Josh @jjnorman13
Girl dad, first ever Cloth-Off Triple Crown Your moms panties Joined April 2013-
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Not to gloat, but I am about to complete day 1 of 38 straight 12-hour days of work. Please, hold your applause
Is this the new Mandela effect?
Is this the new Mandela effect?
“30,000 people used to live here… now it’s a ghost town”
“30,000 people used to live here… now it’s a ghost town”
Fellas, we made it
$500 fine for posting footage of traitors but no fine if you are a staffer and have sex in the Senate Hearing room?
$500 fine for posting footage of traitors but no fine if you are a staffer and have sex in the Senate Hearing room?
JFC my state being retarded again
JFC my state being retarded again
Let your team know @Albrecht77
Aren’t you guys happy that the adults are back in charge?
Aren’t you guys happy that the adults are back in charge?
Importing murderous doctors. Wish I could say I’m surprised
Importing murderous doctors. Wish I could say I’m surprised
You think you hate your government enough, but you don’t
You think you hate your government enough, but you don’t
You can’t blame Biden for inflation, you just signed off on $100B being uselessly spent. You are also the problem
You can’t blame Biden for inflation, you just signed off on $100B being uselessly spent. You are also the problem
What a Christmas miracle
Suck my dick
No point in voting this November when the GOP and Dems are holding hands and spending billions. Good thing Trumps hand-picked Majority leader is doing a good job🤧🤧🤧🤧
I’m going to try my hardest to evade paying taxes ever again
I’m going to try my hardest to evade paying taxes ever again
Fuck you, leech
Fuck you, leech
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Michael Russo @RussoHockey
198K Followers 768 Following NHL & #mnwild scribe for @theathletic. @kfan1003, @BallySportsNor contributor + @talknorthpod. Ex-FlaPanthers scribe, Ex-Isles diehard, Ex-Newsday paperboy@jjnorman13 obviously...you haven't been in the military...
@jjnorman13 The only good thing about that is that you’re too busy to go spend any of that money you’re earning!
Not to gloat, but I am about to complete day 1 of 38 straight 12-hour days of work. Please, hold your applause
My face when my account is restored after a one-week suspension
What better GM could there possibly be on this, the holiest of days, Friday? None.
Today in history, April 26, 1986, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant disaster occurred near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR. It was and still is the world's worst nuclear disaster.
My friends, we have made it.
Straight into my veins.
Emory's Caroline Fohlin is knocked down by the police while shouting: “I’m a professor!!” Hear the disbelief in her voice. She never expected to be treated like this by her own university for protesting Israel's slaughter. But remember, democracy is on the ballot in Nov...
Ford F-150. I know because I drive one.
Oh look, the toddlers are having naptime. #HamasTerrorists #ReleaseTheHostages #BringThemHome #BringThemHomeNow
Happening now: students are protesting against the war in Gaza at the University of Minnesota inside Coffman Memorial Union. They are demanding the university to divest from organizations supporting Israel. @SahanJournal
@jjnorman13 @Lisa_from_SoCal @Grand_handsomer Somebody warn the cats
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