE MCO is its own separate category. Much like Orlando not being a real place, MCO isn’t a serious airport and you’d never fly thru there if you weren’t going to Orlando for some reason. If you choose to go to Orlando then you deserve to experience MCO.
What the absolute fuck have I done
I’m sorry… I think? Yeah I’m sorry.
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Twitter is fun, but real life is better! A small snapshot of people who I’d like to meet in person this year! - @Wonderdullard - @lee_chris04 - @HawkeyeElvis - @Rushthewriter - @RayJOrtega - @kalama_pat - @Kel4Hwx - @gmackey32 *With even more names I still need to list!!*
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Ironic, since the pigeons probably always take the same route home
Stay tuned, folks!
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