Josh Bailie @josh_bailie
Disabled, sick, here to connect. Producer and joke writer, when healthy. Vancouver, British Columbia Joined October 2009-
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The Leafs, Jays, Drake's penis. Toronto loves a flop.
It's official: John Tavares is leaving Josh Bailey to be with Josh Bailie.
I've signed onto Twitter for the first time in months just to RT this joke. x.com/thajawn/status…
I really want to listen to R. Kelly's new Christmas album, but I still feel weird reading "R. Kelly" and "stream" in the same sentence.
I'm going to an escape room in Vancouver tonight. It takes place in a yoga studio and you can't leave until you try their kombucha.
What dice roll from hell summoned this x.com/variety/status…
What dice roll from hell summoned this x.com/variety/status…
Congratulations Portugal! Europe is failing and you won a 🎉 s o c c e r g a m e ! 🎉
Well this is what happens when you let a baby make drugs. x.com/cbcnews/status…
Well this is what happens when you let a baby make drugs. x.com/cbcnews/status…
Relieved to hear that Justin Trudeau is gay. Takes a lot of pressure off. #PrideTO
No, it's the team. Everyone thinks the team isn't ready. It's the T-E-ah, forget it. x.com/raptors/status…
No, it's the team. Everyone thinks the team isn't ready. It's the T-E-ah, forget it. x.com/raptors/status…
A great cause for survivors, their families and those who look at the skyline to think "Is there blood in my urine?" x.com/norm/status/73…
A great cause for survivors, their families and those who look at the skyline to think "Is there blood in my urine?" x.com/norm/status/73…
"Budweiser is changing its name to America? What idiots!" I said self-importantly while taking a swig of Molson Canadian.
Prince was the greatest ever. If you ever saw him you know. It was like staring into a velvet infinity full of sequins, sex, and pancakes.
Congrats to Canada's pot smokers on the 2017 legalization of marijuana. It's proof you can accomplish anything with a little bit of no work.
.@cibc Let's be honest, this wasn't great timing for either of us.
Why are Raptors playoff games scheduled for daytime? Because it makes our stars disappear. #WeTheNorth
Guys, someone let grandpa write the headlines again. x.com/theatlantic/st…
Guys, someone let grandpa write the headlines again. x.com/theatlantic/st…
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Mitch Marner has been a frustrating player to watch of late, but he is actually a playoff underachiever? Here's a 13-minute video breakdown on: 1) Marner's surprisingly statistical profile 2) How it differs from those of "clutch playoff performers" 3) An important factor that…
I dont think #POTS experts realise how all-consuming the first line treatments can be: 🚰Drink loads of water...that you can't retain because part of POTS is water-retaining endocrine dysfunction (and going to toilet every 30 minutes with orthostatic intolerance is a breeze 🙄)
@josh_bailie i need to be a somewhat decent starting place to do Jhana's - they do take energy.
"Why are you still asking fans to mask in 2024?" "Because more than 1000 people a week are still dying from covid." "Just a bunch of old people and people with weak immune systems." "That's us. That's many of our fans." Thanks for understanding as we head out to midwest tour!
💀Death is my intimate shadow partner. It is a disability intimacy. I wrote for @TIME about my relationship with mortality as someone who just turned 50 as a disabled person. Shit has been rough but I’m still fucking here time.com/6960765/alice-…
So, here it is folks. The launch of the Canadian Covid Society. Honoured to work with @KashPrime @LadyScorcher @RougeMatisse @chris_m_h to make this happen. Please read our intro op/ed here: 1/3 canadahealthwatch.ca/2024/03/06/int…
So high risk folks are just expected to what, stay home forever (not possible for many), constantly negotiate (often unsuccessfully) to exist in public spaces like everyone else, and bear the burden in protecting ourselves & others, right? We're not exactly people in your eyes
COVID-19 remains a real threat for high risk folks Keeping up with vaccines, getting treated when infected is how we manage that risk This new guidance, aligned with that of the flu, Acknowledges the burdens and benefits of isolation And that makes for good guidance End
My soul has been heavy lately. Yesterday I felt it so hard that I was ill. I can’t stop thinking about any of it. This was cathartic to express. I’m gonna take some time to rest. If you’re in this headspace too, you’re not alone. You’re reacting normally to a fucked up world.
@josh_bailie 😂 lol 🙌 I get it!! I think it’s a common misconception, right? Because it’s in energy drinks…but it actually suppresses the neuro receptors responsible for triggering the excitatory effects. It’s also used in energy production (in energy metabolism) not immediate “energy”
@josh_bailie You have which part? Feel free to reply or DM more details, forgive any brevity I can’t type too much I pulled a tendon in my elbow last night, trying to rest it.
Something that haunts me: years ago my mom, an alcoholic, went to rehab to get clean. My grandparents who grew up soaked in alcohol culture —prolific partiers/socialites their entire lives —went sober in solidarity. Except it turns out they didn’t…🧵 (an essay on access)
have to get ready to go to campus but what i have to say. please do public comment for CDC. this is so fucking dangerous. they will kill us all for profit.
🧵As much as I grieve the last few years, this utter nightmare I fell into and am still not out of… The daily pain, discomfort, and sickness I have little hope of finding the cause of… How my life was suddenly stolen from me by people who have no remorse… The worst part is:
ps. “But I’m a man and I’m struggling to get healthcare too.” Yes, I know “not all men” but that’s not the point and we all know it, and I am exhausted of having to have this same conversation over and over. If you comment this, I will mute or block you. ✌️
"The Experiment We All Wish We Had Been Able To Do" Maybe someone did it - recognized in the first weeks or months that they were on the cusp of a new sickness reality and they STOPPED PUSHING. *They immediately started basic treatment for MCAS and POTS. *They optimized their…
@Naomi_D_Harvey No they do not. Not one bit. If I talk to them about it I’m still not sure they’d understand how dismissive and condescending it is. It’s like calling cancer “a little growth.”
longer be coming to visit me anymore... Because as of last night they accepted her visa and she will be coming over to get married and live with me (gotta switch visas first) 😅 It's been sooo long coming, I will admit I wasn't sure it would ever happen. Such a weight lifted.
FUUUUUCK IN ER NOW FEEDING TUBE RUPTURED ABDOMEN TENDER & DISTENDED CHECK IN PERSON COUGHING PERSISTENTLY WITH PAPER MASK ON WAITING ROOM FULL IT NEVER HAD TO BE LIKE THIS DONT BOTHER ME, FAMILY, FRIENDS
📣My latest column for @TeenVogue on the latest surge, how high risk people have been abandoned by the Biden administration, & why I won’t be voting this election w/ quotes from @Tinu @AngelaMSWinCA & @Christine_ScD teenvogue.com/story/covid-is…