John Crist @johnbcrist
Standup comedian. Tour dates, new special and podcast 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 linktr.ee/johnbcrist Joined September 2011-
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We took the very first Nateland field trip for the #eclipse and brought along @johnbcrist and @GregWarren for the ride! Watch: Nateland | Ep. #195 - The Eclipse youtu.be/8L5C56R8kRY
“You know how I pushed off Byron Russell to make the game winner? Do the Nascar equivalent…”
“You know how I pushed off Byron Russell to make the game winner? Do the Nascar equivalent…” https://t.co/Xg8XDj0NJR
Me and my little brother when we found the Easter egg w $5 in it
Me and my little brother when we found the Easter egg w $5 in it
Promote this guy to Cup immediately
Promote this guy to Cup immediately
Samford Bulldogs baby 📈📈📈
What’s a Mr. Beast video title that you wouldn’t second guess at the point?…
What mental illness did the guy who built DFW airport have?
Ryan needs to see a therapist
Christmas morning is the super bowl for the guy who carries a knife in his pocket 365 days a year
The only thing ice baths don’t cure is narcissism
Come thruuuuuuuu this Winter! johncristcomedy.com/tour/
My Facebook got hacked, sorry everyone! We are working as fast as we can to fix it, thanks for all the DMs.
🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED! Due to overwhelming demand, @johnbcrist has added a second night at the Ryman on January 26. Tickets on sale Friday at 10 AM CT! 🎟️: opryent.co/3uahoK2
Congratulations @Blaney 🏁🏁🏁
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48K Followers 1K Following Writer /Comedienne/ Mom/ Southern Belle/ Go @dawgs @braves @falcons My new special “44” is on YouTube@johnbcrist You mean to tell me that the driver of the “race against crime car” just committed a crime on the track, on national television? Maybe NASCAR isn’t boring after all. 😂
🚨 Programming Alert 🚨 Samford alum @johnbcrist will be on @finebaum at 2 pm CT to talk about the SoCon Champs 😏 📺 @SECNetwork 💻 es.pn/49YXUIv #BuckyBall | #AllForSAMford
Fun visit to start today's show with comedian @johnbcrist! Risky jokes, embellished stories, and knowing your audience, we talked about it all...
TICKET PUNCHED! GOD IS GOOD! @SamfordMBB
It still doesn’t feel real #CHAMPS
A @mainethegoat and @BuckyBasketball embrace after the senior’s 23 point and 8 rebound performance. Gotta love it. They did do it.
Destiny…...
Don’t say that Bucky didn’t warn you! The Samford Bulldogs never had a winning record in the SOCON in their school’s history until this man took over. They won 2 conference games his first year, now, they’re going to the NCAA Tournament! Bucky is just getting started…
@johnbcrist Your special What Are We Doing is one of the best pieces of comedy I've ever seen. Amazing. 🙌🏼 Lazarus BFF fail and water to wine STAT = best. I am 1 million of the 3.7 million views 🤣
@johnbcrist Ice bath? I wish someone would make a video of that.
Great show in #Atlanta @johnbcrist #GoJackets
@realaaronweber @johnbcrist Go Jackets! 🤣🐝
@realaaronweber @johnbcrist Hahahaha “No shame in that start”
@realaaronweber @johnbcrist “No shame in not taking a knee to win the game, my man. Proud of you, bro. Go canes.” - @johnbcrist if he were a miami fan
@johnbcrist No shame in that emotion, my man. Proud of you bro. Go jackets
@johnbcrist Hope you slid into Michael Harris’s DMs after that play! Haha
@johnbcrist randomly spotted in the crowd last night. It’s not a coincidence that the @Braves made their comeback after we saw him
I get to watch Austin Riley and Mike Harris play together for at least 9 more years lol pretty good pretty good