john "oomf" smith @johnoomf
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Finally learning the essential phrases before my trip
Sticks and stones may break my bones but sending all attempted contact from debt collectors straight to voicemail can never hurt you
Absolutely swamped atm with my work-mandated laughing and having fun
@TheKnownLover Conservatives just don’t realise the joy in abortions. You get to give the fetus a funny name and say stuff like “At least he got to go to the movies for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple before he died”
Follow me for more objectively correct film opinions
@Kong_The_Monke Sorry he gaslit you bro, that’s fucked up 😔
POV you’re scrolling through the live photos I took of a butterfly yesterday
First trillionaire should’ve been whoever invented zippers
@Kong_The_Monke lol, it was a genuine distraction for me, I was thinking about Allday the entire time
@beersmoker93 I was so excited when I saw this one that I called out to some complete strangers nearby to come have a look at it, and thankfully they were also very excited
Watched Pulp Fiction last night
@ryanjblank I exported my letterboxd data to a spreadsheet and gave it to ChatGPT to see if it picked up any trends and one of them was that I, a self-identified horror fan, think horror movies are mostly shit
INXS cover band where all the members are plus-size and it’s called INXL
@bing_fingus_ Sounds like a Kogan version of my Kogan format with a similar premise
Need to take a step back from twitter for a while, however I’ll still be active on the NYT games app
@gnostic_bf They installed a 5G tower near my house and I started saying stuff like this
Teaching my three year old niece to say “I thought it was a fantastic meditation on grief” every time we finish an episode of Bluey
Amy @AmysGotBirds
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Evelyn @Xylogenouswsd
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Tracy @nononoits_me
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tumbleweed @cayrenee89
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Kasper Lynge @lynge_kasper
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San Pedro @4thOctane
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Alaric Smith @AlaricSmith15
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Sylwen Banrob @SBanrob47938
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gnostic bf 🌶🇵�... @gnostic_bf
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hotdog man @thisisntcarsons
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Sandra @smith14251
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EddyGolden @MarthaViste13
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e.g.g.g. (extra gooey... @akagirlegg
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hot & insane @sadbadegg
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trysty 🔥🔥 @trysty13
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honey barbara @thiccmatisse
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scumb @scumb69
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The Cleaner @FlexVonSexPecs
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Andy @canyoucometoday
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not emma @buttholefactory
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smokey mcpot 🦀🤡 @babie_goblin
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fig Newton @boyfriendabuser
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Zone Resident @SoliSolstice
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hot & insane @sadbadegg
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Large Muscular Ape�... @SnrIlliterate
189 Followers 1K Following Sleep and Respiratory Scientist // More Kindness Please // Gorilla Enthusiast
gnostic bf 🌶🇵�... @gnostic_bf
2K Followers 2K Following levi • senior north coburg correspondent for @BrunswickVoice • nostra patria è il mondo intero
e.g.g.g. (extra gooey... @akagirlegg
889 Followers 272 Following more unhinged hot/sad girl posting found at @sadbadegg
honey barbara @thiccmatisse
2K Followers 2K Following don’t be a dumb bitch in front of me i swear to god • sydney australia (formerly athens ga, atlanta etc)
scumb @scumb69
14 Followers 14 Following
The Cleaner @FlexVonSexPecs
746 Followers 1K Following He/him Bowler/Speedrunner Insta/twitch: FlexVonSexPecs House M.D Speedrun World Record Holder https://t.co/lVUDRTPgg7
Andy @canyoucometoday
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not emma @buttholefactory
5K Followers 367 Following smells like a steak and seats 35 / @buttholealt
smokey mcpot 🦀🤡 @babie_goblin
9K Followers 2K Following they/them, non-binary | beach bunny + professional hottie | broke PhD student |
patella tendonitis (s... @mcdougles_
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tiny soprano @fkanyx
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Laura Palmer @coooolgirl1999
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mitny @plantsinplace
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✨Precious Venus ✨ @preciousvenusxo
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fig Newton @boyfriendabuser
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