Sadderall @imsoemptyinside
Just here to scream in the face of the absurd and bury my depression in jokes. Joined September 2014-
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Any squirrel can be a flying squirrel if you shoot it from a T-shirt cannon at my neighbor Jeff while he's cutting the grass, fuck u Jeff
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Me (1:47am): good night moon Moon: Me (2:11am): is everything ok? Moon: Me (9:01am): good morning :) hope you have a great day! Moon:
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I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party
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*drops baby* FIVE-SECOND RULE
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In Toy Story 4, the stakes get even higher & more intense when Andy’s sexual experimentation at college drives Woody to a heroin addiction.
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My eulogy will probably begin, "She died doing what she loved...texting while driving."
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"What should we call this salad dressing?" French "This one?" Italian "And this one?" Ｔ Ｈ Ｏ Ｕ Ｓ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ Ｉ Ｓ Ｌ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ "What the hell Rick"
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"i am in lunch with you", i say to my lunch. the silence that follows is deafening.
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Put my symptoms into WebMD because I thought I might have Ebola, but the results came back "You ate a Big Mac."
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Candy from a stranger is the best! Wait, he's got puppies too! This day can't get any bett
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Your dad left for cigs & never came back? Mine left while teaching me how to shave. Walked around with shaving cream on my face for 18 yrs.
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Hey girl, how'd you like to be held emotionally accountable for a situation I created in my head?
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Once a guy told me "u wouldnt like who I was 10 yrs ago" then did a dramatic retelling of when he got in a fistfight at Montana's Steakhouse
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Thursday or as I like to call it; "Day four of hostage negotiations."
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Dick so nig, it never miss a handshake
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hey can i use ur phone real quick "sure yeah hold on a sec" [moves to mexico and begins a new life]
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