i’ll bring the popcorn @illbringthepop1
loud, antisocial mug. creator of life. crap example of a feminist. does not have any popcorn. Joined April 2020-
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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @Chris_Fitton: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5mSCDO2x3…
I'm using more fuel this week doing extra miles avoiding or sitting in traffic jams caused the queues at petrol stations. These fuel shortages at the pumps are self fulfilling. The end of humanity could well be just sitting in a traffic jam. #DrWho Gridlock prophecy.
Well, that’s day 14 nearly finished. Only 183 more to go…
All robin williams movies are only available in sky store. So far from impressed.
Check out Patrice Berry, Psy.D., LCP's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMRey2RMo/ @EamonnHolmes WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS OKAY TO SAY THIS?! It is not okay. Please do better.
Driving 3 hours each way for a funeral tomorrow. Naturally, tonight I broke my finger. Fuck. My. Life.
Friendly FYI, my phone died a death and if you messaged me in the last 24 hours, I never got it and I never will. I am not ignoring you, I don’t hate you and if you send it again, I promise to get back to you ☺️ (yes, this message has been copy pasted across all platforms!)
That £37 billion for a crappy track and trace app should have been used within the NHS so that their systems automatically notify benefits system if a claimant is in for debilitating procedures.
That £37 billion for a crappy track and trace app should have been used within the NHS so that their systems automatically notify benefits system if a claimant is in for debilitating procedures.
Best thing about losing the ex’s sky? Becoming a new member and using my welcome gift to download @adamhillscomedy happyism. As always, he’s outshone by Catherine 😂 #theballshavedropped
All of those little quirks and foibles, both the good and the bad, that make up the strange little person who is me…. They have a name. It’s super weird finding that out at my age.
“Hey! A fellow vegan!” “Oh, I’m not” “you can’t buy that then!” Oh do fuck off, Karen….
Do you ever read something online and wonder why they wasted so much time ignoring autocorrect?!
Sent hot TikTok of semi naked to friend. Hop on to Facebook. Her mum just died. I am the worst person ever. #goingstraighttohell
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I find the level of patience I have with stupid people is actually pretty remarkable...
Just my normal Tuesday morning , trimming my bonsai tree and teachin' the new kid in my building some karate
@illbringthepop1 @M6tollRoad Thanks...they are deleting tweets...traffic moving hut stuck at the toll booth to pay for being late because they told us it was clear when it wasn't...
@M6tollRoad Traffic is now moving and m6toll are deleting tweets 😡
@M6tollRoad Yes,we need to know what is happening!
@illbringthepop1 I'll have words with some friends if you like. I used to work for a company that was involved in doing work on some enema products. The testing on the items returned from clinical trials ranks high on worst jobs ever.
I'm using more fuel this week doing extra miles avoiding or sitting in traffic jams caused the queues at petrol stations. These fuel shortages at the pumps are self fulfilling. The end of humanity could well be just sitting in a traffic jam. #DrWho Gridlock prophecy.
@illbringthepop1 197 days of what? Alcohol abstinence..nah, cigarettes no, Hamuketsu..... bingo!
13 years ago today, I won the Newcomer award at the Edinburgh fringe and paid my car loan off with the prize. This is me just after winning.I was giddy. I’d just met Clive James too.I still remember my speech. I remember it feeling like confirmation that I was on the right track.
@illbringthepop1 @GaryLineker Apology accepted. No harm done.
@illbringthepop1 @GaryLineker Please consider reading the whole thread before embarrassing yourself on the internet.
@illbringthepop1 @GaryLineker You missed this: x.com/kaldore87/stat…
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