This is still my most inexplicable follow though. I went through their list of followers and it’s all famous politicians and journos and then one anonymous shitposter. I think it might be because I called Welker a snack that one time.
@jarvis_best Bureau is following you too.
@jarvis_best Jarvis is a Fed. Dont fall for this classic double agent follow game
@jarvis_best The CIA’s case file on Jarvis:
Maybe you should be flattered? 🤷🏽 If they’re following me for personal interest, just to possibly glean some intellectual perspective - I’d be flattered. But, if they truly want to use your analytical skills - why not contract you on a case by case basis? I know I would have some fun fixing some of their enigmas they need help with… I designed (in my head) a drug trafficking predictive system, combining geolocation data of confiscations, direction of travel, chemical analysis, criminal intelligence, and traffic prediction algorithms, you could actually know who made the product, where it’s going, and what route they would most likely take to get there. I even think I emailed someone in the FBI a loose design specification for the system (similar to my description above). I don’t think I ever heard back, but the design was sound. If they don’t have it already, they should definitely build one.