Jargon du jour @jargondujour
The world's most cringe-worthy business jargon, disambiguated. May all your diligences be due. By @mattrirwin. Get the book: https://t.co/buIzMrx8xw theofficelife.com/business-jargo… NYC Joined July 2010-
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@jargondujour Me in mtg: What are job aids? Others: Instruction Sheets Me: Then WHY don't we call them THAT?! Others: {nervous laughter}
A guide to the world's most cringe-worthy business jargon, disambiguated theofficelife.com/business-jargo… this is fantastic lol @jargondujour
When someone uses the term "tee up" and it's not in reference to golf..... #businessjargon @jargondujour
For laughs, check out the Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary … "Table Stakes" had me ROFL. theofficelife.com/business-jargo… @jargondujour
Pro Tip: If someone mention the term "Six Sigma" in the first conversation you have with them, they're 100% full of shit.
Disirregardless, because three wrongs make a… wrong?
Today I learned that we are sheep-dipping services. No one has a clue what this means But you'll hear it any meeting with senior management
"As of today, you no longer have assigned desks or offices. Our FlexWork commonspace will maximize functional adjacencies."
Functional adjacencies—Placing things together that benefit from close proximity.
Swarm—A high-energy group exercise in collective problem solving. “I think we really moved the needle in yesterday’s swarm sesh."
Drain—To exhaust a topic beyond any possibility of further discussion. Often used for pres. slides: "I think we've drained this one. Next."
Client entanglement—Measures the quality & depth of a client relationship. “Our objective is to drive client entanglement in the near-term."
Agile—The business trend that made constantly changing priorities and a total lack of planning seem like a valid management strategy.
@jargondujour Found out today that to give advice based on predictions is "feedforward". Apparently.
First day back at work and I’ve just received an e-mail with the term “sandbox” in it. As a verb.
Minimum viable branding—A basic, text-driven logo created by the founder with the most passable Photoshop skills.
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